Menu
What's new
Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

The whole ExIsle conspiracy exposed!

Grandtheftcow

Grandtheftcow

Grand Wizard of TK
Originally this was just going to be on my half assed blog but it’s good enough to share here too.

Put on your tin foil hats…

Because Chakoteya’s got the whole ExIsle situation figured out.

From the If you care about ExIsle thread on the Beach

Most of the stuff I would dare to say in that forum has been said. I really cannot 'call out' the names I think are behind the consipiracy in case I am horribly wrong, but having spent a LOT of time carefully reading there since I joined (hence the low post count :D) I've spotted certain patterns of posting that have given me cause to think there is a 'soft troll' using the disruptive trolls as a smoke screen to get all this kicking off.

Maybe it's the idea of a 'special group of members' having a say in running AGQ, appointing Watchdogs and so on that rang my alarm bells - especially when the person suggesting the idea is also a member of that special group, and has been wanting the staff lounge opened up for along time.

Heck, the Staff lounge is for the people the owner of the board wants and trusts to help keep this place going. It's private, live with it.

ROFL that’s gold! Hell it might even make Moo Cow Theater.

All right for those of you who need me to spell it out for you.

So according to Chakoteya there is really a grand conspiracy taking place on ExIsle, but it’s not actually the trolls behind it. It’s a shadowy “soft troll†pulling all the stings and the trolls might or might not even realize it. And like all hilarious conspiracies, she doesn’t know what the master plan is.
Click to expand...
 
The identity of the soft troll? Oh, that's easy. Cait's been doing a better job trolling EI than all the rest of you combined. She's got them completely snowed. She gets on her high horse and preaches about principle all the while refusing to admit that the rest of you have caused any problems at all. And for some idiotic reason, the EIers accept this.

Most of you have done a good job using and manipulating QT and Anakam's propensity for do-gooder niceness, but Cait's now in so tight with both of them, they've become nothing more than her personal mouthpieces. Destroying from within is something none of the rest of you could ever manage because you're too busy shooting flaming arrows over the walls. But Cait's tunnelled right into their midst and passed herself off as someone with the cure for what ails them. A snake with 12 dozen cases of snake oil.

In terms of trolling, none of you are fit to lick Cait's thigh-high leather boots. Although I'm sure you want to.
 
Utahraptor said:
The identity of the soft troll? Oh, that's easy. Cait's been doing a better job trolling EI than all the rest of you combined. She's got them completely snowed. She gets on her high horse and preaches about principle all the while refusing to admit that the rest of you have caused any problems at all. And for some idiotic reason, the EIers accept this.

Most of you have done a good job using and manipulating QT and Anakam's propensity for do-gooder niceness, but Cait's now in so tight with both of them, they've become nothing more than her personal mouthpieces. Destroying from within is something none of the rest of you could ever manage because you're too busy shooting flaming arrows over the walls. But Cait's tunnelled right into their midst and passed herself off as someone with the cure for what ails them. A snake with 12 dozen cases of snake oil.

In terms of trolling, none of you are fit to lick Cait's thigh-high leather boots. Although I'm sure you want to.
Click to expand...


And "they" always said she wasn't a troll and didn't deserve to be a TK admin... *snort*.

Too bad you don't have half the "balls" she does..... at least she isn't hiding her identity behind some dual. Or is she......

;)
mm
 
missmanners said:
And "they" always said she wasn't a troll and didn't deserve to be a TK admin...
Click to expand...

That's how they got themselves to this state. They failed to see who the real troll was, even though Cait warned them repeatedly.

missmanners said:
Too bad you don't have half the "balls" she does..... at least she isn't hiding her identity behind some dual.
Click to expand...

You and the others seem to have this idea that I post at Exisle. I don't.
 
See we need more over the top ridiculous parody like what Utahraptor’s been posting.

Now it’s my turn.

There are three competing conspiracies on ExIsle.

The first one involves a shadowy hidden message board hosted on some of the shittist forum software available. They spend their time discussing the issues of ExIsle and have lately been focusing attention on Troll Kingdom and its members. Many questions are put forth. Why are they doing this? Who’s all involved? What’s coming next? But their answers are always wrong. Their plans of action are useless and laughable and in the end they are no threat to anyone.

The second involves a group of four members committed to ExIsles destruction. It isn’t known how they expect to bring down ExIsle but it is generally accepted that’s their goal. It is assumed they are coordinating with each other. Evidence of this has been shown when Grandtheftcow purposely took a ban just before RobL’s return from a ban. This suggests members are rotating in order to attack the board using different methods.

The third involves a grand master plan. Cait a long time ExIsle member who has always been involved in its policy discussions is now enacting her plan to twist ExIsle into… something, it’s bad we know that much. She is carrying her plan out through long time friends Anakam and QueenTire in order to give the image of genuine concern. The trolls on Troll Kingdom are also being used and have been manipulated into trolling ExIsle. They are also drawn in by the steamy Internet relationships set up by Cait with members of ExIsle. DarthSikle has displayed his affection on numerous occasions towards EnglishRose/Raeven and Grandtheftcow professed his love for QueenTiye in ExIsle’s AQG section. Cait’s plan will not only break ExIsle but also break the hearts of trolls.

:D
 
Utahraptor said:
You and the others seem to have this idea that I post at Exisle. I don't.
Click to expand...


You don't? Never have? You arent part of that crowd? Then why are you so interested in the place?
hmmmmmmmmm????

;)
mm
 
Grandtheftcow said:
The third involves a grand master plan. Cait a long time ExIsle member who has always been involved in its policy discussions is now enacting her plan to twist ExIsle into… something, it’s bad we know that much. She is carrying her plan out through long time friends Anakam and QueenTire in order to give the image of genuine concern. The trolls on Troll Kingdom are also being used and have been manipulated into trolling ExIsle. They are also drawn in by the steamy Internet relationships set up by Cait with members of ExIsle. DarthSikle has displayed his affection on numerous occasions towards EnglishRose/Raeven and Grandtheftcow professed his love for QueenTiye in ExIsle’s AQG section. Cait’s plan will not only break ExIsle but also break the hearts of trolls.

:D
Click to expand...

Well this is pretty much it.... but don't tell anyone, ok?

;)
mm
 
Utahraptor said:
Really.



Perhaps all that talk about principles wore off on me. Except I'm not using it as a smoke screen.
Click to expand...


But this doesn't answer my questions, does it?

You do not post at ExIsle under any username? And you never have? You are not a member of the community there? I mean you're a "Slipstreamer" so where have you been posting for the past two years?

;)
mm
 
This is all more convoluted than Chris Carter's shadow government conspiracy on the X-Files.

And I hate jumping into a storyline mid-season.

:(
 
Kerb Crawler said:
This is all more convoluted than Chris Carter's shadow government conspiracy on the X-Files.

And I hate jumping into a storyline mid-season.

:(
Click to expand...

Reruns will begin in January, so you can catch up then. Or maybe BDM can send you copies of the earlier episodes. ;)
 
True, and that would be cheaper than springing for the DVD boxset, too.

I will miss the special features and commentary, though. Oh, wait, that's what I have TK for!
 
Utahraptor
You and the others seem to have this idea that I post at Exisle. I don't.
Click to expand...

Oh my, how could we be so wrong thinking your an EI poster.

Of course we believe that your telling us the truth now. :)
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top