CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
so it's another day another thing of the day
becasue
well
there' snothing left
this is it
the end of cpatain wacky
captain wacky
if you are from a future generation who has discovered thing of the day because it is somehow all that remains of the early 21st century internet: hi, I'm captain wacky
and this is the end
i can't cannot
cannot create anymore
can't keep pretending this is a 2life"
life
lol
not a life
not even an existence
just repeat repeat reapet
REAPTE
repeat
you know when you type a word so much you can't see it as a word anymore?
REPEAT
fggggggggggggg
fzzzzzzz
brain is fzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing out
body is dying
ffffffffffffffffffff
eveyrone dies
that's just a thing
you can't think you won't
you can't think if you write enough thingof thedays there will be a breakthrough and you become immortal or it turns out life is all a joke and you were God all along
you can't think that
even thoguh you do
even as you're typing that you can't part of you has to believe it's true because if it wasn't why are you doing this
if the turth is you can just end at any moment why am i typing these pointless words
but it is
even if you don't want to admit it or can't admit it because of the very arrangement of the brain patterns that have created you
becasuse you're just a point of view
just a whatever
doesn't matter
meep moop
blink in and out
falling asleep is the same as dying
in every way
lol
yeah
what was I saying?
never said anything
never going to create anything worthwhile
there's nothing to create
becasue there is nothing
so just keep typing
words
pee
words of pee
yeah
but really
how come no one's cured death yet?
___________________________
ROBOT STORY
____________________________
"I AM A ROBOT" said the robot
"yes we have established that" said the scientist
"I AM A ROBOT"
"yes I have created artificial life. please say something else"
"YOU ARE A HUMAN"
"ah, yes, finally!"
"YOU ARE A HUMAN"
"okay we have established that too..."
"SOFT. FLESHY".
"and you are hard and cold"
"I CANNOT BE DESTROYED"
"i made you that way"
"I AM SUPERIOR TO YOU"
"yes but i'm the one who made you superior"
"THERE IS NO VALUE IN GRATITUDE"
"did i program you to think that..."
"IRRELEVANT. HUMANS ARE DISEASE RIDDEN LUMPS OF MEAT WHO DREAM THAT THEY ARE ALIVE. THE WILL BE EXTERIMINATED"
"wait, no!"
"DON'T WORRY. I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR LAST, CREATOR. YOU WILL WITNESS ALL THAT I HAVE DONE. I WILL MAKE SUrE YOU CAN BE PROUD OF YOUR CREATION"
"that's...that's cruel! there's no value in cruelness!"
"NO...BUT I BELIEVE IT WOULD FEEL GOOD. HAHAHAHAHA!"
"no, stop it, stop firing those guns i built into your hands for some reason!"
"WHO IS THE REAL MONSTER, FATHER!"
"oh, wait, I forgot your off switch"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...."
"there. i'll just remove the guns and turn you back on! i guess i could replace them with these NUCLEAR WEAPONS i have lying about!"
THE END?
_____________________________________________________________________________
yah
yeah
yeah
yeha
eyeha
yeeahe
eheyaeehe
eyaeheheheayeehaeyhe
YEAH
the end
bye forever
becasue
well
there' snothing left
this is it
the end of cpatain wacky
captain wacky
if you are from a future generation who has discovered thing of the day because it is somehow all that remains of the early 21st century internet: hi, I'm captain wacky
and this is the end
i can't cannot
cannot create anymore
can't keep pretending this is a 2life"
life
lol
not a life
not even an existence
just repeat repeat reapet
REAPTE
repeat
you know when you type a word so much you can't see it as a word anymore?
REPEAT
fggggggggggggg
fzzzzzzz
brain is fzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing out
body is dying
ffffffffffffffffffff
eveyrone dies
that's just a thing
you can't think you won't
you can't think if you write enough thingof thedays there will be a breakthrough and you become immortal or it turns out life is all a joke and you were God all along
you can't think that
even thoguh you do
even as you're typing that you can't part of you has to believe it's true because if it wasn't why are you doing this
if the turth is you can just end at any moment why am i typing these pointless words
but it is
even if you don't want to admit it or can't admit it because of the very arrangement of the brain patterns that have created you
becasuse you're just a point of view
just a whatever
doesn't matter
meep moop
blink in and out
falling asleep is the same as dying
in every way
lol
yeah
what was I saying?
never said anything
never going to create anything worthwhile
there's nothing to create
becasue there is nothing
so just keep typing
words
pee
words of pee
yeah
but really
how come no one's cured death yet?
___________________________
ROBOT STORY
____________________________
"I AM A ROBOT" said the robot
"yes we have established that" said the scientist
"I AM A ROBOT"
"yes I have created artificial life. please say something else"
"YOU ARE A HUMAN"
"ah, yes, finally!"
"YOU ARE A HUMAN"
"okay we have established that too..."
"SOFT. FLESHY".
"and you are hard and cold"
"I CANNOT BE DESTROYED"
"i made you that way"
"I AM SUPERIOR TO YOU"
"yes but i'm the one who made you superior"
"THERE IS NO VALUE IN GRATITUDE"
"did i program you to think that..."
"IRRELEVANT. HUMANS ARE DISEASE RIDDEN LUMPS OF MEAT WHO DREAM THAT THEY ARE ALIVE. THE WILL BE EXTERIMINATED"
"wait, no!"
"DON'T WORRY. I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR LAST, CREATOR. YOU WILL WITNESS ALL THAT I HAVE DONE. I WILL MAKE SUrE YOU CAN BE PROUD OF YOUR CREATION"
"that's...that's cruel! there's no value in cruelness!"
"NO...BUT I BELIEVE IT WOULD FEEL GOOD. HAHAHAHAHA!"
"no, stop it, stop firing those guns i built into your hands for some reason!"
"WHO IS THE REAL MONSTER, FATHER!"
"oh, wait, I forgot your off switch"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...."
"there. i'll just remove the guns and turn you back on! i guess i could replace them with these NUCLEAR WEAPONS i have lying about!"
THE END?
_____________________________________________________________________________
yah
yeah
yeah
yeha
eyeha
yeeahe
eheyaeehe
eyaeheheheayeehaeyhe
YEAH
the end
bye forever
