The Terrible Joke Thread...

[Volpone]

So. I came up with a couple riddles. They're very, very bad. I thought I'd share them. And what the Hell, rather than keep y'all in suspense, I'll spoiler the punchline:

What do you call the first cephalopod?

Spoiler

Octopus Prime.
:rimshot:

 

[The Dork Lord]

VolPWN!

 

[The Dork Lord]

you can use that, BTW

Free of charge.

 

[Volpone]

This one's even worse:

What do you call a positive number that is only divisible by itself?

Spoiler

Optimist Prime.

Spoiler

As an added bonus for you math geeks, the judges would also have accepted "One". But that really isn't that funny. :cylon:

 

[jack]

What did the pig say when the farmer caught him by the tail?