God of Bore
Me not Spambot. You Jane.
Software is created by systems that are five years ahead, approximately.
Microsoft created the xbox 360 from five year old hardware and therefore programmers could create smooth running games for it. While Sony decided to go futuristic on us and brought out the Cell 8 core uber processor and the Nvidia backed rsx, lets not forget the 512mb of pooled XD Ram. How on earth did they expect developers to design games for a behemoth such as theirs, well they didn't know about the five year rule.
After five years developers are slowly finding out that the PS3 was to their surprise designed on earth, in area 51 with parts salvaged from the *Classified* incident in *CLASSIFIED* on *CLASSIFIED*.
So in actual fact it was not a case of microsoft paying game designers to make their version's of multiplatform games better looking and more smoother, it was only that microsoft had the genius idea to sell the public a console they thought was superior, a console that microsoft invested as more money in creating than ever was thought necessary by a normal human being. See for microsoft to get the designs for said console they first had to design what was thought to be only theoretical. Much to the dismay of *someone who is against time travel* they had to design a time machine. Refusing to heed the warnings of traversing time they were left disenchanted after finding out that with the primitive tools at tneir disposal, they could only travel back in time, so they decided against all logic, as msoft always does, to move forward ... I mean backward.
Upon reaching a sufficiently primitive society the unlucky msoft hardware consultant gathered the parts necessary to create the msoft powerhouse after trading the cave men a box of viagra.
Upon retrieval of the parts the team were wondering how to return home. They tried to put the time machine in reverse but there was no reverse switch so they did as msoft always does, they did as danton and highsmith would say "aim for the bushes," and travlled even further back in time until the reached the very beginning of time itself. There they met that drunk bastard child Jesus who was preparing for his coming crusifixion. Upon coming across him and questioning him as to which religion speaks the truth they were left flabbergasted as Jesus' head exploded while trying to convey paradoxes of his msg.
Soon thereafter one of the msoft employees brought up the idea of going further back in time, beyond the beginning of time itself, ignoring the fact that the very dea was brought up earlier but all was forgiven because travelled further back in time shortly after that idea was brought up the first time so it was not like another case were msoft steals pre existing ideas and calls it innovative.
As they travelled beyond time they finally reached their destination, a dystopian society hanging where the concepts of honesty, love and peace are replaced by politics, booty butt cheeks *or whatever thugnificient says* and peace??
There they gave the world the xbox and till today no one believes the story as they say it is highly false as the PS3 was made on *CLASSIFIED* by *CLASSIFIED* in *CLASSIFIED*, obviously.
This world is filed with people who spend days on the internet and playing video games
Microsoft created the xbox 360 from five year old hardware and therefore programmers could create smooth running games for it. While Sony decided to go futuristic on us and brought out the Cell 8 core uber processor and the Nvidia backed rsx, lets not forget the 512mb of pooled XD Ram. How on earth did they expect developers to design games for a behemoth such as theirs, well they didn't know about the five year rule.
After five years developers are slowly finding out that the PS3 was to their surprise designed on earth, in area 51 with parts salvaged from the *Classified* incident in *CLASSIFIED* on *CLASSIFIED*.
So in actual fact it was not a case of microsoft paying game designers to make their version's of multiplatform games better looking and more smoother, it was only that microsoft had the genius idea to sell the public a console they thought was superior, a console that microsoft invested as more money in creating than ever was thought necessary by a normal human being. See for microsoft to get the designs for said console they first had to design what was thought to be only theoretical. Much to the dismay of *someone who is against time travel* they had to design a time machine. Refusing to heed the warnings of traversing time they were left disenchanted after finding out that with the primitive tools at tneir disposal, they could only travel back in time, so they decided against all logic, as msoft always does, to move forward ... I mean backward.
Upon reaching a sufficiently primitive society the unlucky msoft hardware consultant gathered the parts necessary to create the msoft powerhouse after trading the cave men a box of viagra.
Upon retrieval of the parts the team were wondering how to return home. They tried to put the time machine in reverse but there was no reverse switch so they did as msoft always does, they did as danton and highsmith would say "aim for the bushes," and travlled even further back in time until the reached the very beginning of time itself. There they met that drunk bastard child Jesus who was preparing for his coming crusifixion. Upon coming across him and questioning him as to which religion speaks the truth they were left flabbergasted as Jesus' head exploded while trying to convey paradoxes of his msg.
Soon thereafter one of the msoft employees brought up the idea of going further back in time, beyond the beginning of time itself, ignoring the fact that the very dea was brought up earlier but all was forgiven because travelled further back in time shortly after that idea was brought up the first time so it was not like another case were msoft steals pre existing ideas and calls it innovative.
As they travelled beyond time they finally reached their destination, a dystopian society hanging where the concepts of honesty, love and peace are replaced by politics, booty butt cheeks *or whatever thugnificient says* and peace??
There they gave the world the xbox and till today no one believes the story as they say it is highly false as the PS3 was made on *CLASSIFIED* by *CLASSIFIED* in *CLASSIFIED*, obviously.
This world is filed with people who spend days on the internet and playing video games