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There once was a boy

there once was an old man from china

who tickled his daughter's vagina

didn't know if he should

but she said it felt good

they eloped to north carolina!
 
I had to pick up my cat from the boarding place. I've never heard her purr like this, and she doesn't meow the same but I think it is because the purrs are blocking it.
 
Lots of drool and she rolls around on the couch with her legs open, very unusual for her.
 
My cat doesn't know how to meow properly. Hmmmm I wanted to put my cat in a boarding place too-but didn't. Maybe now I will.
 
Cat vagina has few uses. I shy away from the thought of penetrating it with objects.
 
I didn't thinki this thread could get any creepier after my little limerick.

I'm so ashamed...

I wrote that when I was 10, btw

disturbed little munchkin that I was...

Cat vagina...

ew
 
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