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So here it is, the Wacky Celebrity List of 2025 (everybody's having fun)! In several days I will present the main event, The Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 23, the latest version of my overall list of the last 18 years of rankings. The 2025 List - in this very post - is SLIGHTLY less crazy as it just covers every list I wrote in 2025. Please don't take any of this seriously and please stop reading if you already think it's more than a bit weird. It is an autistic obsession I've had for many years which has grown in scope greatly. Just ignore it if you don't like it!
1) 30 points for number 1 in the twice weekly top tens, 29 for second place and so on (35 for number 1 in the rare top 35 specials.)
2) This isn't meant as some definitive "hotness list" or anything; it's just a list of the girls I have liked in 2025 because for some reason I enjoy recording that data. I do not think women should be judged by how they look; these are just my opinions based on many factors; again it's just my weird thing please don't take it seriously. I don't even fully understand the reasons behind the criteria for rankings myself, to be honest. It's just female celebrities I like and who make life bearable!
3) The number after their name is the number of points they scored this year.
4) REMEMBER THIS IS JUST THE 2025 LIST USING ONLY 2025 DATA! 2025!
5) Compiled by Team Wacky.
PREVIOUS YEARLY NUMBER ONES
2020: Kiernan Shipka
2021: Kiernan Shipka
2022: Natalie Portman
2023: Jenna Ortega
2024: Kiernan Shipka
2025 list (January 1st 2025 - December 31st 2025)
217) Holly Earl: 2
216) Daisy Ridley: 4
215) Talia Ryder: 4
214) Charlotte Nicdao: 5
213) Laurel Marsden: 5
212) Adeline Rudolph: 6
211) Blake Monroe: 6 - If you don't know who someone is, they're probably a wrestler.
210) Faye Marsay: 6
209) January Jones: 6
208) Natsupoi: 6
207) Zoe Kravitz: 6
206) Abigail Breslin: 8
205) Adelaide Kane: 8
204) Hannah Fry: 8
203) Liv Morgan: 8
202) Christine Ko: 9
201) Linda Park: 9
200) Mina Shirakawa: 9
199) Blake Lively: 10
198) Ming Na-Wen: 11
197) Alice Levine: 12
196) Emilia Clarke: 12
195) Leven Rambin: 12
194) Ann Skelly: 13
193) Emilia Jones: 13
192) Genevieve O'Reilly: 13 - That speech she made to the Senate was good.
191) Kaia Gerber: 13
190) Kristine Froseth: 13
189) Michelle Trachtenberg: 13 - I think she posted some pics on Instagram in January so I put her on a Top Ten because I was happy to see her again. Looking back, I think they were old pics she reposted. It's incredibly sad that this is the last year I'll ever have her on a list. I will have more to say in the Wacky Hot One Hundred. She is missed.
188) Brec Bassinger: 14
187) Iman Vellani: 14 - Why can't you put her in (live action) things again, Marvel.
186) Amy Adams: 15
185) Ayisha Salem-Towner: 15
184) Janelle Monae: 15
183) Lili Reinhart: 15
182) Thekla: 15
181) Amita Suman: 16
180) Jennifer Lawrence: 16
179) Lola Vice: 16
178) Moon Bloodgood: 16
177) Natasha Liu Bordizzo: 16
176) Agam Darshi: 17
175) Emily Kinney: 17 - Underrated.
174) Karen Fukuhara: 18
173) Mia Foran: 18
172) Lily Mo Sheen: 19
171) Maude Apatow: 19
170) Emerald Chan: 21
169) Isabelle Fuhrman: 22
168) Amanda Diaz: 23
167) Liv Tyler: 23 - Remember when she was in that bad MCU movie for five seconds.
166) Taylor Swift: 23
165) Trinity Fatu: 23
164) Alia Shawkat: 25
163) Lou Llobell: 25
162) Isla Fisher: 26
161) Serinda Swan: 26
160) Jameela Jamil: 27
159) Lucinda Armstrong Hall: 27
158) Regan Aliyah: 27
157) Toni Storm: 27 - Timeless.
