CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
nearly at 100 are you fuckngin exciting yet my busy little bees with your neurotypical lives lol ASPIE PRIDE no way never not me fuck that shit will never be what box you put me in i am nothign there isn nothing will never be won't lie won't pretend won't play the game not this one no reward is worht this
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"SUSIE! You're a duck!"
"Quack quack," said Susie, obviously distressed.
"I can't hardly believe it! I mean, I can believe it a bit, to be honest, some crazy shit has went down in this forest, but you turning into a duck...that's almost too much!"
"Quack quack, quack quack!" said Susie Q (her duck name) anxiously.
"What?" said Berty, turning around. A pair of giant robot hands reached out of the tooth house, grabbed Berty and Susie Q and pulled them inside.
"What...what are you!?" asked Berty, to the seven foot silver plated robot standing before him.
"I AM DENTALBOT38," it said. "I LOVE TEETH AND CARING FOR TEETH. SHOW ME YOUR TEETH."
"Dentalbot38..."
"THAT IS CORRECT SHOW MY YOUR TEETH."
"Then this tooth house is yours?! You're the Wise Man, NOT my father?"
"Of course he isn't!" came a voice from behind. Berty span around to see his father standing there. In a pink tutu. "I am your Wise Man!"
"FATHER!" said Berty, in shock as his dad was not only dressed as a girl but also eating some toast. He'd always hated toast!
"It is not too late, my son! Come with me and we can rule the forest as dentist and dental son! The Wise Woman has foreseen this!"
"Dad...what are you talking about?!"
"What? Oh, me? I'm your dad? Yeah, that's right, so I am. MEEP MEEP! I'm mad, sorry. I say mad things sometimes."
"I mean, you were always a bit crazy, but not like this...what happened to you?"
"Well son, I had a breakdown, came out to the forest, met the Wise Woman, had lots of disgusting sex with her, built DENTALBOT38 and went ever madder! MEEP MEEP!"
"But...but your drugs, they helped me!"
"Really? LAUGH OUT LOUD!"
"Yes! So you can't be completely mad! You created those great helpful drugs that bring on vision quests!"
"NAAAAAH! Mate, those were just crazy dentist drugs! We were all takin' them on the dental circuit, getting high as a fuckdamn kite and having widl unpredicted sex! Hehe, I cheated on your mother so often that one night I called her FOUR different names! And she STILL went down on me, the whore!"
"Don't talk about mum like that!"
"SEIZE HIM, DENTALBOT38!"
Dentalbot38 grabbed Berty.
"Damn you, DAMN YOU!" said Berty. "You haven't changed, you're more the same than ever! You're WORSE! What have you done to Susie?"
"This delightful duck? That was the Wise Woman. She gets jealous when I cheat on her, which I do regularly, so she set a hex on my house that turns any girl who comes near into a duck. The ironic thing is though, that I love fucking ducks! I could fuck a duck right now!"
And he grabbed Susie Q and started to grope around inside his pink tutu for his penis.
"LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE!" Berty struggled but there was no escaping DENTALBOT38's grasp. All seemed to be lost...before the roof of the tooth house was torn off!
"HROOM HROOM!" came the voice of the Tree Leader. "The Wise Woman asked me to make sure the Wise Man wasn't raping any ducks!"
"YOU NO-TOOTHED TREE CUNT, YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!" said Berty's dad.
And then he pulled out a gun.
TO BE CONTINUED
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gfjgjlljkltfgj
wasn't that a fatun epsie
HOW DO PEOPLE WRITE PROPER STORIES
f
afagh
maybe they dont
mayabe GOD writes them usin the person as a vessel
no probably not
sajolh
h
s
jjil hate my mind
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"SUSIE! You're a duck!"
"Quack quack," said Susie, obviously distressed.
"I can't hardly believe it! I mean, I can believe it a bit, to be honest, some crazy shit has went down in this forest, but you turning into a duck...that's almost too much!"
"Quack quack, quack quack!" said Susie Q (her duck name) anxiously.
"What?" said Berty, turning around. A pair of giant robot hands reached out of the tooth house, grabbed Berty and Susie Q and pulled them inside.
"What...what are you!?" asked Berty, to the seven foot silver plated robot standing before him.
"I AM DENTALBOT38," it said. "I LOVE TEETH AND CARING FOR TEETH. SHOW ME YOUR TEETH."
"Dentalbot38..."
"THAT IS CORRECT SHOW MY YOUR TEETH."
"Then this tooth house is yours?! You're the Wise Man, NOT my father?"
"Of course he isn't!" came a voice from behind. Berty span around to see his father standing there. In a pink tutu. "I am your Wise Man!"
"FATHER!" said Berty, in shock as his dad was not only dressed as a girl but also eating some toast. He'd always hated toast!
"It is not too late, my son! Come with me and we can rule the forest as dentist and dental son! The Wise Woman has foreseen this!"
"Dad...what are you talking about?!"
"What? Oh, me? I'm your dad? Yeah, that's right, so I am. MEEP MEEP! I'm mad, sorry. I say mad things sometimes."
"I mean, you were always a bit crazy, but not like this...what happened to you?"
"Well son, I had a breakdown, came out to the forest, met the Wise Woman, had lots of disgusting sex with her, built DENTALBOT38 and went ever madder! MEEP MEEP!"
"But...but your drugs, they helped me!"
"Really? LAUGH OUT LOUD!"
"Yes! So you can't be completely mad! You created those great helpful drugs that bring on vision quests!"
"NAAAAAH! Mate, those were just crazy dentist drugs! We were all takin' them on the dental circuit, getting high as a fuckdamn kite and having widl unpredicted sex! Hehe, I cheated on your mother so often that one night I called her FOUR different names! And she STILL went down on me, the whore!"
"Don't talk about mum like that!"
"SEIZE HIM, DENTALBOT38!"
Dentalbot38 grabbed Berty.
"Damn you, DAMN YOU!" said Berty. "You haven't changed, you're more the same than ever! You're WORSE! What have you done to Susie?"
"This delightful duck? That was the Wise Woman. She gets jealous when I cheat on her, which I do regularly, so she set a hex on my house that turns any girl who comes near into a duck. The ironic thing is though, that I love fucking ducks! I could fuck a duck right now!"
And he grabbed Susie Q and started to grope around inside his pink tutu for his penis.
"LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE!" Berty struggled but there was no escaping DENTALBOT38's grasp. All seemed to be lost...before the roof of the tooth house was torn off!
"HROOM HROOM!" came the voice of the Tree Leader. "The Wise Woman asked me to make sure the Wise Man wasn't raping any ducks!"
"YOU NO-TOOTHED TREE CUNT, YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!" said Berty's dad.
And then he pulled out a gun.
TO BE CONTINUED
____________________
gfjgjlljkltfgj
wasn't that a fatun epsie
HOW DO PEOPLE WRITE PROPER STORIES
f
afagh
maybe they dont
mayabe GOD writes them usin the person as a vessel
no probably not
sajolh
h
s
jjil hate my mind
