The Question
Eternal
Hello there, boys and girls, and my don't you look dumb
I'll bet each one of you grows up to be a bum
But now sit your dumb asses down here for a bit
While I tell the sad story of Billy The Shit
See, now, Billy The Shit wasn't born Shit, of course
Though he was born a 'tard with a face like a horse
And a misshapen head covered with hair like pubes
But he fit right in with all the rest of the rubes
As he staggered through childhood and then adolescence
He was quite unaware of his loathsome putrescence
So surrounded was he by dimwits of like ilk
That he fit in perfectly, just as smooth as silk
But one day as he sat and ate beetles au gratin
His pop-eye was twinkling and his brain was plottin'
For the call of the Big City beckoned him thither
Yep, the city, she called, and he left to be with 'er
And so off to the bright neon lights he did go
With his freakish pop-eye and his bushy pube 'fro
"What a sight!" Billy cried, "What a wonderful ruckus!"
To which answered some gnarly street whores, "Come and fuck us!"
"Boy, oh, boy!" Billy sang out, "There's no time to lose!"
So he paid them in chitlins and homemade corn booze
And it all went gorgeously, it all went to plan
And that's how little Billy, he became a man
Then arose in ol' Billy a great thirst for knowledge
And he scammed his dumb ass straightaway into college
He got him a girl and they both became lawyers
And they lied and they lied like a couple Tom Sawyers
But that wasn't enough! "MORE money!" they were wishin'
And so Billy The Shit became a politician!
And now I think you know, 'cause I sure have been hintin'
Little Billy The Shit became President Clinton.
I'll bet each one of you grows up to be a bum
But now sit your dumb asses down here for a bit
While I tell the sad story of Billy The Shit
See, now, Billy The Shit wasn't born Shit, of course
Though he was born a 'tard with a face like a horse
And a misshapen head covered with hair like pubes
But he fit right in with all the rest of the rubes
As he staggered through childhood and then adolescence
He was quite unaware of his loathsome putrescence
So surrounded was he by dimwits of like ilk
That he fit in perfectly, just as smooth as silk
But one day as he sat and ate beetles au gratin
His pop-eye was twinkling and his brain was plottin'
For the call of the Big City beckoned him thither
Yep, the city, she called, and he left to be with 'er
And so off to the bright neon lights he did go
With his freakish pop-eye and his bushy pube 'fro
"What a sight!" Billy cried, "What a wonderful ruckus!"
To which answered some gnarly street whores, "Come and fuck us!"
"Boy, oh, boy!" Billy sang out, "There's no time to lose!"
So he paid them in chitlins and homemade corn booze
And it all went gorgeously, it all went to plan
And that's how little Billy, he became a man
Then arose in ol' Billy a great thirst for knowledge
And he scammed his dumb ass straightaway into college
He got him a girl and they both became lawyers
And they lied and they lied like a couple Tom Sawyers
But that wasn't enough! "MORE money!" they were wishin'
And so Billy The Shit became a politician!
And now I think you know, 'cause I sure have been hintin'
Little Billy The Shit became President Clinton.
