CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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not actulaly angry
willel
s impotent rage
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hnothing to express
can't anyway
lucky there is nothing
welrgn
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rgi'm not a writer
i'm not even human
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sYEAH BUT LET'S NOT END THIS ON A DOWNER
LET'S ALL BE HAPPY AND SKIP AROUND MISTER HITLER'S BIG FAT COCK
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fg Star trek is good because it shows an optimistic vision of the future where pepole are nice and don't have wars (well, except with scumbag aliens!) and fly around in ships going "number one, let's have some tea!" and it's good right but real life isn't like that
real life sucks
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but not the way YOU think
see when I say real life sucks you think about how YOUR life sucks
BUT I'M TALKING ABOUT MIEN
MINE MEIN MINE MINE MINE MINE MIEMIN EMIEM MINE FIELD
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hhere we go
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POINTLESS NO SOUL NO HUMOUR NO LOVE NO FREIDNSHIPS NO RELATIONSHIPS NO NTOHING MAY AS WELL BE DEAD NOW YEARS GONE YEARS CAN'T GET BACK IMPRPER DEVELOPMENT WILL NEVER BE LIKE YOU WILL HAVE TO FAKE IT NO POINT FAKING IT "NO REWARD IS WORTH THIS" (NAME THAT REFERECNE) NO REWARD FOR ME BECAUSE BRAIN DOENS'T FIRE RIGHT EVEN IF IT DESO I MANAGE TO ARGUE AWAY THE GOOD FEELINGS BECAUSE I KNOW THEY'RE "NOT REAL" WHICH IS STUPID BECASUE THAt'S ALL ANYONE FEELS WELL IT OWN'T DO FOR ME NOTHING WILL DO SHORT OF A TOTAL CHANGE TO THE VERY NATURE OF EXISTENcE AND THAT WON'T HAPPEN WELL IT WILL HAPPEN WHEN I DIE IN THAT I WON'T EXIST DEATH IST HE UTLIMATE CHANGE THE ONLY CHANGE THAT COUNTS IT ALL I AM ALL I AM IS THE INEVITABILITY OF DEATH NOT THIS THIS IS JUT WAITINh G And tYPING and Going mooPS FGs AND IT'S NOT GONIG TO GET FUCKING BETTER WHNEVER I FEEL SLIGHTLY BETTER I THINK IT'S GOING TO GET BETTER AND THINGS WILL COME ALRIGHT BUT THEY WON'T COME ALRIGHT WILL THEY THIS IS REAL IT'S HAPPENING IT'S MY LIFE AND II'M FAR INTO IT THIS IS ALL I'LLL EVER BE AND REALITY ISN'T GOING TO CHANGE FOR ME SO DON'T FEEL HAPPY BECAUSE WITH HAPPINESS COMES LIES
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ghright well that's enough of that isn't it mister emu
MISTER EMU: HELLO FOLKS, I'M A NEW COMEDY CHARACTEr.
Wacky: Haha, you're hilarious! Why don't you tell us something of yourself?
Mister Emu: I'm always PWNING MOFOS LOL! SEe I call people "Mofos" allt he time!
Wacky: HAAHAHAHAHA1#
MISTER EMU: SHUT YOUR MOUTH, MOFO!
Wacky: HAHHAHAHAHA
Mister EMU: I MEAN IT YOU BASTARDCUNT
Wacky: Bastardcunt?
Mister EMu: I also combine swear words to make new, SUPER swears words, you shitcunter!
Wacky: !
EMISTER EMU: MOFO!
Wacky: HAHAH
MISTER EMU: HAHAHAHAHAH
Wakcy: No that's my line
Mister EMu: I'm you, dumbface
Waky: oh yoeah
Mister MEU: MOFO!
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FOOL OF A TOK
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DIRTY DIRTY SEX wait I don't have sex don't even know if I would if given the cahcne unless I could have a different body and all my autistic hang-ups were gone well never mind that then mister emu
Miste EMu: LEave me alone.
Wacky: But when you don't talk, you're dead.
Mister Emu: Yeah, I like it that way.
Wacky: How can you like it when you're dead! You're not there TO like it!
Mister EMu: Well I don't like THIS.
Wacky: What?
Msiter EMU: Talking. Existing. Being with you. I really really hate this and want to get back to not being this.
Wacky: But that means you'll be dea.
Mister EMu: YET SOMEHOW I CAN'T SEEM TO CARE!
Wacky: But when you're dead...
Mister: EMU: OH SHUT UP AND LET ME REST IN PEACE
Wacky: IT'S NOT REST DON'T YOU SEEEEEEee
Master Emu: It's good. It's better. you should give it a try.
