There's human brains all over my kitchen floor.

[The Question]

Nah, I'm lyin'.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So,...what kind of brains are they then?

 

[The Question]

Human brains. But they're not on the floor, they're in the microwave.

Nah, I'm lyin' again!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Sometimes I never know if you're telling the truth or telling falsies.

 

[The Question]

Oh, that's easy -- I'm lying.

 

[Ishcabittle]

*jumps into thread, knife and fork at the ready*

AWW SHIT!! LIAR!!!

 

[The Question]

^^Oh, that's just never going to work.

 

[Blindgroping]

Shit!!

I knew I forgot something!

Sometimes, I just don't know where my mind is.

 

[Harkley]

ARE YOU LYING ABOUT BEING A LIAR??!?"!

 

[The Question]

^^But of course!

 

[Harkley]

OMG PARADOX THAT WILL MAKE THE UNIVERS COLLAPSE!!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Will he press the history erasure button?!?!? WILL HE PRESS IT? PRESS THE RED CANDYLIKE BUTTON?!

 

[The Question]

Um... I arready did a thousand years ago and it was BORING!

 

[Ishcabittle]

No wonder I can't remember anything before 1978...

 

[Blindgroping]

Will he press the history erasure button?!?!? WILL HE PRESS IT? PRESS THE RED CANDYLIKE BUTTON?!

Now I'm worried. The history Erasure button?
What? we'll have a gay 80's pop band inserted in various places throughout history?

 

[The Question]

No, we shall most certainly not!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tell you what, tell you what, it's nine and a half thousand pounds!

 

[Blindgroping]

Can you imagine what Romeo and Juliet would have been like if Shakespeare was listening to this?

A Little Respect

I try to discover
A little something to make me sweeter
Oh baby refrain
From breaking my heart
I'm so in love with you
I'll be forever blue
That you give me no reason
Why you're making me work so hard

That you give me no
That you give me no
That you give me no
That you give me no

Soul, I hear you calling
Oh baby please
Give a little respect
To me

And if I should falter
Would you open your arms out to me
We can make love not war
And live at peace with our hearts
I'm so in love with you
I'll be forever blue
What religion or reason
Could drive a man to forsake his lover

Don't you tell me no
Don't you tell me no
Don't you tell me no
Don't you tell me no

Soul, I hear you calling
Oh baby please
Give a little respect
To me

I'm so in love with you
I'll be forever blue
That you give me no reason
Why you're making me work so hard

That you give me no
That you give me no
That you give me no
That you give me no

Soul, I hear you calling
Oh baby please (Give a little respect)
Give a little respect
To me

(Soul) I hear you calling
Oh baby please (Give a little respect)
Give a little respect
To me

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hee gay pop is fun.

We need a dual here called The Answer. But only someone who can truly match wits with TQ need apply. Not for poopoo duallers.

 

[Blindgroping]

The Answer would have to be a gay Jewish vegan pacifist mystic with a hearing problem, 3 girlfriends and a fetish for people that can do the splits.
And writes romance porn.