156) Brie Larson: 28
155) Nicole de Boer: 28 - Ezri is still the cutest Dax.
154) Lily Allen: 29 - I bet she's happy her husband cheated on her so she could make that comeback.
153) Dichen Lachman: 31
152) Jasmin Savoy Brown: 32
151) Karenjeet Kaur Bains: 32
150) AJ Lee: 33
149) Charlize Theron: 33
148) Rihanna: 33
147) Deborah Ann Woll: 34 - Hope to see more of her next year.
146) Inde Navarrette: 35
145) Kristen Stewart: 36 - Probably too low.
144) Maddie Phillips: 36
143) Vanessa Kirby: 36
142) Sarah Michelle Gellar: 38 - Should be a lot higher next year if that Buffy show ever happens.
141) Christina Ricci: 39
140) Madelaine Petsch: 39
139) Sol Rodriguez: 39
138) Madeline Madden: 40
137) Dakota Blue Richards: 41
136) Grace Caroline Currey: 41
135) Julia Garner: 41 - She looked good silver.
134) AJ Odudu: 42
133) Brittany O'Grady: 42
132) Sydney Chandler: 57
131) Hayley Atwell: 59
130) Peyton Roi List: 59
129) Zoey Deutch: 59
128) Majella Davis: 61
127) Mia Goth: 61 - Should be higher, really.
126) Priyanka Bose: 62
125) Alexa Barajas: 67
124) Havana Rose Liu: 69 - Growing on me a lot.
123) Maisie Williams: 69
122) Mikey Madison: 69
121) Shakira: 69
120) Kairi Sane: 70
119) Reina Hardesty: 70
118) Lake Bell: 71 - Surprise return.
117) Eiza Gonzalez: 72
116) Courtney Eaton: 74
115) Tessa Thompson: 74 - Surprised she isn't a bit higher.
114) Alyca Debnam-Carey: 76
113) Scarlett Estevez: 79 - @Mentalist
112) Chloe Bennet: 80
111) Bailee Madison: 81
110) Emma Roberts: 88
109) Ivanna Sakhno: 90 - Wish we saw more of her.
108) Celia Rose Gooding: 91 - Uhura for the 21st century (well there was Zoe Saldana too.)
107) Stephanie Vaquer: 91 - Booker T to goon at this list!?
106) Ella Hunt: 94 - Rising Ella.
105) Yasmeen Fletcher: 94 - Would be at least 50 places higher with good exposure.
104) Larsen Thompson: 98
103) Ritu Arya: 98
102) Rachel Sennott: 100
101) Saoirse Ronan: 101 - Struck down by pregnancy but will be back in the top 100 next year.
100) Sarah Desjardins: 104 - Underrated.
99) Florence Pugh: 106
98) Sarah Catherine Hook: 107
97) Christina Hendricks: 113 - Good to see her in the top 100.
96) Cristin Milioti: 114
95) Ellie Bamber: 121
94) Emma Myers: 121 - I like girls with big eyes, this will continue to come up.
93) Anita Rani: 122
92) Sophie Turner: 124 - Should be higher next year if that Lara Croft thing comes out.
91) Maya Hawke: 126
90) Elizabeth Olsen: 128 - Lizzie is lovely.
89) Emma Raducanu: 130
88) Diane Guerrero: 132 - Good Instagram content this year.
87) Hannah John-Kamen: 134 - It was good to see her in Thunderbolts.
86) Olivia Rodrigo: 134
85) Ceara Coveney: 136
84) Tiya Sircar: 139
83) Cara Delevigne: 144
82) Keira Knightley: 154 - Has made a bit of a comeback after years off the list.
81) Jenna Coleman: 155 - Jenna Cutewoman.
80) Rebecca Ferguson: 157
79) Roxanne Perez: 163 - Short wrestler.
78) Renee Rapp: 164 - @Cassie
77) Iris Apatow: 170 - Nepo cutie.
76) Natalia Dyer: 175 - Really started liking her in December.
75) Nathalie Emmanuel: 175 - Always looks good.
74) Emma Stone: 176 - I need to start watching movies again.
