The Reing of Your master And God, Bowel Movement

[Bowel Movement]

It is past time you inferiors shw the proper respect to me, your master and god. I demand that all you moronic primates post your praise on this thread, telling me how great I am and what useless sacks of shit you are. So come om now paeons, poast the appropr9iate praise and glory to me, Lord Bowel Movement

 

[VKD]

BOWEL MOVEMENT!!!!!

HAVEN'T YOU GOT THE MESSAGE YET?!?!? :evil:

YOU SUCK!!! I OWN TROLL KINGDOM NOW AND I BANISH YOU INTO SLAVEDOM.

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, WORSHIP YOUR DEITY AND GOD!!!!

I AM THE ONE TRUE MESSIAH.

CRUMBLE AND DIE YOU WORTHLESS SCUM!!!!!

 

[Captain Jack]

Wow, what a load of crap. :bigass:

 

[VKD]

Wow, what a load of crap. :bigass:

RETRACT THAT STATEMENT OR I'LL GO OVER AND TROLL EXISLE OUT OF EXISTENCE..... :twisted:

 

[Sylph Devine]

Do you like women?

 

[VKD]

Do you like women?

SHUT UP, JACK

 

[jack]

I'm sorry, I'm deaf from TMJ, what did you say?

 

[VKD]

I'm sorry, I'm deaf from TMJ, what did you say?

I said...

SHUT UP, JACK!!!

 

[Mandi]

Que?

 

[jack]

What??

 

[VKD]

why don't you take one of your drumsticks, poke it into your ear, and prise out that worm infestation, you old codger...

 

[jack]

"prise"?

 

[VKD]

"prise"?

your vocabulary is limited isn't it, Vermont hick.

prise, a verb:

also: force, wrench, lever, yank.

from word thesaurus (a thesaurus is not a dinosaur, btw)

 

[jack]

:bigass:

 

[jack]

You are TRULY a fucking moron!

:::laughing:::

 

[jack]

Perhaps you were going for "pries" as in plural of pry?

Anyway, Websters says you're a fucking ignornant liar :bigass:

 

[jack.]

Perhaps you were going for "pries" as in plural of pry?

Anyway, Websters says you're a fucking ignornant liar :bigass:

er...no, actually.

Oxford paperback dictionary:

prise: force open or apart. ORIGIN: OLD French, 'a grasp'

pwned!

 

[jack]

wrong

 

[jack]

So Valerie, each time you trot out jack. it just shows how I've whipped your ass yet again.

Have a good night :bigass:

 

[VKD]

So Valerie, each time you trot out jack. it just shows how I've whipped your ass yet again.

Have a good night :bigass:

at least I know how to speak proper British....!

pwned! 8)