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thing of FUCKING the day!1!1!1!1 (thing+66)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
i must apologies

due to circumstances beyond my control i will not be bringin you story of the day again today

it will be thing of the fucking the day of 1!!!112 or whatever instead

this is because my brain doewsn't work

i can't control that

i'm tired

can't think

not even upset at the moment

jut nohing

like i'm asleep

but awake

i must be awake becasue there's words appearing on the screen as a result of the movement of my fingers

so i must be okay

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awake

not okay

i don't know

ieything's subconcsious now

i'm not in ctonrol

whoever "I" am

I've gone away

gone to the other side

except htere's nothing there

so anwyay

didn't want to go all "LOL I DON'T EXIST" agai


but I walsy do

becasue it's all there is to talk about

when you don't exist

and nothing else is real

and you don't like anything

you can only really talk about how you don't exist and nothing else is real and you don't like anything

THIS IS LIFE

LISTEN TO A HAPPY SONG TO TRICK YOUR BRAIN INTO BEING HAPPY


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or just go gggg

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like tat


IT's FUN

REPETITIVE MOTIONS ARE FUN

really they are

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they level me out


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like a big dog eating a tuna

except nothing like that

becuse t

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no wrds

IM NOT WORDS

can't descrbie things in words

it's cheap

illusionary

you use words and you become words

not me

im' not words

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yes well anyway here is a song I wrote

_____________

So you think you've got nothing, nothing at all,
You want life to end, you're reading to fall,
Well son you've forgot one thing, and that is this,
The thing you've forgotten, is that GOD IS BLISS!

READ YOUR BIBLE, THEN YOU'LL SEE
READ YOUR BIBLE, THEN YOU'LL SEE
YOU'LL SEE GOD LOVES YOU AND JESUS IS REAL
READ YOUR BIBLE, THEN YOU'LL SEE

So you say you've tried, you give it a go,
You read your bible, but you're stil athiest oh no,
Well obvioulsy you didn't do it right, obviously you were scared,
Just let down your guard, let Jesus in he's nothing to be feard!

READ YOUR BIBLE, THEN YOU'LL SEE
READ YOUR BIBLE, IT HAS ANSWERS FOR YOU AND ME,
THE WORDS ARE MAGIC, IT'S NOT JUST A MYTH
READ YOUR BIBLE, THEN YOU'LL SEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jesus will unveil himself, before your very eyes,
And even though it's a shock, it won't be a surprise,
Because Jesus has been there, in your heart all along,
Accept Christ, to deny him is to live a life that's wrong!

READ YOUR BIBLE, THEN YOU'LL SEE
READ YOUR BIBLE, IT WILL ALL BECOME CLEAR,
READ YOUR BIBLE, OR ELSE YOU'LL GO TO HELL,
READ YOUR BIBLE, OR ELSE YOU'LL BURN IN HELL,

YOU WILL BURN IN HELLLLL, YOU WILL BURN IN HELLLLLL
UNLESS YOU ABANDON COMMMON SENSE AND ACCEPT A COMFORTING LIE!

______-


WELL WASNT'T THAT NICE I JUST SENT IT TO STING FOR HIS NEW ALBUM BUT HE EMAILED BACK RIgHT AWAY WITH A MESSAGE THAT READ "LISTEN UP YOU SUCK BASTARD, YOU FUCKING SICKO, YOU CUNt, YOU ASSHOLE, YOU NEGRO-LOVING TOFFEE-SUCKER, STING DOESN'T ACCEPT OUTSIDE SOCILISITATIONS FROM ANYONE OKAY, NOT FROM YOU, NOT FROM THE ROCK, NOT FROM JBL, NOT FROM MICK HUCKNALL AND ESPECIALLY NOT FROM GEORGE DUBYA BUSH THAT ELECTION-STEALING CHEWBACCA-CHEWING, WOOKIEE-ENSLAVING SOLIDER OF THE EMPIRE AND YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THaT IN YOUR LITTLE THING OF THE DAY LOL YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING YOU'LL NEVER MAKE MONEY YOU'LL NEVER BE FAMOUS, YOU'LL NEVER BE STING, THE GREATEST WRESTLER OF ALL TIME, BROTHAAAAAAAAA!"

OOPS I SENT IT TO STING THE WRESTLER INSTEAD OF THAT OTHER STINg. YOU KNOW. STING THE BEE. STING THE WORLD FAMOUS BEE WHO FLIES UP AND DOWN THE STREET OF NEW YORK CITY FIGHTING CRIME AND HUNTING OUT LOW LOW PRICES FOR BEE CLOTHES AND BEE PRODUCTS GOD I LOVE THAT GUY HE MAKES ME PROUD TO BE MENTALLY ILL, ALL HAIL STING HTE FUCKDAMN BEE!1!


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TAHta's ENOUGH
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can't be like everytohe else becasue of REASONS
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this will be the last thing of the day never
 
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