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go to heaven
SORRY, NEITHER
FKHn
this will be the last thing of the day ever
fgsdUfg
f
not actulaly angry
willel
s impotent rage
lolgs
hnothing to express
can't anyway
lucky there is nothing
welrgn
bn
rgi'm not a writer
i'm not even human
cghl
e
sYEAH BUT LET'S NOT END THIS ON A DOWNER
LET'S ALL BE HAPPY AND SKIP AROUND MISTER HITLER'S BIG FAT COCK
h
h
hn
h
h
fg Star trek is good because it shows an optimistic vision of the future where pepole are nice and don't have wars (well, except with scumbag aliens!) and fly around in ships going "number one, let's have some tea!" and it's good right but real life isn't like that
real life sucks
f
sd
but not the way YOU think
see when I say real life sucks you think about how YOUR life sucks
BUT I'M TALKING ABOUT MIEN
MINE MEIN MINE MINE MINE MINE MIEMIN EMIEM MINE FIELD
fg
fgHAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID
s
ghsh
hhere we go
dhngg
rg
jsAJIDGsg
POINTLESS NO SOUL NO HUMOUR NO LOVE NO FREIDNSHIPS NO RELATIONSHIPS NO NTOHING MAY AS WELL BE DEAD NOW YEARS GONE YEARS CAN'T GET BACK IMPRPER DEVELOPMENT WILL NEVER BE LIKE YOU WILL HAVE TO FAKE IT NO POINT FAKING IT "NO REWARD IS WORTH THIS" (NAME THAT REFERECNE) NO REWARD FOR ME BECAUSE BRAIN DOENS'T FIRE RIGHT EVEN IF IT DESO I MANAGE TO ARGUE AWAY THE GOOD FEELINGS BECAUSE I KNOW THEY'RE "NOT REAL" WHICH IS STUPID BECASUE THAt'S ALL ANYONE FEELS WELL IT OWN'T DO FOR ME NOTHING WILL DO SHORT OF A TOTAL CHANGE TO THE VERY NATURE OF EXISTENcE AND THAT WON'T HAPPEN WELL IT WILL HAPPEN WHEN I DIE IN THAT I WON'T EXIST DEATH IST HE UTLIMATE CHANGE THE ONLY CHANGE THAT COUNTS IT ALL I AM ALL I AM IS THE INEVITABILITY OF DEATH NOT THIS THIS IS JUT WAITINh G And tYPING and Going mooPS FGs AND IT'S NOT GONIG TO GET FUCKING BETTER WHNEVER I FEEL SLIGHTLY BETTER I THINK IT'S GOING TO GET BETTER AND THINGS WILL COME ALRIGHT BUT THEY WON'T COME ALRIGHT WILL THEY THIS IS REAL IT'S HAPPENING IT'S MY LIFE AND II'M FAR INTO IT THIS IS ALL I'LLL EVER BE AND REALITY ISN'T GOING TO CHANGE FOR ME SO DON'T FEEL HAPPY BECAUSE WITH HAPPINESS COMES LIES
gh
ghright well that's enough of that isn't it mister emu
MISTER EMU: HELLO FOLKS, I'M A NEW COMEDY CHARACTEr.
Wacky: Haha, you're hilarious! Why don't you tell us something of yourself?
Mister Emu: I'm always PWNING MOFOS LOL! SEe I call people "Mofos" allt he time!
Wacky: HAAHAHAHAHA1#
MISTER EMU: SHUT YOUR MOUTH, MOFO!
Wacky: HAHHAHAHAHA
Mister EMU: I MEAN IT YOU BASTARDCUNT
Wacky: Bastardcunt?
Mister EMu: I also combine swear words to make new, SUPER swears words, you shitcunter!
Wacky: !
EMISTER EMU: MOFO!
Wacky: HAHAH
MISTER EMU: HAHAHAHAHAH
Wakcy: No that's my line
Mister EMu: I'm you, dumbface
Waky: oh yoeah
Mister MEU: MOFO!
fgs
Wgfh
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f
nv F
FOOL OF A TOK
fhn
jh
h
DIRTY DIRTY SEX wait I don't have sex don't even know if I would if given the cahcne unless I could have a different body and all my autistic hang-ups were gone well never mind that then mister emu
Miste EMu: LEave me alone.
Wacky: But when you don't talk, you're dead.
Mister Emu: Yeah, I like it that way.
Wacky: How can you like it when you're dead! You're not there TO like it!
Mister EMu: Well I don't like THIS.
Wacky: What?
Msiter EMU: Talking. Existing. Being with you. I really really hate this and want to get back to not being this.
Wacky: But that means you'll be dea.
Mister EMu: YET SOMEHOW I CAN'T SEEM TO CARE!
Wacky: But when you're dead...
Mister: EMU: OH SHUT UP AND LET ME REST IN PEACE
Wacky: IT'S NOT REST DON'T YOU SEEEEEEee
Master Emu: It's good. It's better. you should give it a try.
fdFGN
n
gh
gh
ffgo-hhg
rtgfO Go to ehll
fg
gigh hgn
go to heaven
SORRY, NEITHER
FKHn
this will be the last thing of the day ever
