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The Rhyme Thread

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PICKLE PLEASE YOU WEAK IN DA KNEES
YOU FULL OF DISEASE
FAILCUNT GIVIN YOU STDS
HAW HAW HEE HEE
 
I rode on a swarm of bees
to the land cheese
but then I sneezed
I wasnt pleased

Before I could tell
Off the bee I fell
My head rang like a bell
My back hurt like hell
 
Loktar think he's a rock star
But I'm gonna jam this cock far
up his anus this is heinous,
How do I explain this?
Time to go down your tunnel of fudge
gonna ram it hard and you better not budge
Now bend over bitch, and accept my pudge!
 
Dark Pickle said:
Loktar think he's a rock star
But I'm gonna jam this cock far
up his anus this is heinous,
How do I explain this?
Time to go down your tunnel of fudge
gonna ram it hard and you better not budge
Now bend over bitch, and accept my pudge!
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Pickle you crazy your juice is sour
You think your cool but you got no power
Thats right your brain battery is dead
Make yourself useful and jerk-off in the shed
Falconarg he's the true Badlands master
Oh wait nevermind he's just a retarded bastard.
 
Don't come to me with rymes from '83
shit's just weak, I'll cut ya g
You need to build it up and let it flow free
like a mighty river flowing out to the sea
The Dork Lord's pork sword cuts fast and cuts deep
This pickle pimpin's enough to take out any creep
I can out-rap your ass even in my sleep
Have you crying like a baby if you even make a peep
 
Dark Pickle said:
Don't come to me with rymes from '83
shit's just weak, I'll cut ya g
You need to build it up and let it flow free
like a mighty river flowing out to the sea
The Dork Lord's pork sword cuts fast and cuts deep
This pickle pimpin's enough to take out any creep
I can out-rap your ass even in my sleep
Have you crying like a baby if you even make a peep
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My rhymes aint retro, just straight up fresh
It ain't my fault you got the personality of Johnny Tesh
My rhymes don't flow free cause I gots to get paid
If my dick was bigger I'm sure I could get laid
That don't mean I'm a baby bawler
I'll out spin you with my web of rhymes like I was the wall crawler.
 
YO shit was so stale I just got bored
Woke my kitty up because I snored
That shit you tried to pull is best left ignored
Now open up yo mouf and taste my pork sword!
 
Dark Pickle said:
YO shit was so stale I just got bored
Woke my kitty up because I snored
That shit you tried to pull is best left ignored
Now open up yo mouf and taste my pork sword!
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Yo penis it tastes so yummy
Oops I bit it off and now its in my tummy
Now your crotch is as useless as your rhymes.
I'd rap better if I could waste my time
Like you my spamming little bunny
So sad your rhyming shits so runny.
 
I love the way Mirah's tits jiggle when she dance
Makes me tight in my pants
Oui'd say ooh la la if we were in France

(sorry couldn't think of any more Pickle rhymes atm)
 
Dark Pickle said:
I don't mean to boast
But I gotz teh most
syrup for yo french toast
From coast to coast
everyone luvz a pickle post
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Except maybe falc he keeps getting pwned
He thinks he runs this place but he's all alone
He thinks we dance for him but I dance for myself
Now stfu you sad little elf.
 
No love for mugentard runt
can't stand the smell of a yeasty failcunt
all he can type is "meh" "gay" and "lame"
Calls US predictable but his posts are all the same
 
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