73) Anjli Mohindra: 180 - Another one I only see on Instagram now but she uses it well.
72) Pom Klementieff: 182
71) Jess Bush: 193 - Probably should be higher.
70) Gemma Chan: 200 - Chantastic.
69) Sophie Nelisse: 204 - Also grew in my affection this year.
68) AnnaSophia Robb: 223 - Another one I finally started paying attention to again and turns out she's lovely.
67) Megan Suri: 223
66) Mackenzie Foy: 226 - Still loves horses.
65) Amber Midthunder: 247 - Never mid.
64) Charithra Chandran: 257
63) Freya Allan: 260
62) Charli XCX: 269
61) Scarlett Johansson: 284
60) Karen Gillan: 286
59) Asuka: 320 - Highest ranked wrestler of the year!
58) Jessica Henwick: 322
57) Margot Robbie: 324 - We didn't see her much.
56) Barbara Palvin: 338
55) Gillian Jacobs: 346 - Got some good pics in there and hopefully there's more to come.
54) Billie Eilish: 358 - I forgot about her for a while then remembered she's great towards the end of the year.
53) Milly Alcock: 372 - NEXT YEAR is the super year!
52) Olivia Wilde: 372 - Like wearing see-through dresses.
51) Sabrina Carpenter: 374 - I am a Carpenter for sure, deal with it.
50) Dakota Fanning: 402 - Always two there are, but both are great.
49) Ivana Baquero: 406 - I like her to a high level when I see her.
48) Anne Hathaway: 433 - Has that way about her.
47) Christina Chong: 468 - Highest ranked TREK BABE of the year.
46) Freema Agyeman: 486 - Somehow gets better every year.
45) Thomasin McKenzie: 500 - Disappeared for a long time but was back being great by the end of the year.
44) Kathryn Newton: 501 - Looks great playing golf.
43) Kat Dennings: 508 - Kat climbs the yearly list and would definitely be in the top ten if I watched something she was in.
42) Monica Barbaro: 512 - One I'm watching.
41) Alexandra Daddario: 525 - Some of the best eyes ever and I know a lot about eyes.
40) Anna Sawai: 526 - So cute.
39) Chloe Grace Moretz: 547 - Will she ever be in something good again.
38) Olivia Cooke: 567 - A great big-eyed year for her.
37) Millie Gibson: 588 - Wasn't in Doctor Who enough but great when we saw her.
36) Felicity Jones: 590 - I'm always stunned by her beauty.
35) Zendaya: 656 - Not as many event pics this year but she's always great.
34) Ana de Armas: 675 - Incredibly she was also 34 in the 2024 list. It's a sign!
33) Margaret Qualley: 691 - Had a high quality year.
32) Lauren Tsai: 716 - Another Instagram exclusive but she's one of my favourites ever.
31) Emily Ratajkowski: 736 - She does sexy things.
30) Alison Brie: 760 - A Brieally good year for her and 2026 should be even Brietter with Masters of The Universe AND the Community movie.
29) Cailee Spaeny: 786 - Became one of the cutest of the year.
28) Millie Bobby Brown: 822 - I like her Florence By Mills videos still!
27) Imogen Poots: 840 - The Pootsiest year in a long time sees Imogen fly up the rankings. Hope we see her just as much in 2026.
26) Selena Gomez: 877 - Selena Greatness more like!
25) Isabela Merced: 911 - Was in a ton of things this year and that was good because she's really nice.
24) Geraldine Viswanathan: 1006 - A great start to the thousand points club with my favourite newcomer of the year.
23) Laura Harrier: 1072 - She is legit beautiful.
22) Xochitl Gomez: 1072 - She's at lots of events but I never tire of seeing her.
21) Varada Sethu: 1171 - Doctor Who's quality might be questionable at times but we got two super lovely companions this year.
20) Kaitlyn Dever: 1217 - So pretty and talented.
19) Amanda Seyfried: 1292 - I've liked her for a long time, but I really fell back in love with Amanda Seyfried and her beautiful hair this year.
18) Sydney Sweeney: 1321 - I said this isn't just a HOT GIRL list but yeah sometimes it is just me finding girls hot and she really is very fucking hot.
