CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
and so
after the last thing of the day wher ei look to a lifeless immortal future
this is the dark mirror
where there is nothing
because i have to always remind you
that there is nothing
sometimes there will be something
but then there will be nothing to balance it out
there is life
and then there is nothing
and the nothing lasts longer
the nothing is forever
there is nothing
_____________
GRAPE MAN BOUGHT A NEW HOUSE
"I HAVE A NEW HOUSE IT'S MADE OUT OF SWEET CATS," HE EXPLAINED TO A DOG
"WOOF WOOF!" SAID THE DOG, BARKING AT THE HOUSE BECAUSE DOGS ALWAYS BARK AT SWEETS CATS
"STOP BARKING AT MY HOUSE!" SAID GRAPE MAN
"BARK BARK!" SAID THE DOG
AND HE WENT ON THAT WAY UNTIL MISTER GRAPE COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE AND RAN THE DOG OVER WITH HIS CAR
HE WAS ARRESTED BY A POLICE HORSE
"WHY KILL THE DOG?" THE HORSE ASKED "WHY NOT JUST BUY EAR MUFFS?"
"WHY SHOULD I HAVE FUCKING BOUGHT EAR MUFFS" SAID THE GRAPE MAN
"TO AVOID KILLING THE DOG!"
"I'M NOT IN THE WRONG HERE! THE DOG WAS BARKING LIKE A FUCKTARD!"
THE POLICE HORSE JUST SIGHED AND BRUTALLY EXECUTED GRAPE MAN ON THE SPOT ENDING THIS STORY
_________________________
hahaha
funny story there
and now a word from our sponsors
it's me
i'm sponsoring my own misery
and now a story about a hot woman
___________
I'M A HOT WOMAN
_______________
good story
what are women REALLY like
probaly like men but except they're women instead
that's probably what they're like
I've never met one personally
maybe I should make one
out of sausage meat
and then eat her
EAT HER FEET FIRST
women
can't live with them
____________________
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are yo not entertained?
ARE YOU NOT A LINE FROM A MOVIE?
is this long enough to be a thing of the day yet
maybe I could say more lines from movies
MEEP MEEP I'M R2 D2 AND I'M HERE TO FUCK THE JAWAS
remember that line
in Star trek
Spock
SPOCK
he's not real
Star Trek isn't real
it tells you of a hopeful fture where you can have sex on holodecks
but it's not real
there are no holodecks
you can't have sex
unless you can be a normal person
but lol
normal people
wtiht their normally fucntioning brains and wihtout the constant URGE TO ESCAPE
who needs them
well I do
don't
but
if I was one
i wouldn't be me
so I owuldn' tknow antyn
I'm only me because of me
i am an unique pereceptionve
dgashjda
g
gf
gpoint of view
I'm this point of view
the point of view created by my brain chemistry and memories
so if i was normal
i wouldn't exist
logically
so i can't ever by normal
or I'd disappear
dmn
of coures this version of my is temporary
it's already gone
illllll go to sleep and i'll disappear
HOW CAN ANYONE BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFe
fukc's sake
but really
i mean
there is nothing
it's all a big circular joke
i just remember
that's all
one day i won't
STORY ABOUT BATMAN
___________
BATMAN: HI KIDS I'm TV'S BATMAN AND I'M HERE TODAY TO WARN YOU NOT TO WANK OVER ROBIN'S HOT ASS
ROBIN: GEE KIDS YOU BETTER LISTEN
BATMAN: SHUT UP ROBIN NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SPEAK WE JUST WANT TO WANK OVER YOUR HOT ASS BUT DON'T DO IT KIDS
ROBIN: GEE WHIZZ BATMAN WANKING IS BAD IT'LL MAKE YOU GO BLIND
BATMAN: EXACTLY I'M BLIND FROM WANKING OVER YOU ROBIN
ROBIN: GOLLY
BATMAN: WELL THAT'S WHY I STARTED FUCKING YOU INSTEAD TO GET MY EYE SIGHT BACK
ROBIN: GOSH
BATMAN: NOW I JUST SPEND EVERY FUCKING DAY FUCKING ROBIN UP THE ASS
ROBIN: IT'S TRUE I CAN'T EVEN WALK ANYMORE
BATMAN: AND THE CRIMINALS RUN RIOT THROUGHOUT GOTHAM KILLING MILLIONS AND I DON'T EVEN NOTICE BECAUSE I'M FUCKING ROBIN
ROBIN: IT'S TRUE
BATMAN: SO LET THAT BE A WARNING KIDS WANKING OVER ROBIN LEADS TO DEATH
ROBIN: UHH BATMAN THE JOKER MURDERED ALL THE KIDS WE'VE BEEN TALKING TO DEAD BODIES
BATMAN: IT'S BEEN TNE MINUTES WITHOUT A SHAG ROBIN SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME POUDN YOU
ROBIN: GOLLY
THE SAD EDN
__________
end
not edn
end
it's te endn
g
of eveythtin
so grey
time delay
inmy brain
not really itneracting with reality
everything behind a vague grey veil
always
after the last thing of the day wher ei look to a lifeless immortal future
this is the dark mirror
where there is nothing
because i have to always remind you
that there is nothing
sometimes there will be something
but then there will be nothing to balance it out
there is life
and then there is nothing
and the nothing lasts longer
the nothing is forever
there is nothing
_____________
GRAPE MAN BOUGHT A NEW HOUSE
"I HAVE A NEW HOUSE IT'S MADE OUT OF SWEET CATS," HE EXPLAINED TO A DOG
"WOOF WOOF!" SAID THE DOG, BARKING AT THE HOUSE BECAUSE DOGS ALWAYS BARK AT SWEETS CATS
"STOP BARKING AT MY HOUSE!" SAID GRAPE MAN
"BARK BARK!" SAID THE DOG
AND HE WENT ON THAT WAY UNTIL MISTER GRAPE COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE AND RAN THE DOG OVER WITH HIS CAR
HE WAS ARRESTED BY A POLICE HORSE
"WHY KILL THE DOG?" THE HORSE ASKED "WHY NOT JUST BUY EAR MUFFS?"
