The Sunday Ritual

[Love Child]

I need a Sunday Evening Ritual to transition from the previous week to the next. Any suggestions?

 

['Gear]

You could make yourself something good to eat and have nice glass of wine. Or you could take shots and have sex with a stranger.

You could also tattoo small lines on the inside of your left thigh high enough so no one would see them to mark the days of your life.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Long hot bath before bed.

Or perhaps some SEX.

 

[Cassie]

READ A BOOK.

 

['Gear]

There's probably some pretty cool voodoo type shit you could do.

Do you have a place where you can kill a chicken without attracting too much attention?

Also, you'll need some cigarettes so you can blow smoke on stuff and whiskey for spitting.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What a waste of good whiskey.

 

['Gear]

I always kind of figured they drink most of it. Whiskey and smokes goes together like Yahweh and barbecue.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Close your eyes and slip into blissful nonexistence, losing all sense of identity and time.

 

[Zimmy]

You could sit back like "GEAR" and watch your wife's sphincter get stretched by
Craigslist volunteers who answered your "Cum Dump" ad in Casual Encounters.

 

[headvoid]

Hello you!

 

[Cassie]

CONTROVERSIAL!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hire midgets to tickle your SOCKLESS feet.

 

[Cassie]

Buy a llama and ride it on Sundays.

 

[Zimmy]

I teach sunday school and then at our electric guitar service handle snakes while speaking in the tongues.
Then I get stoned and go to IHOP for a rootie tootie freah and fruity waffle brunch.
Then I go to my GF's place and let my freak flag fly high on bath salts and meth butt rockets.
Then I post here.

 

[vixie]

I ride my horse. Yes a real horse.

Then I fuck around the rest of the day with myself. Relax...do my thing..prepare for the following week.

It is important to have one day just for me!

 

[Cassie]

I ride my little pony. Yes a real my little pony.

 

[vixie]

I ride my little pony. Yes a real my little pony.

It never hurts to be clear. :thumb:

 

[Zimmy]

I can do the PONY like Chubby Checker.

 

[Love Child]

Sunday is quickly approaching

 

['Gear]

Time to buy a live chicken and some smokes.