CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"Imagine the most precious thing in the universe. It's the only reason you're alive. The only reason any of us can know reality. Now imagine it's being carried around in a week, fragile, casing. That the casting is aging. That it could be easily destroyed at any moment. What am I talking about? THE HUMAN BRAIN, THAT'S WHAT."
"Yeah, I got that."
"Did the universe even exist before the human brain evolved?"
"Umm...yes? It definitely did?"
"But there was no one there to observe it, right?"
"Yeah..."
"Things can only exist if they're observed! Isn't that a thing? That cat thing? Something about strings?"
"No."
"What's wrong with you tonight?"
"It's 3am."
"I can't get to sleep."
"Neither can I."
"Well that makes sense."
"Have you been thinking about Donkey Kong again?"
"No! Not until you just mentioned him..."
"What is with you..."
"HE'S ALWAYS WATCHING."
"Get to sleep."
"Okay."
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"You're awake again."
"I need to pee."
"No you don't."
"I sometimes need to pee when I wake up. If I pee now, I won't have to pee when I wake up."
"But you don't need to pee now."
"I can squeeze it out."
"Remember that time you squeezed too hard and damaged your cock and couldn't wank for a month?"
"I wanked anyone."
"And your cock still hasn't fully recovered."
"Okay I won't pee. Or wank. I'll just think about Donkey Kong."
"...you raise a good point."
"I can't be bothered moving now. I'll just see how long I can lie still for."
"At least close your eyes. You might get to sleep."
"There's no challenging staying still in your sleep!"
"You move around in your sleep anyway..."
"How can you know that if it' can't be observed!"
"Don't start that again."
"Okay."
"Can we got to sleep now?"
"Which one of us is Charles Horse?"
"...I can't even remember anymore."
"Sad, isn't it?"
"What?"
"Our life."
"Yeah. Yeah it is."
"Donkey Kong never has to think about stuff like this..."
"What's why he's not like us."
"He's not like us because he doesn't have time to think like us or he doesn't need the time to think like us because he doesn't think like us?"
"He's not real."
"But I have observed him..."
"Oh shut up."
"Yes, Charles."
"Don't call me that. I remember now. You're Charles Horse. You have been from the beginning. You're holding me hostage."
"You can leave any time you want."
"I seem to keep waking up here."
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cHARLES L HROSE T
HE'S A HORES
CROOM CROM
THAt'S A WORD
CROOM
I JUSt MADE IT UP
IT MEANS HATE
"Yeah, I got that."
"Did the universe even exist before the human brain evolved?"
"Umm...yes? It definitely did?"
"But there was no one there to observe it, right?"
"Yeah..."
"Things can only exist if they're observed! Isn't that a thing? That cat thing? Something about strings?"
"No."
"What's wrong with you tonight?"
"It's 3am."
"I can't get to sleep."
"Neither can I."
"Well that makes sense."
"Have you been thinking about Donkey Kong again?"
"No! Not until you just mentioned him..."
"What is with you..."
"HE'S ALWAYS WATCHING."
"Get to sleep."
"Okay."
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"You're awake again."
"I need to pee."
"No you don't."
"I sometimes need to pee when I wake up. If I pee now, I won't have to pee when I wake up."
"But you don't need to pee now."
"I can squeeze it out."
"Remember that time you squeezed too hard and damaged your cock and couldn't wank for a month?"
"I wanked anyone."
"And your cock still hasn't fully recovered."
"Okay I won't pee. Or wank. I'll just think about Donkey Kong."
"...you raise a good point."
"I can't be bothered moving now. I'll just see how long I can lie still for."
"At least close your eyes. You might get to sleep."
"There's no challenging staying still in your sleep!"
"You move around in your sleep anyway..."
"How can you know that if it' can't be observed!"
"Don't start that again."
"Okay."
"Can we got to sleep now?"
"Which one of us is Charles Horse?"
"...I can't even remember anymore."
"Sad, isn't it?"
"What?"
"Our life."
"Yeah. Yeah it is."
"Donkey Kong never has to think about stuff like this..."
"What's why he's not like us."
"He's not like us because he doesn't have time to think like us or he doesn't need the time to think like us because he doesn't think like us?"
"He's not real."
"But I have observed him..."
"Oh shut up."
"Yes, Charles."
"Don't call me that. I remember now. You're Charles Horse. You have been from the beginning. You're holding me hostage."
"You can leave any time you want."
"I seem to keep waking up here."
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cHARLES L HROSE T
HE'S A HORES
CROOM CROM
THAt'S A WORD
CROOM
I JUSt MADE IT UP
IT MEANS HATE