CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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JR: BY GAWD KING THE AUSTIN IS STUNNING STONE COLD STEVE ROCK ALL OVER GAWD'S GREEN EARTH
KING LAWLER: SEX WITH FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRLS LOL
JR: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU IGNORNANT JELLY LOVER
KING LAWLER: JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T GET NO TAIL!
JR: YOU KNOW I'M A HOMOSEXUAL, KING
KING LAWLER: YOU DON'T GET NO ASS EITHER!
JR: I'M A BUDDHIST
KING LAWLER: SO?
JR: SO KISS MY BLACK ASS, BITCH!
KING LAWLER: OMG, YOU JUST MISSED AUSTIN EATING THE ROCK'S FEET!
JR: DAMN FUCK SHIT COCK
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so he went on the interview to get disablity and he said as little as possible because the doctor already seemed to know anyway and he said "ok" to everything and played with his hands and that was it and then a month later he got a letter saying his benefits would be cut off because apparently he wasn't sick enough and maybe he hand't exrpessed himself well enough in ther interviewer but he was problem is that HE CAN'T TALK TO PEOPLE so how could he have told them HOWdg
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so he decided to fake a suicide attemopt
"how do you fake a suicide attempt" he asked his imaginary friend Johnny Hitler
"i don't know," said Johnny Htiler
so he took some pillz but they were laxatives!!!!
IT WAS A COMEDY ENDING!
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FFAG QUEER SEX UCHNT
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SHOULD THE WORD "CUNT" BE BANNED It'S A BIT NASTY
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sSOMETIMES I FEEL LIEK DOCTOR DAVE IS REALLY MICHAEL JACKONS' NOSE
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Not often though
GEORGE LUCAS DIRECTED THIS POST
anyway what do you do when there's nothing and tod and even the things you can do out of nothing you don't want to do because you don't enjoy anything you litterrally don't enjoy anything you try drawing a picture of a bear but you can't do it right so you try really harda nd you do it okay but you didn't even find it satisfying so instead you just goo masfljkgjklasgljalsjkgkg klaljkgljkgjl and that's a substitute for living ins't it BANG BANG
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it's all about the game and how you bribe him with sex
JR: BY GAWD KING THE AUSTIN IS STUNNING STONE COLD STEVE ROCK ALL OVER GAWD'S GREEN EARTH
KING LAWLER: SEX WITH FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRLS LOL
JR: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU IGNORNANT JELLY LOVER
KING LAWLER: JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T GET NO TAIL!
JR: YOU KNOW I'M A HOMOSEXUAL, KING
KING LAWLER: YOU DON'T GET NO ASS EITHER!
JR: I'M A BUDDHIST
KING LAWLER: SO?
JR: SO KISS MY BLACK ASS, BITCH!
KING LAWLER: OMG, YOU JUST MISSED AUSTIN EATING THE ROCK'S FEET!
JR: DAMN FUCK SHIT COCK
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so he went on the interview to get disablity and he said as little as possible because the doctor already seemed to know anyway and he said "ok" to everything and played with his hands and that was it and then a month later he got a letter saying his benefits would be cut off because apparently he wasn't sick enough and maybe he hand't exrpessed himself well enough in ther interviewer but he was problem is that HE CAN'T TALK TO PEOPLE so how could he have told them HOWdg
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fg
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so he decided to fake a suicide attemopt
"how do you fake a suicide attempt" he asked his imaginary friend Johnny Hitler
"i don't know," said Johnny Htiler
so he took some pillz but they were laxatives!!!!
IT WAS A COMEDY ENDING!
gfsd
g
fg
fg
fg
fg
fg
s
gf
FFAG QUEER SEX UCHNT
CUNT
SHOULD THE WORD "CUNT" BE BANNED It'S A BIT NASTY
fas
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f
sSOMETIMES I FEEL LIEK DOCTOR DAVE IS REALLY MICHAEL JACKONS' NOSE
sd
Not often though
GEORGE LUCAS DIRECTED THIS POST
anyway what do you do when there's nothing and tod and even the things you can do out of nothing you don't want to do because you don't enjoy anything you litterrally don't enjoy anything you try drawing a picture of a bear but you can't do it right so you try really harda nd you do it okay but you didn't even find it satisfying so instead you just goo masfljkgjklasgljalsjkgkg klaljkgljkgjl and that's a substitute for living ins't it BANG BANG
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it's all about the game and how you bribe him with sex