The S. Sadiablo/Shatna/RuReddy/Zodiac Cliff's Notes

[Conchaga]

Shatna: OMGBOOBSLADIESBITSVAGINAHAREMPANTINGHOTS!!!!*

S. Sadiablo: IHAVEBOOBEHSFUCKMEONLINE

TK members: where's teh popcorn?

Teh Shat: I'm sorry baby, I'm hitched.

Sadi: zOMGFUCKINGLIAR!!

RuReddy: My client, Teh Shat, would like you, Sadi, to know that if you release those chat transcripts between you, Sadi, and my client, Teh Shat, I will be forced to tell my client, Teh Shat, and he, Teh Shat, will tell everyone your phone number.

Sadi: I don't care. The only number I gave him was my work number and that starts with 1 900.

Ru Reddy: [lakervalleygirl]OMG we are like SO totally NOT BFFE any more[/lakervalleygirl]

Sadi: I'm leaving TK

TK Members: where's teh popcorn?

Gagh: OMGIGETTOSPAMALOT!!

Zodiac/Messenger/Ultros/DLA/EveryotherdualonTK: [mr.burns]All of this can be used to fuel my eeevil plans of getting rid of an admin at TK. Thus becoming the GREATEST troll TK has ever known. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA zOMGSPAM[/mr.burns]

Laker_Girl/BDM combo: AAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH We're teh bestest attention-whoring couple teh intranets has ever known.

Dark Link: WAAAAAAAHHH!!!! one of my TK lovers has fled!! I'm gonna go hit people with fake weapons now.

All other pussywhipped TKers: OMGWHOWILLISPANKITFORNOW!?!?!?!?1/1/1/1/1

Teh MF kru: What's going on up there? Keep teh noiz down!!11 as8o7 v545q t5tc 8qfg03w49535tc wespamforfun 7q[5vt;qwt;/x.sk.cvg9p743tv

Sadi: Zodiac, this is everything that happened. *hands over chats*

Zodiac/Messenger/Ultros/DLA/EveryotherdualonTK: zOMG the last piece of my trolling puzzle. *drool*

Sadi: Don't release that stufs okeyz?

Zodiac/Messenger/Ultros/DLA/EveryotherdualonTK: Of course not *fingers crossed behind his back*

Zodiac/Messenger/Ultros/DLA/EveryotherdualonTK: Is online infidelity wrong?

Zodiac/Messenger/Ultros/DLA/EveryotherdualonTK: OMGSHATNANEEDSTOBEFIRED!!!!!1111

MM: Not YOU again... *sigh* What is it now?

Zodiac/Messenger/Ultros/DLA/EveryotherdualonTK: Teh Shat did something against a liquid unenforced TK policy.

MM: *yawn* and....?

Zodiac/Messenger/Ultros/DLA/EveryotherdualonTK: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!11111111 FIREHIM!!

TK Members: where's teh popcorn?

Menty: I stand behind Zodiac because it's fun to watch TK wriggle in drama.

Gagh: zOMGSPAMTEHDRAMAIMGONNAMAKEFUNOFEVERYONE!!

Caitriona: I'm gonna say that I'm neutral while passiveaggressively defending Shatna because I'm his other online mistress.

Zodiac/Messenger/Ultros/DLA/EveryotherdualonTK: fux u all in teh nex

Teh MF kru: What's going on up there? Keep teh noiz down!!11 as8o7 v545q t5tc 8qfg03w49535tc wespamforfun 7q[5vt;qwt;/x.sk.cvg9p743tv

LG/BDM combo: We are still teh best attention whores on teh intranets!!

Grammour Boy: I can't get laid, even online!!

Lilith: I don't really know what's going on but I'll act like it and ham it up some more.

Random TK members: Lame joke, lame joke, lame joke.

Gagh: LULZIMMAKINGFUNOFYOU!!

Shatna: I'm not guilty I'm not innocent, I'm just contradictory.

Conchaga: This shit is funny.

Menty: OMGICANUSEPHOTOSHOP!!

Me again: I'll make a parody thread because I'm a genious.

TK Populace: TOO LONG DIDN'T READ!!

TEH EDN!!



* originally stated by gagh. His was the best summary of Shat that I could think of.

 

[Grammour Boy]

I RESENT THAT STATEMENT

I GET PLENTY OF VIRTUAL ASS WHERE IT COUNTS

 

[Love Child]

I RESENT THAT STATEMENT

I GET PLENTY OF VIRTUAL ASS WHERE IT COUNTS

you mean like in teh ass? wtfbbq?!

 

[Caitriona]

OMG!!!! That is the funniest parody ever.

Nice job!!!!

 

[Grammour Boy]

No, I meant on other forums elsewhere.

 

[Tisiphone]

Fucking brilliant. Nothing like making fun of junior high drama.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Fucking awesome parody.

 

[Mentalist]

I'm stickying this for the pure entertainment. The rest?

Fucking awesome parody.

I think GTC covered it perfectly.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

I think GTC covered it perfectly.

I don't think there's any other way to say it.

 

[Conchaga]

zOMG my first stickied thred EVAR!!

 

[Caitriona]

And well deserved!!!!

 

[Conchaga]

I can't lie. I got the inspiration from Gagh. In this post.

 

[Caitriona]

Then *tips hat* to both of you... it is a great parody.

 

[Laker_Girl]

The attention whoring was strictly my own, BDM had nothing to with it...I am so suuuuuuuuure.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

You wouldn't be a female member of TK without some puppy dog male member following you around.

 

[Laker_Girl]

^Okay, now that is true.

 

[DarthSikle]

Enjoyed reading it. You can't call it a parody because it is truly what happened.

 

[Lilith]

You wouldn't be a female member of TK without some puppy dog male member following you around.

I guess Im special then, because I dont have one

 

[Conchaga]

The attention whoring was strictly my own, BDM had nothing to with it...I am so suuuuuuuuure.

Where there's smoke...

 

[Lilith]

Love Child "Liez! You have so many fanboys!"

Yeah, like who? The one's in my sig don't count, I was being sarcastic