tHING OF THE Day (thing+10)

[CaptainWacky]

throughout human history people have believe they were living in the end of times

you can't really talk about the end of all time because it won't happen in our little lifetimes, but we can talk about, well, our little lifetimes.

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you think myabe you should start learning stuff because the only reason to be alive is to expand your knowledge but you don't know how and you're not good at even constructing sentences let alone understanding complicated concepts so you start with simple things and for a while it works

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but then you start to feel pathetic because it's too simple just too damn simple so you try something more complicated but you still don't get it and you're angry and pathetic and think and your vocabularly is as limited as ever and you think you may as well give up just give the fuck up

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you see a spider walking across the floor and for a brief moment you consdier that maybe there is a point to it all and a spider can't have just come from nothing and the fact that you can appreciate its complexiites menas that there must be something more there just must be if beauty exists

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but not for long

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STOP SMILING AT ME YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY SO YOU JUST SMILE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M FEELING BECAUSE IF YOU DID KNOW YOU WOULDN'T BE FUCKING SMILING BECAUSE YOU'D KNOW THAT I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE FUCKING SMILING AT ME FOR NO REASON I HATE SEEING PEOPLE HAPPY IT MAKES ME SICK YOU ARE MOCKING ME YOU'RE FUCKING MOCKING ME YOU'VE DISMISSED ME AS SOMETHING THAT CAN BE DISMISSED WITH A SAD SMILEY SOMEONE WHO CAN'T EXPRESS HIMSELF KILL MYSLEF KILL MYSELF BACK TO BED BACK TO BE

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it wnet the wrong way there and you are confused

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it's just random isn't it

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is anything cool or do we just attach the concept of cool to things if we removed all pre-existing knowledge of what is cool would we still come to the same conclusions of coolness i doubt it a dead baby could be cool with the right marketing

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it starts bearing down

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that's new

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you consider that maybe you should be nice to people tell your family you love them try to be good try not to be selfish you give it a go

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but you get used to it

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you think you've done enough

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you get lazy again

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what's the point anyway

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when time ins't going away

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you get a real sense of jaimas vu about the word time

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and the whole concept

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but then you go back to bed again

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you're terrified

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but it passes

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then you do

 

[Charlemoor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=misGExA4HY0

Miss Manners has been around along time.

 

[CaptainWacky]

too happy

 

[The Dork Lord]

IT'S GOT A GREAT BEAT AND YOU CAN DANCE TO IT, DICK!

 

[Laker_Girl]

I don't like Time, it's a much too liberal publication for my taste.

 

[CaptainWacky]

DEY TERK OUR JAWBS!

 

[Gagh]

JAWAS WATCH ELF PORN.

 

[Cassie]

ELVES = HOT

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND WHAT ABOUT VERY OLD FRIENDS?

 

[Cassie]

Also hot.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I don't like Time, it's a much too liberal publication for my taste.

Announcing George Bush as Person of the Year is too liberal?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Someone told her it was too liberal, more likely.

 

[Laker_Girl]

^^Ha, ha...I've read Time jackass. Time chose G.W. Bush as person of the year after the 9/11 attacks, he also had the highest approval rating of any president in history...Good times, good times.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah, it took a 9/11 to make Bush look like a good leader.

And you didn't just look back fondly on the event that took out a chunk of my city. I wish you the same good times, lady.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Vince McMahon will be man of the year this year.

 

[Cassie]

I read Time because I get it free.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll get a torrent

 

[Laker_Girl]

Yeah, it took a 9/11 to make Bush look like a good leader.

And you didn't just look back fondly on the event that took out a chunk of my city. I wish you the same good times, lady.

Why in the hell are you so damn sensitive? I meant when Bush was Man of the Year and had high approval ratings, not that 9/11 happened. Get a grip Man.

 

[CaptainWacky]

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