The top 10 reasons why Trick or Treating is better than sex!

[Kerb Crawler]

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5. Twenty years from now you'll still enjoy some.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX----

1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!!

 

[Chatty]

Ain't it the truth? LOL

 

[Gagh]

11. You get to see midgets.

 

[lady_elena_wf]

Nice list. However, after 10 months here with only a 2 week break, I'd rather have the sex. It's just too damn bad I'm stuck in the desert for this holiday. & If things keep up like they have been we may not leave in Dec like we're supposed too.

Wait, I'll be G. I. Jane! Or Vasquez? Help me out here, y'all. I have limited resources & an extreme deficit in the motivation department. Or is that called ADD?

Oh look, sand!

 

[starguard]

Cool 8)