17) Samara Weaving: 1330 - Weaved her way up to a well deserved high ranking.
16) Anna Kendrick: 1342 - Got a lot more of her this year than last, so hopefully that trend continues next year.
15) Mckenna Grace: 1346 - The new Queen of Cute continues to live up to her title.
14) Ella Purnell: 1389 - I fucking love Ella Purnell and I hope she's even higher next year.
13) Kiernan Shipka: 1414 - 2024's number one won't be repeating, but this is still a very high ranking if you think about it logically.
12) Sophie Thatcher: 1431 - Could have easily cracked the top ten if the year was a few weeks longer. One of my favourite girls.
11) Anya Taylor-Joy: 1462 - Big-eyed Argentinian beauty just misses out the top ten.
10) Ariana Greenblatt: 1467 - Her breakout year and there could be no stopping her in the future.
9) Adria Arjona: 1487 - Another great year for one of the stars of the best tv show of the year and a well deserved top nine ranking.
8) Sadie Sink: 1529 - Sinktacular Sadie is now well and truly established as One of the Best Girls.
7) Rachel Zegler: 1551 - Zegled her way up the list with her beautiful voice and sweet face. Deserved top seven ranking!
6) Milana Vayntrub: 1821 - Her best year ever (well, for as long as I've liked her) sees Milana join the most elite of the elite.
5) Elle Fanning: 1831 - How could she not be in the top five? Elle-mazing girl.
4) Natalie Portman: 1917 - The all time list legend SOARS into the top four after a great year. The Wacky Hot One Hundred is going to be very interesting indeed.
3) Jenna Ortega: 2021 - 2023's number one is the first entry in the two thousand point club and as super cute and good as ever.
2) Hailee Steinfeld: 2391 - Haiz is absolutely worthy of being in the top two. I have a feeling we won't see much of her next year (she's pregnant) so I'm glad her ranking this year reflects just how much I love her.
1) Dafne Keen: 2685 - YEP, Dafne finishes with an incredibly high point total and was really the only person who could be number one. Make no mistake about it, future historians will refer to 2025 as THE YEAR OF DAFNE KEEN and this list will be cited as strong evidence! I can confidently say that she was my favourite girl of the year. Congratulations, Dafne Keen!
1) 30 points for number 1 in the twice weekly top tens, 29 for second place and so on (35 for number 1 in the rare top 35 specials.)
2) This isn't meant as some definitive "hotness list" or anything; it's just a list of the girls I have liked in 2025 because for some reason I enjoy recording that data. I do not think women should be judged by how they look; these are just my opinions based on many factors; again it's just my weird thing please don't take it seriously. I don't even fully understand the reasons behind the criteria for rankings myself, to be honest. It's just female celebrities I like and who make life bearable!
3) The number after their name is the number of points they scored this year.
4) REMEMBER THIS IS JUST THE 2025 LIST USING ONLY 2025 DATA! 2025!
5) Compiled by Team Wacky.
PREVIOUS YEARLY NUMBER ONES
2020: Kiernan Shipka
2021: Kiernan Shipka
2022: Natalie Portman
2023: Jenna Ortega
2024: Kiernan Shipka
2025 list (January 1st 2025 - December 31st 2025)
217) Holly Earl: 2
216) Daisy Ridley: 4
215) Talia Ryder: 4
214) Charlotte Nicdao: 5
213) Laurel Marsden: 5
212) Adeline Rudolph: 6
211) Blake Monroe: 6 - If you don't know who someone is, they're probably a wrestler.
210) Faye Marsay: 6
209) January Jones: 6
208) Natsupoi: 6
207) Zoe Kravitz: 6
206) Abigail Breslin: 8
205) Adelaide Kane: 8
204) Hannah Fry: 8
203) Liv Morgan: 8
202) Christine Ko: 9
201) Linda Park: 9
200) Mina Shirakawa: 9
199) Blake Lively: 10
198) Ming Na-Wen: 11
197) Alice Levine: 12
196) Emilia Clarke: 12
195) Leven Rambin: 12
194) Ann Skelly: 13
193) Emilia Jones: 13
192) Genevieve O'Reilly: 13 - That speech she made to the Senate was good.
