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The worst day of surfing is better than being hit by a train...

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
OK. So I finally had some time off when there was actually decent surf. And I actually found a decent place TO surf. It's a lot more demanding than I remembered it.

I do feel like I can say, with a clean conscience, that I actually surfed today. I got up twice for about 15 seconds and about 10 seconds and I stayed in control and rode the wave until it died. I also managed to get up a bunch more times on waves that were dying, so I didn't actually get any riding.

But I didn't ever actually get out to the main break. I'd manage to paddle out to maybe within 50 yards of the break and then just keep getting stomped back by the surf. Finally I'd settle for a secondary break or ride some whitewater. So, for every 10 seconds spend standing on a board, I spent about a half hour thrashing around in the water, paddling, and another half hour being thrown around like I was in a washing machine. I managed to get a nice slash across the calf by my fin. An hour after that, the place where I got slashed was managing to cramp up real good. That's a lot of fun, I tell you, halving your calf lock up and spasm in pain while surf is trying to drown you.

Still, I'll be out the next time there's good surf and I have some free time. (Although I'm considering a longboard. Those guys can ride tiny breaks and they get to ride a break for close to a minute. :techman:
 
I got knocked about something fierce when I was in Santorni. Wasn't surfing per se but was riding the waves in just by swimming through them. Cut to shit but it's a lot of fun.
 
MY friend cut his leg open pretty bad on a rock

we were going down the creek on those cheap air mattreesses

stupid kids.
 
My favorite was the guy who drowned tubing. Either he had a cooler of beer tied to the tube and his leg got tangled or he had the cooler tied to his ankle--I forget. At any rate, the cooler got hooked on a rock, pulled him under, and drowned him. :bergman:

Shit. Now that I've said that the next time I'm in the water a big fucking rogue tiger shark will rip both my legs off. Karma's a bitch. :(
 
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