The Question
Eternal
"The Winter Holiday Ululation" ("The Christmas Song" [as translated by a misanthrope])
Edible thistles burning in an unprotected fire,
Jack Frost gnawing your proboscis,
Seasonal ditties being yowled by a mob,
And people in Inuit-inspired costumery.
We're all damned well aware that a dead bird and some hanging garnish,
Contribute to snow blindness..
Pygmy brats with weird radiation around the eyes,
Will suffer from insomnia tonight.
They're sure that some fat elf with a thyroid condition is coming;
In a flying FedEx truck he used in a Toys'R'Us heist.
And of course all of them, or the ones with biological mothers, anyway, are going to stake out the living room,
To see whether or not domesticated caribou can levitate.
So let me put this really simply,
For the child-like of all ages,
Even though it's already pretty well covered,
Have a happy Winter holiday."
Edible thistles burning in an unprotected fire,
Jack Frost gnawing your proboscis,
Seasonal ditties being yowled by a mob,
And people in Inuit-inspired costumery.
We're all damned well aware that a dead bird and some hanging garnish,
Contribute to snow blindness..
Pygmy brats with weird radiation around the eyes,
Will suffer from insomnia tonight.
They're sure that some fat elf with a thyroid condition is coming;
In a flying FedEx truck he used in a Toys'R'Us heist.
And of course all of them, or the ones with biological mothers, anyway, are going to stake out the living room,
To see whether or not domesticated caribou can levitate.
So let me put this really simply,
For the child-like of all ages,
Even though it's already pretty well covered,
Have a happy Winter holiday."
