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'The Question' Is No More.

Fuck you. If you can't figure it out I'm not telling you. I am cursed with an excellent memory and pay attention to details. I'd rather not explain everything to you. You will just be disapointed all over again, and I can't bear to do that to you.
 
I'm sorry. That probably came off as rude. Oh well, either way, I'm sure you will figure it out.
 
So on your Petition for Name Change, what did you give as your reason for the change to Simon Templar? You know the judge will ask at the hearing.
 
Still working on how to phrase it on the form, but it boils down to the fact that my immediate family were, shall we say, unsupportive of my desire to make a career of writing. In the event that career does take off, and I have every confidence that it will, I don't want to be bothered with the drama that will likely ensue should it be necessary to instruct them to go fuck themselves.
 
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