thing of the day, my NIGGAS (thing+92)

[CaptainWacky]

Berty did not know where he was.

The colours!

He couldn't move. He didn't have a body to move. There was nothing. Nothing but...

The colours!

He was mesmerised by them. He was them.

He was dancing in the colours. He was the whole rainbow.

He tried to focus for a moment...nah! Dancing was better! DANCING FOREVER!


"Look, it's been a day, when is he goig to wake up?" Susie asked the Wise Woman.

"WHO CAN SAY! AHAHAHAHA!"

 

[Cassie]

Give him to the tree molesters they'll wake him up!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SHOUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND GIVE HIM A SHOT OF B COMPLEX

 

[CaptainWacky]

shortened due to time constaints, the real story of Berty's coma vision will come tomorrorwoootfho