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**The Quest for Gagh**

Noel Edmund

Noel Edmund

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I am leaving on a Quest for the great Gagh. My travels will take me to strange lands, through over exorbant taxi drivers taking the piss, through at least three episodes of Eastenders and maybe even a Michael Barrymore come back shopping mall tour.

But I will be strong, I will not waver in my mission. My mission to save Gagh from the totty that has ensnared him in her evil web with powers so potent as to destroy all meaning in the internet.

I will be successful, I have many allies, I can call on such contacts as Boris Johnsons bicycle driving instructor to aid me in the high tec bicycles I will need to pull off this daring caper.

Out of luck comedians and thespians such as Simon Bodger and The Chuckle Brothers will be my fellowship on the harsh and unforgiving labryinths of St. James Street towards the evil castle of Whitehawk.


My mission is long and hard but it is the Mine Fields last hope, hell.. Tk's.. THE WORLDS LAST HOPE!!!1 for Gagh to return to active posting and carry the torch of the legendary Spammers of yore.


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please don't lure that idiot back to the board.

so, gagh's got a 'girlfriend' - why don't you take a leaf out of his book wacky... :gagh:
 
Speaking of Gaghy... how is the old chap? Found a girl yet or is he still spamming the net 24/7?
 
Calli said:
Speaking of Gaghy... how is the old chap? Found a girl yet or is he still spamming the net 24/7?
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Well the VKD and DLA trolled him so badly that he's now off sulking and refuses to return because his feelings were hurt... :wah!:

I believe he still regurgitates mindless spam at other sites like lonaf...
 
jack. said:
Well the VKD and DLA trolled him so badly that he's now off sulking and refuses to return because his feelings were hurt... :wah!:

I believe he still regurgitates mindless spam at other sites like lonaf...
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I don't believe he left TK due to hurt feelings. he'd have to have a heart, soul, compassion and empathy to have hurt feelings. Gagh is a smug, uncaring, asshat who only looks out for himself.

Gagh's reply to this most likely: :roll: (Oh noes! I dared to mention the almighty Gagh! :roll: )
 
See? Who broght shit up in this thread? Was it Menty? Nope. It was you, you obsessed twatâ„¢.

You're full of shit and you won't rest until you bash one of these guys' mailboxes in or something. Cut your losses.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
See? Who broght shit up in this thread? Was it Menty? Nope. It was you, you obsessed twatâ„¢.
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Ahem. Jethro's the one that created a whole parody thread about me first. Jethro starts the shit and I'm not allowed to respond? You sir are the one full of shit. I get all the crap about being obsessed when its Jethro that starts the shit in the first place. Nice! :roll: Ok I admit it was wrong to go on about it for months especially with no provocation from Gagh or Jethro but still.....I wouldn't have to if these assholes didn't start it in the first place.
 
I'm not talking about his parody thread or your counter-parody thread, those were both funny and use them in good health, I'm talking about breaking into threads that have nothing to do with it and injecting your lame ankle-bites into them, like this one. No one asked for it here.

See the diff? Maybe soon.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I'm not talking about his parody thread or your counter-parody thread, those were both funny and use them in good health, I'm talking about breaking into threads that have nothing to do with it and injecting your lame ankle-bites into them, like this one. No one asked for it here.

See the diff? Maybe soon.
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Maybe I like to ankle bite since it seems to rankle Gagh and Jethro almost as much as Jethro's retard comment rankled me. (I assume this since they keep replying to my ankle bites) Its all just tit for tat in my book.

And yes I see the diff. I'm not stupid, no matter how much Gagh, Jethro and people who call me lame wish it to be true.
 
All evidence to the contrary...you seem to be missing the overall picture...you're the only one who's looking like an ass in any of this. Their replies are either spot-on arrows, or else sincere observations on why this is so lame to have gone on for so long. Your responses indicate that no matter what they post, you just keep seeing one word: "RETARD!"

They aren't rankled by the bites on their ankles. Do you even have any teeth left at this point?

I'm done, because I had a weird shitty day and I don't want to be unnecesaarily cruel to someone I don't even know as a result. Have fun, whatever...
 
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