191) Kaia Gerber: 13
190) Kristine Froseth: 13
189) Michelle Trachtenberg: 13 - I think she posted some pics on Instagram in January so I put her on a Top Ten because I was happy to see her again. Looking back, I think they were old pics she reposted. It's incredibly sad that this is the last year I'll ever have her on a list. I will have more to say in the Wacky Hot One Hundred. She is missed.
188) Brec Bassinger: 14
187) Iman Vellani: 14 - Why can't you put her in (live action) things again, Marvel.
186) Amy Adams: 15
185) Ayisha Salem-Towner: 15
184) Janelle Monae: 15
183) Lili Reinhart: 15
182) Thekla: 15
181) Amita Suman: 16
180) Jennifer Lawrence: 16
179) Lola Vice: 16
178) Moon Bloodgood: 16
177) Natasha Liu Bordizzo: 16
176) Agam Darshi: 17
175) Emily Kinney: 17 - Underrated.
174) Karen Fukuhara: 18
173) Mia Foran: 18
172) Lily Mo Sheen: 19
171) Maude Apatow: 19
170) Emerald Chan: 21
169) Isabelle Fuhrman: 22
168) Amanda Diaz: 23
167) Liv Tyler: 23 - Remember when she was in that bad MCU movie for five seconds.
166) Taylor Swift: 23
165) Trinity Fatu: 23
164) Alia Shawkat: 25
163) Lou Llobell: 25
162) Isla Fisher: 26
161) Serinda Swan: 26
160) Jameela Jamil: 27
159) Lucinda Armstrong Hall: 27
158) Regan Aliyah: 27
157) Toni Storm: 27 - Timeless.
156) Brie Larson: 28
155) Nicole de Boer: 28 - Ezri is still the cutest Dax.
154) Lily Allen: 29 - I bet she's happy her husband cheated on her so she could make that comeback.
153) Dichen Lachman: 31
152) Jasmin Savoy Brown: 32
151) Karenjeet Kaur Bains: 32
150) AJ Lee: 33
149) Charlize Theron: 33
148) Rihanna: 33
147) Deborah Ann Woll: 34 - Hope to see more of her next year.
146) Inde Navarrette: 35
145) Kristen Stewart: 36 - Probably too low.
144) Maddie Phillips: 36
143) Vanessa Kirby: 36
142) Sarah Michelle Gellar: 38 - Should be a lot higher next year if that Buffy show ever happens.
141) Christina Ricci: 39
140) Madelaine Petsch: 39
139) Sol Rodriguez: 39
138) Madeline Madden: 40
137) Dakota Blue Richards: 41
136) Grace Caroline Currey: 41
135) Julia Garner: 41 - She looked good silver.
134) AJ Odudu: 42
133) Brittany O'Grady: 42
132) Sydney Chandler: 57
131) Hayley Atwell: 59
130) Peyton Roi List: 59
129) Zoey Deutch: 59
128) Majella Davis: 61
127) Mia Goth: 61 - Should be higher, really.
126) Priyanka Bose: 62
125) Alexa Barajas: 67
124) Havana Rose Liu: 69 - Growing on me a lot.
123) Maisie Williams: 69
122) Mikey Madison: 69
121) Shakira: 69
120) Kairi Sane: 70
119) Reina Hardesty: 70
118) Lake Bell: 71 - Surprise return.
117) Eiza Gonzalez: 72
116) Courtney Eaton: 74
115) Tessa Thompson: 74 - Surprised she isn't a bit higher.
114) Alyca Debnam-Carey: 76
113) Scarlett Estevez: 79 - @Mentalist
112) Chloe Bennet: 80
111) Bailee Madison: 81
110) Emma Roberts: 88
109) Ivanna Sakhno: 90 - Wish we saw more of her.
108) Celia Rose Gooding: 91 - Uhura for the 21st century (well there was Zoe Saldana too.)
107) Stephanie Vaquer: 91 - Booker T to goon at this list!?
