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THING Of THE DAY (thing+18)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I don't even wantt o kill peope

it's stupid

I'm the kind of eprson who whshould be a serial kiler

with no emotison

cold

and all that shit

confused
doesn't fit in

never will

not just different, just not human

off
you know the type

but I'm not a serial killer!

I'm not THAT either

being a serial kilelr is as alien to me as being a normal human

so wha'ts left

just suicdie it seems

suicide is the logical conclusion of my life


fs

soooooooo

OH WIAT

I'm not the kind of person who commits uscide either

except I am

maybe someone hypnotised me when I was young so I wouldn't kill myselfl

maybe some small part of me still thinks I'm "special" and there is a "plan"

HAAHAHAHHA

I'll learn

it will all go

all the layers will disolve

eventually

I'll be naked

and then

AND THEN

ANADNA WEELLFSG

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Hardor searched all over the mill for his dragon. He ignored his chores, he ignored his father's angry admonishments, he ignroed everything. He was focused on the dragon.

At the end of the day, he collapsed in the barn...and felt tears on his face. It was the first time he could remember crying, though the feeling of tears was not completely alien to him so he had probably done it before at some point in his childhood. He let the tears take him. He had lost everything. He took out the murder list and let the tears fall on it as he read the names. Bricky...

Bricky was standing in the doorway. With his dragon.

"What are you reading?" asked Bricky, coldly. Hardor hid the list. His first thought was that Bricky must have found out about it, somehow.

"Nothing," he said. "What the fuck are you doing with my dragon?"

"Our dragon," said Bricky, a confident swagger to his voice. "We found it together, remember."

"When the fuck did you grow a set of balls?" asked Hardor.

"When I raped your sister," said Bricky.

"What!?" Hardor got to his feet and ran towards Bricky.

He was almost consumed by dragon fire.

Hardor staggered back into the barn.

"That's close enough," said Bricky. Behind him, two large, thuggish men were holding Hardor's younger sister. She wasn't even struggling. She looked broken.

"How...how..." was all Hardor could think, and manage to say.

"I had help, I'll admit," said Bricky. A fourth man appeared by his side. Old. Grey beard. A twinkle in his eyes. An evil twinkle.

The Dark Wizard Rhabbor.

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IW WON't MISSSS YOU
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you dno't kill yourseld because it'll upset other people

but they die too!

and sometimes you think "well they'll be better off without me anyway"

but not

death is too final

there must be somethign else

between life and death

THE NEXXUS!?
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NOOOOOoooo
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god is dead

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I try to make tunes on my keyboard


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THAT ONE SOUNDED FUNKY LOL

KTITESN!
 
Yep, he was on Celebrity Big Brother last year and he talked a lot about his plastic surgery, when he wasn't making ex-Baywatch stars cry with his acid tongue the bastard.
 
That was the general gist, yeah. :D

I remember he was always wearing hotpants where you could see his wobblies.
 
Those fucking Muslim Doctors had three vehicles wired with explosives and succeeded in killing nobody. Dr Shipman just had a few syringes, and look what he could do. SEE. BRITISH IS ALWAYS BEST.

Dr Cream?
Dr Crippen?

WE'RE THE FUCKING BEST.
 
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