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thing of the day (thing+491)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I was going to write a new Johnny Nose charactgerfldsag


gf

start again

I was going to write a new Johnny Nose chapter.

But who am I kidding.

There's not enough of me left now to make that happen.

All I'm capable of is thing of the day.

Because with thing of the day you don't even have to try, man.

And you can just say "well I'm writing a bad thing of the day on purpose to make a point about the futility of all human struggle."

When really I'm too lazy man.

Too fuckdamn lazy.

And anxious.

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Sounds all around him cutting through him, from all angles, never stopping, too loud, but also too quiet, couldn't hear what they were, couldn't make them out, that made it worse the not knowing what was that behind him now, he was fucking angry, he span round and fucking screamed at it...at his cat. The poor thing ran away.

Still he couldn't take it. How could he explain? How could he say that he felt physical pain from sounds? That each sound cut into him. That they disturbed him. That...he couldn't even explain it to himself. He was so ridiculous. All he wanted to do was lie in a silent room forever.

BUT HIS ROOM WAS FULL OF DEAD BODIES OF THE PEOPLE HE'D MURDERED FOR MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE LOL PLOT TWIST!

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yeah

that wans't good

but maybe it wasn't good ON PURPOSE LOL

or not

who cars

f

cares

not cars

fuck jeremy clarkson

fuck eveyrone anywone likes

ufg

fucking neurotypicals

you're being lied to

you only like the things you like because of groupthink

because you're being told to

people are lying to you

your brain is lying to you

stop liking things

you're not an individual if you like things

free your mind

be like me

hate everything

or just don't care

if you "get" somthing you're buying into constructs

all of you

ALL OF YOU

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that was a bitter rant wasn't it foks!

and now a word from our sponsor

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AND I JUST SET FIRE TO YOUR FEET

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I'M SUCH A SHIT!

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Sarah there

no

that was a typig

typo

typing error

it was Satah

sa
gh
maybe GOD i s stopping me typing his name
seemmss unlikleyh though

my body hutttttttttts

hurts


haha

someone's going to read this in the future and say 2Why ddid I read the2

because language has evolved and that's how you say "why did I read this?" in the future

that's hwy

that's why I do it

to confuse the future

to let them know this is what people used to do in the past

well

not people

me

whatever the fuck I am

not a person

just a thing

of the day
 
If humanity every makes contact with an alien intelligence they will probably come to us in the form of robots due to the distances travelled, but what if those robots have become something more in their vast intergalactic star trek? What if they have become...Gods?
 
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