There are Evil forces at work!!

[starguard]

There are Sorcerers at work amongst us. I've just learned that there are two more storms right now headed towarsd the U.S, only these are out in the Pacific. Tropical Storm Kenneth is out there swirling around moving toward Hawaii, and Tropical Depression Norma (with the potential of becoming another Hurricane) is headed inland toward California

See here for Details http://hurricane.terrapin.com/

Anyone know a good Shaman that we can summon?

 

[The Question]

Neither of those two storms will touch land.

 

[starguard]

I checked with Swami the Sorcerer.

Swami says:


According to the astrological formation of the planets, Mars is in a position where its gravitational effect on earth will cause the hurricanes to suddenly change position and touch land. They will only strike the homes of ugly people and of women that refuse to expose their breast on the internet.


Swami has spoken...Muhaaahahahaha