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They say it's impossible to...

Eggs Mayonnaise

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
...eat and swallow 6 Saltine crackers in less than a minute, because they dry up your mouth and you can't produce the saliva needed to get them down.

I think I have a way around this but I have to wait till I get home and buy some crackers to test it. Anyone else try this? Are you still breathing?
 
Eat them in any combination you wish, all at once, one at a time, or anything in between. You just have to swallow them all down (without the aid of beverage) in less than 60 seconds.
 
I think I'll work my way up to 6 in 60 by practicing. I'll work my way up over a coarse of 7 days. Day 1 I'll eat one Saltine in 60 seconds. Day two I'll add a Saltine and by day three I'll be up to 3 Saltines. Day 4 I'll have 4 Saltines in just 40 seconds possibly. And day 5 I'll give myself 55 seconds to eat 5 Saltines.
Day six I will radically change the routine and just eat 6 Saltines and see how long it takes. On day seven I will have reached my goal and the true test will begin. I will be able to eat 6 Saltines within 60 seconds.
 
I think I will make this more exciting and instead of just going to the store and buying a box of Saltines I will sit in a restaurant and order soup, and ask for Saltines, about 6 of them. Yes that is what I'll do. But I won't do it all at once. On the first day I will ask for 1, on the second day I will ask for 2 and so on. And by the 7th day I will ask for a full 6 Saltines and she (I imagine it will be a she) will give them to me, even tho I have not ordered soup, but because I've sexed her with my mind all week. It will be a great week indeed.
 
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