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Thing of the day, aslgljkajlskgls (thing+119)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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body hurts

curshing emptimess and sense of ponitlessnessssssssss


jj


just want to sleep can't explain tno like you fhtinkg
obsessed


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(Two men and a woman walk onto the stage. One of the men strides confidently, a determined look on his face. The other looks nervous and somewhat sickly.)

Man2: Here were then...

Man1: Well of course we are!

Woman: Where are we?

Man1: Good question.

Man2: I don't know...

Man1: Don't speak then!

Woman: I just don't know where we are!

Man1: Yes, that is a worry. But I think we're safe here.

Man2: Why?

Man1: It's a feeling I get! Christ, do you have to be so negative all the time!

Man2: I'm just saying...

Man1: Well don't! Fuck!

Woman(to man1): What do you think we should do?

Man1: Set up camp, I think.

(They pantomine setting up tents. Man1 watches woman, smiling.)

Man1: Here, let me help you with that.)

(He pantomines helping her with her tent.)

Woman: Thanks.

Man1: No problem.

(He watches Man2 with a look of undisguised disgust on his face.)

Man1: No, THAT goes there and THAT goes over there!

Man2: I like doing it this way.

Man1: Well you're donig it wrong!

Man2: Just let me...

(He pantomines that his tent his collapsed.)

Man1: You retard! Well, I'm not helping you!

Man2: That's fine, I'll just do it myself.

Man1: You do that then! Haha!

(He walks over and sits beside the woman.)

Man1: He won't last the night.

Woman: He seems okay. Just nervous.

Man1: No, trust me, he's worthless.

Woman: I don't think anyone's worthless.

Man1: Well...no...not worhtless..that is to say...he acts in such a way that one could deem him worthless. One less intelligent that me.

Woman: So you think you're intelligent?

Man1: Well I am a master of arms in my village!

Woman: But you don't know how we got here, anymore than I or he does.

Man1: That's because I was trying to protect you! I couldn't see what was happening!

Woman: I didn't ask for your protection...I appreciate it, but you did kind of grab me awful quickly.

Man2: Oh, I know how we got here.

Man1: What? No you don't!

Man2: I do!

Man1: No you fucking don't!

Woman: Let him speak!

Man1: No! I mean, yes! FINE.

Man2: The wizard used a transporting stone. Throw it at her feet. You didn't see because you'd grabbed her and were whispering in her ear.

Man1: I was just assuring her everything would be okay!

Woman: Actually, you said the wizard was no danger.

Man1: He wasn't!

Man2: He was! He transported us here!

Woman: Hey, if you didn't think he was a threat, what were you protecting me from?

Man1: I...I...I...

(She walks over and sits beside man2.)

Woman: So, since you know how we got here, do you have any idea how we could get out of here?

(Man2 smiles for the first time.)

Man2: Yes, I believe I do.

Man1: It's not fair...

END OF ACT 1

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