106) Ella Hunt: 94 - Rising Ella.
105) Yasmeen Fletcher: 94 - Would be at least 50 places higher with good exposure.
104) Larsen Thompson: 98
103) Ritu Arya: 98
102) Rachel Sennott: 100
101) Saoirse Ronan: 101 - Struck down by pregnancy but will be back in the top 100 next year.
100) Sarah Desjardins: 104 - Underrated.
99) Florence Pugh: 106
98) Sarah Catherine Hook: 107
97) Christina Hendricks: 113 - Good to see her in the top 100.
96) Cristin Milioti: 114
95) Ellie Bamber: 121
94) Emma Myers: 121 - I like girls with big eyes, this will continue to come up.
93) Anita Rani: 122
92) Sophie Turner: 124 - Should be higher next year if that Lara Croft thing comes out.
91) Maya Hawke: 126
90) Elizabeth Olsen: 128 - Lizzie is lovely.
89) Emma Raducanu: 130
88) Diane Guerrero: 132 - Good Instagram content this year.
87) Hannah John-Kamen: 134 - It was good to see her in Thunderbolts.
86) Olivia Rodrigo: 134
85) Ceara Coveney: 136
84) Tiya Sircar: 139
83) Cara Delevigne: 144
82) Keira Knightley: 154 - Has made a bit of a comeback after years off the list.
81) Jenna Coleman: 155 - Jenna Cutewoman.
80) Rebecca Ferguson: 157
79) Roxanne Perez: 163 - Short wrestler.
78) Renee Rapp: 164 - @Cassie
77) Iris Apatow: 170 - Nepo cutie.
76) Natalia Dyer: 175 - Really started liking her in December.
75) Nathalie Emmanuel: 175 - Always looks good.
74) Emma Stone: 176 - I need to start watching movies again.
73) Anjli Mohindra: 180 - Another one I only see on Instagram now but she uses it well.
72) Pom Klementieff: 182
71) Jess Bush: 193 - Probably should be higher.
70) Gemma Chan: 200 - Chantastic.
69) Sophie Nelisse: 204 - Also grew in my affection this year.
68) AnnaSophia Robb: 223 - Another one I finally started paying attention to again and turns out she's lovely.
67) Megan Suri: 223
66) Mackenzie Foy: 226 - Still loves horses.
65) Amber Midthunder: 247 - Never mid.
64) Charithra Chandran: 257
63) Freya Allan: 260
62) Charli XCX: 269
61) Scarlett Johansson: 284
60) Karen Gillan: 286
59) Asuka: 320 - Highest ranked wrestler of the year!
58) Jessica Henwick: 322
57) Margot Robbie: 324 - We didn't see her much.
56) Barbara Palvin: 338
55) Gillian Jacobs: 346 - Got some good pics in there and hopefully there's more to come.
54) Billie Eilish: 358 - I forgot about her for a while then remembered she's great towards the end of the year.
53) Milly Alcock: 372 - NEXT YEAR is the super year!
52) Olivia Wilde: 372 - Like wearing see-through dresses.
51) Sabrina Carpenter: 374 - I am a Carpenter for sure, deal with it.
50) Dakota Fanning: 402 - Always two there are, but both are great.
49) Ivana Baquero: 406 - I like her to a high level when I see her.
48) Anne Hathaway: 433 - Has that way about her.
47) Christina Chong: 468 - Highest ranked TREK BABE of the year.
46) Freema Agyeman: 486 - Somehow gets better every year.
45) Thomasin McKenzie: 500 - Disappeared for a long time but was back being great by the end of the year.
44) Kathryn Newton: 501 - Looks great playing golf.
43) Kat Dennings: 508 - Kat climbs the yearly list and would definitely be in the top ten if I watched something she was in.
42) Monica Barbaro: 512 - One I'm watching.
41) Alexandra Daddario: 525 - Some of the best eyes ever and I know a lot about eyes.
40) Anna Sawai: 526 - So cute.
39) Chloe Grace Moretz: 547 - Will she ever be in something good again.
38) Olivia Cooke: 567 - A great big-eyed year for her.
