CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The problem with just randomly stabbing at the keyboard is that the resulting text doesn't mean anything to you, the readers.
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see
that doesn't mean anything
it help me vent my frustrations
but it doesn't mean anything
SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUMS FUCK SHIT
that's better becasue at least it's words
but it wasn't as satisfying for me
I still had to think a little to form the words
random angry formless key attacks are so much more fun g
sdh
fsdjklfhjklsdhji sdfh opdfyh
sdfh
sfh fhsdfhl l JKLDLSLFHK SDJJG
DFHS
JH SDFHKL SHSITS LDGNKSJ SGLKD SHLGL ASDF FUKC UFK C SUDFKU FSKLGJKK Ssgd
g
sg
h
ds gk sdkgh sgK SLOOOK AT AME I'M AS HAPPY AS A DEAD BABY
I can kind of get in a rhythym sometimes and type words at the end
but it's not enough
it's never enough
_______________________________________________
HAGRID HAS A BETTER LILFE THAN ME
ther'e snot point telling me about your life
#I dwon't understand
it's like telling an alien
that's what it is
imagine yourself on an alien world
THAt'S ME
not just that I don't like mainstream tv (even though I do) or music or food (mainstream food) just that EVERYTING IS WRONG AND ALIEN A BIT
it's all just a bit dnl
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hkgsdh kg HHH THE GAME THE BIG H THE BIG HEROIN JUNKIE
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SIT COM SCRIPT
Man: Hi hoeny, I'm home!
Woman: About time, you're dinner's getting cold!
Man: As cold as you are in bed?
Studio Audience: WHOOOO! WHOOOT!
Woman: You want me to spit in your dinner TWICE tonight instead of the usual once?
Man: Actually, yeah, the chicken's always too dry anyway!
Studio Audience: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!
Another Section Of The Studio Audience Who Weren't Laughing: LOL LOL THEY'RE LAUGHING SO WE SHOULD TOO, LOL!
The First Part Of The Studio Audience Aagain: LAUGH HARDER, WE HAVE TO BEAT THESE GUYS, LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!
(The sexy teenage daughter walks in. She's not actually all that sexy but is dressed in a stereotypical sexy way so you know she's sexy.)
Man: And where have you been, young lady?
Woman: Go easy on her.
Man: Yeah, like how you were EASY in highschool? I don't think so!
Daughter: I was getting BANGED...
Man: WHAT!?
Daughter: ...I went to the shooting range with my right wing friends! We call that getting banned!
Man: Oh!
(The smartarse son comes home.)
Woman: And where have YOU been, young man?
Man: Go easy on her.
Woman: What, like how you were EASILY manipulating by your boss into taking a low paying job with longer hours?
Son: I was out RAPING...
Woman: WHAT?!
Son: ...some kid's childhood! I showed him the original, 1977 version of Star Wars, then showed him the 1997 crappy special edition! I killed his imagination forever!
Man: Ha! That's exactly the kid of wacky, cynical thing a son of mine would do!
Son: Thanks pop!
(The father and son play air guitar for ten minutes.)
Daughter: I hope I have my peroid soon!
Woman: What!?
Daughter: My PEROID of reflection!
Woman: Oh!
(A pregnancy test falls out of the daughter's handbag.)
Daughter: Oops!
Woman: WHAT!?
(The man and son stop playing air guitar.)
Man: Who's the father!? WHO IS IT!
Daughter: Dad, I love him!
Son: But tell him what he is!
Daughter: You evil little shit!
Man: What is he, WHAT IS HE?!
Daughter: He's...he's...a traffic warden!
Man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Show is cancelled by FOX in its prime, the end)
________________________--
MAYBE I SHOULD WRITE A SONG
_______________________-
What, what, what...
What's that thing over there!?
It's CaptainWacky!
What's he doing over there!?
He's crying!
Why's he crying over there!?
He's a retard!
What's his fucking problem anyway?
I said, what's his fucking problem anyway?
I'm out of phase!
Like Geordi and Ro!
I'm not quite human!
Would never go to a ho!
Wouldn't know what to do!
With a girl in his bed!
Wouldn't know what to do!
Even with a guy instead!
He's wrong!
He ain't quite right!
He's wrong!
He's a total gobshite!
Now I understand, it's just CaptainCrappy!
Now I understand, he can't even rappy!
Look at his face, it's the face he deserves!
He's got no sanity left, none in reserve!
He should kill himself, but he can't even do that!
He should kill himself, but he's a worthless twat!
He fears what he doesn't understand, and he doesn't understand much!
Lock him up in a cage, or like a rabbit in a hutch!
I'm out of phase!
Like Geordi and Ro!
I'm not quite human!
Would never go to a ho!
Wouldn't know what to do!
With a girl in his bed!
Wouldn't know what to do!
Even with a guy instead!
He's wrong!
He ain't quite right!
He's wrong!
He's a total gobshite!
Yeah, yeah, just somebody shoot him!
Yeah, yeah, maybe Vladamir Putin!
_________________-
ANYWAY
__________________-
do we all end up wit the face we deserve?
If you have the face of a twat are you destined to be a twat?
Even if you try not to be a twat you still have a twat's face.
People will treat you like a twat.
You might find yourself being a twat without even meaning to!
So what's the point of trying?
