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thing of the day (thing+488)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
ggggggggggggggg


what's a thin


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what's a thing

what's a dya

what's an "of"

doesn't "of" mean the same as "have"

that's why people say "should of" right?

hhahahahahahha



we are getting closer to thing+500

which will of course be the 501st thing

but it's the name that ocounts

people will see 500 in the name and thing it's the 500th thing

ideas have power

they're theo nly thing that doea

sdg

gf
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gfsoggy brain

too hot

ideas

are

all

there

is

and then wie'll finaly fucking see

will i end at 500

i should have ended at some reandom number

the way life ends

instead of setting up a plan to end at 500

but life is a story we tell ourselves

and my story is thing of the day

the story of pointlessness

but it can still have a nice even ending!

let's check in with Charles Horse now

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Charles Horse was trapped in his own head. He could only ever be Charles Horse. It had drive him, not insane, but...smaller. He kept retreating further and further into himself, but being inside himself was the problem. He couldn't find the way out because there was no way out. As you can imagine, this was very stressful. He felt nothing but stress. He tried to retreat from that too, but got lost in his stress. He carved out little niches in the stress to live in, but found nothing but more Charles Horse inside. New stress started to fill his niches. Everywhere he fled it was there. Even when he slept he'd dream he was back at school fleeing down endless corridors from bullies or trying to reach a class in time. He wake and want to go back to sleep again. At least it was better than being awake, slightly. He sometimes felt like rolling around naked in the mud in the dead of night, just to see if he was alive.

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that "mud" plot twist was unexpecteD!

Charles horse there

always being fictonal

I'm sure glad he doesn't reprsent things that live inside of me!

lol

imagine being nromal and having normal realationshpip

fucking neurotypicals don't kow how good they have it

but i live in the neurotypcial worlds


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gfs

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no this is important

I love in the neurotypical world

of course I do

there's nowhere else to live

so everything around me is for neurotypicals

and they're always being told "be yourself!" and crap like that

and it's all I hear even though it's not aimed at me

so of course it affects me a little

of course part of me thinks if I be myself and be nice and everything then somehow I'll magically have a relatisonship with another human being

but I'm not equiped to do so becaues I'm not a fucking neurotypical

so nothign ever happens no mater how much of "myself" I am

becasue Msyelf is the person who has posted 489 posts like this on this obscure message board late at night

does that sound like someone who's going to be rewarded by being himself?
 
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