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The phrase "lives rent free in head" has been banned

You would only have to charge rent to someone "living" in your head if they were LITERALLY living in your head, but that would require either that you have a house sized head or that they are ant-sized people.

Both seem very unlikely.
 
How about having conversations with people in your head that aren't even in the same room as you?
 
"Hey man, you've been taken up space,
in my head
I want you to start paying rent. Or at least
keep up your side of the chores and upkeep
help with mowing the lawn once in a while,
trim the bushes out front"
 
Billionaires and slum lords would figure out a way to try to get rich off the people they obsess about all the time.
 
Another stupid one is, "Don't write a check with your mouth that your ass can't cash"


Said by someone once, "A piece of advice my dad always told me"


Um, wow. Yeah. Okay.
 
If you put your cards on the table at the end of the day and you judge a book by its cover you will see the grass is always greener on the other side of living rent free in someone's head.

On the other hand, when the shoe is on the other foot, you should never look a gift horse in the mouth.
 
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