No one succesful has the face of someone not successful!
g
asjgk______---
g
agki
WHatgljgh
THIS WAS A GOOD EDITION OF THING OF TH EDAY WASN'T IT
jkljklsdfhjkldhjklsdh dfhi fhdjkl ha sGIGH
see
that doesn't mean anything
it help me vent my frustrations
but it doesn't mean anything
SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUMS FUCK SHIT
that's better becasue at least it's words
but it wasn't as satisfying for me
I still had to think a little to form the words
random angry formless key attacks are so much more fun g
sdh
fsdjklfhjklsdhji sdfh opdfyh
sdfh
sfh fhsdfhl l JKLDLSLFHK SDJJG
DFHS
JH SDFHKL SHSITS LDGNKSJ SGLKD SHLGL ASDF FUKC UFK C SUDFKU FSKLGJKK Ssgd
g
sg
h
ds gk sdkgh sgK SLOOOK AT AME I'M AS HAPPY AS A DEAD BABY
I can kind of get in a rhythym sometimes and type words at the end
but it's not enough
it's never enough
_______________________________________________
HAGRID HAS A BETTER LILFE THAN ME
ther'e snot point telling me about your life
#I dwon't understand
it's like telling an alien
that's what it is
imagine yourself on an alien world
THAt'S ME
not just that I don't like mainstream tv (even though I do) or music or food (mainstream food) just that EVERYTING IS WRONG AND ALIEN A BIT
it's all just a bit dnl
nj
df
h
sdhf
sh
dh REALITY DIVERGEd
_____________________-----
h
sdhjh
gh________--h
sd
hkgsdh kg HHH THE GAME THE BIG H THE BIG HEROIN JUNKIE
_________________________
SIT COM SCRIPT
Man: Hi hoeny, I'm home!
Woman: About time, you're dinner's getting cold!
Man: As cold as you are in bed?
Studio Audience: WHOOOO! WHOOOT!
Woman: You want me to spit in your dinner TWICE tonight instead of the usual once?
Man: Actually, yeah, the chicken's always too dry anyway!
Studio Audience: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!
Another Section Of The Studio Audience Who Weren't Laughing: LOL LOL THEY'RE LAUGHING SO WE SHOULD TOO, LOL!
The First Part Of The Studio Audience Aagain: LAUGH HARDER, WE HAVE TO BEAT THESE GUYS, LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!
(The sexy teenage daughter walks in. She's not actually all that sexy but is dressed in a stereotypical sexy way so you know she's sexy.)
Man: And where have you been, young lady?
Woman: Go easy on her.
Man: Yeah, like how you were EASY in highschool? I don't think so!
Daughter: I was getting BANGED...
Man: WHAT!?
Daughter: ...I went to the shooting range with my right wing friends! We call that getting banned!
Man: Oh!
(The smartarse son comes home.)
Woman: And where have YOU been, young man?
Man: Go easy on her.
Woman: What, like how you were EASILY manipulating by your boss into taking a low paying job with longer hours?
Son: I was out RAPING...
Woman: WHAT?!
Son: ...some kid's childhood! I showed him the original, 1977 version of Star Wars, then showed him the 1997 crappy special edition! I killed his imagination forever!
Man: Ha! That's exactly the kid of wacky, cynical thing a son of mine would do!
Son: Thanks pop!
(The father and son play air guitar for ten minutes.)
Daughter: I hope I have my peroid soon!
Woman: What!?
Daughter: My PEROID of reflection!
Woman: Oh!
(A pregnancy test falls out of the daughter's handbag.)
Daughter: Oops!
Woman: WHAT!?
(The man and son stop playing air guitar.)
Man: Who's the father!? WHO IS IT!
Daughter: Dad, I love him!
Son: But tell him what he is!
Daughter: You evil little shit!
Man: What is he, WHAT IS HE?!
Daughter: He's...he's...a traffic warden!
Man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Show is cancelled by FOX in its prime, the end)
________________________--
MAYBE I SHOULD WRITE A SONG
_______________________-
What, what, what...
What's that thing over there!?
It's CaptainWacky!
What's he doing over there!?
He's crying!
Why's he crying over there!?
He's a retard!
What's his fucking problem anyway?
I said, what's his fucking problem anyway?
I'm out of phase!
Like Geordi and Ro!
I'm not quite human!
Would never go to a ho!
Wouldn't know what to do!
With a girl in his bed!
Wouldn't know what to do!
Even with a guy instead!
He's wrong!
He ain't quite right!
He's wrong!
He's a total gobshite!
Now I understand, it's just CaptainCrappy!
Now I understand, he can't even rappy!
Look at his face, it's the face he deserves!
He's got no sanity left, none in reserve!
He should kill himself, but he can't even do that!
He should kill himself, but he's a worthless twat!
He fears what he doesn't understand, and he doesn't understand much!
Lock him up in a cage, or like a rabbit in a hutch!
I'm out of phase!
Like Geordi and Ro!
I'm not quite human!
Would never go to a ho!
Wouldn't know what to do!
With a girl in his bed!
Wouldn't know what to do!
Even with a guy instead!
He's wrong!
He ain't quite right!
He's wrong!
He's a total gobshite!
Yeah, yeah, just somebody shoot him!
Yeah, yeah, maybe Vladamir Putin!
_________________-
ANYWAY
__________________-
do we all end up wit the face we deserve?
If you have the face of a twat are you destined to be a twat?
Even if you try not to be a twat you still have a twat's face.
People will treat you like a twat.
You might find yourself being a twat without even meaning to!
So what's the point of trying?
No one succesful has the face of someone not successful!
g
asjgk______---
g
agki
WHatgljgh
THIS WAS A GOOD EDITION OF THING OF TH EDAY WASN'T IT
