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CaptainWacky

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sometimes you think about dying and you feel really sad

but sometimes you think about dying and you realise that nothing matters and life is a joke and you feel strangely joyful and have a good wank

but yeah

imagine you died

what would you do afteR?

mnothing

nothing!

you die all the time

you're just the cuurrent point of view

you probably died while typing this

stopped to scratch myself

died

it's not realy a thing is it

death

continuity is a lie

or something

no wait

death is a big thing

of course it fucking is

fuck's sake

PLEASE CURE DEATH BEFORE I DIE, SCIENTISTS

I almost stopped worrying about death for a minute there!

that's why people die

no but really

you could die right now

so

might as well smile like a lunatic

if only Charles Horse knew that...

___________________________________________

Charles Horse was in the bath. He felt nothing. His brain was just a grey circle. He felt nothing. He was washing himself with little effort.

He looked down at the water without thinking. Suddenly he had a memory. A specific memory, but he couldn't remember specifically when it had been or what he'd been doing. He'd been playing in the bath, he knew that. As a child. The bath had looked bigger then because he had been smaller. For a moment he was back there. He had a boat or something? But then it was gone and he was grey again. How could he ever have been the person in that memory?

Charles horse wished he could go back to childhood.

______________________________________________

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Once we boys grow into men, our bathtoys are narrowed down to one. The one that's attached to us. The one we could plug up the drain with (if genetics were kind to us).
 
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