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Hardor the miller's son went deeper into the dark cave than ever before, his nervous friend Bricky by his side.
"We shouldn't be here," said Bricky. "A gang of thieves live in these caves, it is said!"
"It was said," said Hardor, dismissively. "They haven't been in these parts for fifteen years, before you were born!"
"What if we can't find our way out!?" asked Bricky, looking around. One one part of the cave looked like any other to him.
"I know the way," said Hardor. And they kept going. Until they found the dragon egg.
"It can't be!" said Bricky. "It just...can't be!"
"It is," said Hardor, holding his torch to the scales. "It's a dragon egg."
"Let's get out of here!" said Bricky, instinctivley.
"What?" asked Hardor.
"Dargons! For fuck's sake Hardor, dragons! If you're not scared of dragons then you're either a fool or not human!"
"I am scared of dragson, certainly," said Hardor, calm as always. "But there's no dragons here. How could a dragon even fit in this cave? And the egg isn't in a nest, it's just lying here...perhaps the thieves stole it, years ago."
"Years ago! But why hasn't it hatcheded!"
"Hatched, Bricky, the word is hatched. Maybe becaue it was taken from its mother. Who knows. All I know is...it has a new owner now." And Hardor took the dragon egg.
"I think I need to pee," said Bricky, who in truth had soiled his undergarments the moment he saw the egg.
They found their way out with no problems and returned to the mill to find a place to hide the dragon egg.
"What's the point of keeping it?" asked Bricky. "Are you going to trade it for something? A new axe, perhaps?"
"No," said Hardor. "I'm keeping it simlply to own a dragon egg.
"Seems kind of pointless to me," said Bricky.
"It would, to you," said Hardor.
He visited the egg every day. He just stared at it. Stared and stared.
It was three years later when it hatched. Hardor wasn't surprised, though he did feel somethwhat overwhelmed, for once in his life. He could sense it about to hatch, even before it happened. He had a dragon cub, all of his own.
That night he made a list of people he would send his dragon to kill. It was a long list.
Bricky's name was at the top.
They had fallen out some years before when Bricky had forced himself on Hardor's younger sister at a drunken barn dance. Hardor had just stared at Bricky with his cold eyes. And in that moment, Bricky knew he would not live much longer.
Hardor read his list to the dragon the next day. It blew smoke from its nostrils. Hardor allowed himself a smile.
Three days later he returned to the dragon's hiding place and found it gone. Hardor was distraught. Where could his dragon be? Where!?
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Hardor the miller's son went deeper into the dark cave than ever before, his nervous friend Bricky by his side.
"We shouldn't be here," said Bricky. "A gang of thieves live in these caves, it is said!"
"It was said," said Hardor, dismissively. "They haven't been in these parts for fifteen years, before you were born!"
"What if we can't find our way out!?" asked Bricky, looking around. One one part of the cave looked like any other to him.
"I know the way," said Hardor. And they kept going. Until they found the dragon egg.
"It can't be!" said Bricky. "It just...can't be!"
"It is," said Hardor, holding his torch to the scales. "It's a dragon egg."
"Let's get out of here!" said Bricky, instinctivley.
"What?" asked Hardor.
"Dargons! For fuck's sake Hardor, dragons! If you're not scared of dragons then you're either a fool or not human!"
"I am scared of dragson, certainly," said Hardor, calm as always. "But there's no dragons here. How could a dragon even fit in this cave? And the egg isn't in a nest, it's just lying here...perhaps the thieves stole it, years ago."
"Years ago! But why hasn't it hatcheded!"
"Hatched, Bricky, the word is hatched. Maybe becaue it was taken from its mother. Who knows. All I know is...it has a new owner now." And Hardor took the dragon egg.
"I think I need to pee," said Bricky, who in truth had soiled his undergarments the moment he saw the egg.
They found their way out with no problems and returned to the mill to find a place to hide the dragon egg.
"What's the point of keeping it?" asked Bricky. "Are you going to trade it for something? A new axe, perhaps?"
"No," said Hardor. "I'm keeping it simlply to own a dragon egg.
"Seems kind of pointless to me," said Bricky.
"It would, to you," said Hardor.
He visited the egg every day. He just stared at it. Stared and stared.
It was three years later when it hatched. Hardor wasn't surprised, though he did feel somethwhat overwhelmed, for once in his life. He could sense it about to hatch, even before it happened. He had a dragon cub, all of his own.
That night he made a list of people he would send his dragon to kill. It was a long list.
Bricky's name was at the top.
They had fallen out some years before when Bricky had forced himself on Hardor's younger sister at a drunken barn dance. Hardor had just stared at Bricky with his cold eyes. And in that moment, Bricky knew he would not live much longer.
Hardor read his list to the dragon the next day. It blew smoke from its nostrils. Hardor allowed himself a smile.
Three days later he returned to the dragon's hiding place and found it gone. Hardor was distraught. Where could his dragon be? Where!?
_______________________________________________________________
FIND OUT TOMORROW IT'S A CONTINUING STORY EXCLUSIVE TO THING OF THE DAY!!!1
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SWOW WAKCY Y'VE REALLY COME THROUGH YVE JTURNED THE CORNOR NOW WITH YER DRAGON YARN ALL THE GIRLS WILLWANT TO SLEEPWITH YOU NOW AND MAYBE SOME OF THE BOYS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN THAT'S RIGHT I MEAN THE GAY ONES AND MAYBE SOME OF THE HETEROSEXUAL CURIOUS ONES YOU KNOW THAT OF WHICH IS PEAK ANYWAY LET'S ALL THANK CAPTIANWKACY FOR NOT KILILNG HIMSELF BECAUSE IT'S ALL HE HAS TO GIVE: NOT COMMITING SUCIDE, THAT IS HIS GIFT TO THE WORLD AND HE SHOULD BE PRASIED FOR IT, HE BELEIVES HE SHOULD BE ANYWAY, HE'S ONLY HERE TO PLEACE YOU AFTER ALL WHY YOU LITTE...
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