"WHY SHOULD I HAVE FUCKING BOUGHT EAR MUFFS" SAID THE GRAPE MAN
"TO AVOID KILLING THE DOG!"
"I'M NOT IN THE WRONG HERE! THE DOG WAS BARKING LIKE A FUCKTARD!"
THE POLICE HORSE JUST SIGHED AND BRUTALLY EXECUTED GRAPE MAN ON THE SPOT ENDING THIS STORY
_________________________
hahaha
funny story there
and now a word from our sponsors
it's me
i'm sponsoring my own misery
and now a story about a hot woman
___________
I'M A HOT WOMAN
_______________
good story
what are women REALLY like
probaly like men but except they're women instead
that's probably what they're like
I've never met one personally
maybe I should make one
out of sausage meat
and then eat her
EAT HER FEET FIRST
women
can't live with them
____________________
ghfhghdhjjjjjllllllllllllllllllllll
rfghhf9999999999999
are yo not entertained?
ARE YOU NOT A LINE FROM A MOVIE?
is this long enough to be a thing of the day yet
maybe I could say more lines from movies
MEEP MEEP I'M R2 D2 AND I'M HERE TO FUCK THE JAWAS
remember that line
in Star trek
Spock
SPOCK
he's not real
Star Trek isn't real
it tells you of a hopeful fture where you can have sex on holodecks
but it's not real
there are no holodecks
you can't have sex
unless you can be a normal person
but lol
normal people
wtiht their normally fucntioning brains and wihtout the constant URGE TO ESCAPE
who needs them
well I do
don't
but
if I was one
i wouldn't be me
so I owuldn' tknow antyn
I'm only me because of me
i am an unique pereceptionve
dgashjda
g
gf
gpoint of view
I'm this point of view
the point of view created by my brain chemistry and memories
so if i was normal
i wouldn't exist
logically
so i can't ever by normal
or I'd disappear
dmn
of coures this version of my is temporary
it's already gone
illllll go to sleep and i'll disappear
HOW CAN ANYONE BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFe
fukc's sake
but really
i mean
there is nothing
it's all a big circular joke
i just remember
that's all
one day i won't
STORY ABOUT BATMAN
___________
BATMAN: HI KIDS I'm TV'S BATMAN AND I'M HERE TODAY TO WARN YOU NOT TO WANK OVER ROBIN'S HOT ASS
ROBIN: GEE KIDS YOU BETTER LISTEN
BATMAN: SHUT UP ROBIN NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SPEAK WE JUST WANT TO WANK OVER YOUR HOT ASS BUT DON'T DO IT KIDS
ROBIN: GEE WHIZZ BATMAN WANKING IS BAD IT'LL MAKE YOU GO BLIND
BATMAN: EXACTLY I'M BLIND FROM WANKING OVER YOU ROBIN
ROBIN: GOLLY
BATMAN: WELL THAT'S WHY I STARTED FUCKING YOU INSTEAD TO GET MY EYE SIGHT BACK
ROBIN: GOSH
BATMAN: NOW I JUST SPEND EVERY FUCKING DAY FUCKING ROBIN UP THE ASS
ROBIN: IT'S TRUE I CAN'T EVEN WALK ANYMORE
BATMAN: AND THE CRIMINALS RUN RIOT THROUGHOUT GOTHAM KILLING MILLIONS AND I DON'T EVEN NOTICE BECAUSE I'M FUCKING ROBIN
ROBIN: IT'S TRUE
BATMAN: SO LET THAT BE A WARNING KIDS WANKING OVER ROBIN LEADS TO DEATH
ROBIN: UHH BATMAN THE JOKER MURDERED ALL THE KIDS WE'VE BEEN TALKING TO DEAD BODIES
BATMAN: IT'S BEEN TNE MINUTES WITHOUT A SHAG ROBIN SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME POUDN YOU
ROBIN: GOLLY
THE SAD EDN
__________
end
not edn
end
it's te endn
g
of eveythtin
so grey
time delay
inmy brain
not really itneracting with reality
everything behind a vague grey veil
always