37) Millie Gibson: 588 - Wasn't in Doctor Who enough but great when we saw her.
36) Felicity Jones: 590 - I'm always stunned by her beauty.
35) Zendaya: 656 - Not as many event pics this year but she's always great.
34) Ana de Armas: 675 - Incredibly she was also 34 in the 2024 list. It's a sign!
33) Margaret Qualley: 691 - Had a high quality year.
32) Lauren Tsai: 716 - Another Instagram exclusive but she's one of my favourites ever.
31) Emily Ratajkowski: 736 - She does sexy things.
30) Alison Brie: 760 - A Brieally good year for her and 2026 should be even Brietter with Masters of The Universe AND the Community movie.
29) Cailee Spaeny: 786 - Became one of the cutest of the year.
28) Millie Bobby Brown: 822 - I like her Florence By Mills videos still!
27) Imogen Poots: 840 - The Pootsiest year in a long time sees Imogen fly up the rankings. Hope we see her just as much in 2026.
26) Selena Gomez: 877 - Selena Greatness more like!
25) Isabela Merced: 911 - Was in a ton of things this year and that was good because she's really nice.
24) Geraldine Viswanathan: 1006 - A great start to the thousand points club with my favourite newcomer of the year.
23) Laura Harrier: 1072 - She is legit beautiful.
22) Xochitl Gomez: 1072 - She's at lots of events but I never tire of seeing her.
21) Varada Sethu: 1171 - Doctor Who's quality might be questionable at times but we got two super lovely companions this year.
20) Kaitlyn Dever: 1217 - So pretty and talented.
19) Amanda Seyfried: 1292 - I've liked her for a long time, but I really fell back in love with Amanda Seyfried and her beautiful hair this year.
18) Sydney Sweeney: 1321 - I said this isn't just a HOT GIRL list but yeah sometimes it is just me finding girls hot and she really is very fucking hot.
17) Samara Weaving: 1330 - Weaved her way up to a well deserved high ranking.
16) Anna Kendrick: 1342 - Got a lot more of her this year than last, so hopefully that trend continues next year.
15) Mckenna Grace: 1346 - The new Queen of Cute continues to live up to her title.
14) Ella Purnell: 1389 - I fucking love Ella Purnell and I hope she's even higher next year.
13) Kiernan Shipka: 1414 - 2024's number one won't be repeating, but this is still a very high ranking if you think about it logically.
12) Sophie Thatcher: 1431 - Could have easily cracked the top ten if the year was a few weeks longer. One of my favourite girls.
11) Anya Taylor-Joy: 1462 - Big-eyed Argentinian beauty just misses out the top ten.
10) Ariana Greenblatt: 1467 - Her breakout year and there could be no stopping her in the future.
9) Adria Arjona: 1487 - Another great year for one of the stars of the best tv show of the year and a well deserved top nine ranking.
8) Sadie Sink: 1529 - Sinktacular Sadie is now well and truly established as One of the Best Girls.
7) Rachel Zegler: 1551 - Zegled her way up the list with her beautiful voice and sweet face. Deserved top seven ranking!
6) Milana Vayntrub: 1821 - Her best year ever (well, for as long as I've liked her) sees Milana join the most elite of the elite.
5) Elle Fanning: 1831 - How could she not be in the top five? Elle-mazing girl.
4) Natalie Portman: 1917 - The all time list legend SOARS into the top four after a great year. The Wacky Hot One Hundred is going to be very interesting indeed.
3) Jenna Ortega: 2021 - 2023's number one is the first entry in the two thousand point club and as super cute and good as ever.
2) Hailee Steinfeld: 2391 - Haiz is absolutely worthy of being in the top two. I have a feeling we won't see much of her next year (she's pregnant) so I'm glad her ranking this year reflects just how much I love her.
1) Dafne Keen: 2685 - YEP, Dafne finishes with an incredibly high point total and was really the only person who could be number one. Make no mistake about it, future historians will refer to 2025 as THE YEAR OF DAFNE KEEN and this list will be cited as strong evidence! I can confidently say that she was my favourite girl of the year. Congratulations, Dafne Keen!
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