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The Sunday Ritual

You could make yourself something good to eat and have nice glass of wine. Or you could take shots and have sex with a stranger.

You could also tattoo small lines on the inside of your left thigh high enough so no one would see them to mark the days of your life.
 
There's probably some pretty cool voodoo type shit you could do.

Do you have a place where you can kill a chicken without attracting too much attention?

Also, you'll need some cigarettes so you can blow smoke on stuff and whiskey for spitting.
 
I always kind of figured they drink most of it. Whiskey and smokes goes together like Yahweh and barbecue.
 
You could sit back like "GEAR" and watch your wife's sphincter get stretched by
Craigslist volunteers who answered your "Cum Dump" ad in Casual Encounters.
 
I teach sunday school and then at our electric guitar service handle snakes while speaking in the tongues.
Then I get stoned and go to IHOP for a rootie tootie freah and fruity waffle brunch.
Then I go to my GF's place and let my freak flag fly high on bath salts and meth butt rockets.
Then I post here.
 
I ride my horse. Yes a real horse.

Then I fuck around the rest of the day with myself. Relax...do my thing..prepare for the following week.

It is important to have one day just for me!
 
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