CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"Nothing."
"What are you doing?"
"Nothing."
"Why do you keep saying nothing."
"I only said it twice...nothing."
"Yes but I know what you're going to say before you say it."
"Nothing."
"Funny that, isn't it? How we have our thoughts before we HAVE our thoughts, if you follow my meaning?"
"Nothing."
"Like you can't just think something without pre-thinking it. Go ahead, try it. Try to come up with a spontaneous thought."
"Nothing."
"See? You knew what the thought was when you came up with it. So it wasn't spontaneous. You just repeated what your brain told you to think."
"Nothing."
"We're just puppets."
"Nothing."
"WOULD YOU STOP."
"Nothing."
"I know why you're doing it. You think you're nothing...or you can make yourself nothing...by thinking about nothing. Except you're not thinking about nothing you're just thinking the word nothing which, in itself, is something."
"Yeah..."
"You'll never make yourself disappear."
"Not until I die."
"Doesn't count. You won't KNOW you're dead when you die, just like you didn't know you hadn't been born yet before you were born."
"Yeah."
"So why don't we do something!"
"Laugh out loud."
"Yeah, I know."
"What would we do."
"Why are you even asking that? We know the answer."
"Nothing."
"That's why you were saying it."
"What do you think it's like to be normal, Charles?"
"That is impossible to know just as it is impossible for the normal to know what it would be like to be us, Charles."
"Meep meep!"
"What?"
"I just had a small moment of joy for no reason."
"You should know better than that by now."
"Nothing."
"That's better. That's all better."
"Which one Am I?"
"Why did you say Am like that?"
"I don't know."
"Hey maybe we've finally broken our brain."
"It'll just come back again after we sleep."
"Nothing."
"Nothing."
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why do i keep sitting like this
if it makes me hurt
why not sit another way
because when i do sti another way
i just fold back into this autmaticlaly
I just do it
that's whow lolfie ife!
that's how life is
don't you hate it when everything chagnes
oh wait
everything changes every day every minute every second
you live in a routine so you don't notice
bu tit's all changing
every year isn't the sameas the last
this feels the same as last year becausae it's getting to the end of Octobor and tha thas a special feeling
juls tlike all the years before
excep tit's a year later now
or five years later
or ten
or fifteen really
so you are much older and much unhleahtier on the inside
bu tyou feel like no time at all has bassed because you have that same end of October feeling as always
you're a fool
an old dying fool
years mean nothing
they're a lie
what's ayear
who cares if the sun has rotated the Earth (I know that's not a year) another time
you're a fucking biological living person
you shold count everything as time moving forward not just years
ever fucking second taking you closer to oblvion
to the end of everything
the end o fhte universe
there's no universe without you in it
what you leave behidn does'nt matter at all!
it dosn't exist
iyour ability to perceive the universe is all there is
treat that perception as a funtime
hahahahahaha
except you can't because that's not how life works man
you have to just sludge through the motions into old age if you make it
then wait to die
and nothign hapens at the end
you don't even get closing credits or anything
lol
then there's no more universe
no more world
who cares if people remember you
they're just rembering their own perception of you
they don't have your uniqe point of view
it's an insult to be rmemebered
the only thing any of us should do is strive towards immortality
real immortality
one day it will be achieved
but probabhly in about five thousand years
sorry
you were bonr too learly
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there's nothign supernatural either by the way!
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JOEY BRICK ATE A BABY
"MMM, I LOVE EATING BABIES" HE SAID
IT WAS A BABY COW
HE WAS EATING VEAL
THAT'S THE TWIST
THE END
"What are you doing?"
"Nothing."
"Why do you keep saying nothing."
"I only said it twice...nothing."
"Yes but I know what you're going to say before you say it."
"Nothing."
"Funny that, isn't it? How we have our thoughts before we HAVE our thoughts, if you follow my meaning?"
"Nothing."
"Like you can't just think something without pre-thinking it. Go ahead, try it. Try to come up with a spontaneous thought."
"Nothing."
"See? You knew what the thought was when you came up with it. So it wasn't spontaneous. You just repeated what your brain told you to think."
"Nothing."
"We're just puppets."
"Nothing."
"WOULD YOU STOP."
"Nothing."
"I know why you're doing it. You think you're nothing...or you can make yourself nothing...by thinking about nothing. Except you're not thinking about nothing you're just thinking the word nothing which, in itself, is something."
"Yeah..."
"You'll never make yourself disappear."
"Not until I die."
"Doesn't count. You won't KNOW you're dead when you die, just like you didn't know you hadn't been born yet before you were born."
"Yeah."
"So why don't we do something!"
"Laugh out loud."
"Yeah, I know."
"What would we do."
"Why are you even asking that? We know the answer."
"Nothing."
"That's why you were saying it."
"What do you think it's like to be normal, Charles?"
"That is impossible to know just as it is impossible for the normal to know what it would be like to be us, Charles."
"Meep meep!"
"What?"
"I just had a small moment of joy for no reason."
"You should know better than that by now."
"Nothing."
"That's better. That's all better."
"Which one Am I?"
"Why did you say Am like that?"
"I don't know."
"Hey maybe we've finally broken our brain."
"It'll just come back again after we sleep."
"Nothing."
"Nothing."
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hcaltlsk horsgd
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why do i keep sitting like this
if it makes me hurt
why not sit another way
because when i do sti another way
i just fold back into this autmaticlaly
I just do it
that's whow lolfie ife!
that's how life is
don't you hate it when everything chagnes
oh wait
everything changes every day every minute every second
you live in a routine so you don't notice
bu tit's all changing
every year isn't the sameas the last
this feels the same as last year becausae it's getting to the end of Octobor and tha thas a special feeling
juls tlike all the years before
excep tit's a year later now
or five years later
or ten
or fifteen really
so you are much older and much unhleahtier on the inside
bu tyou feel like no time at all has bassed because you have that same end of October feeling as always
you're a fool
an old dying fool
years mean nothing
they're a lie
what's ayear
who cares if the sun has rotated the Earth (I know that's not a year) another time
you're a fucking biological living person
you shold count everything as time moving forward not just years
ever fucking second taking you closer to oblvion
to the end of everything
the end o fhte universe
there's no universe without you in it
what you leave behidn does'nt matter at all!
it dosn't exist
iyour ability to perceive the universe is all there is
treat that perception as a funtime
hahahahahaha
except you can't because that's not how life works man
you have to just sludge through the motions into old age if you make it
then wait to die
and nothign hapens at the end
you don't even get closing credits or anything
lol
then there's no more universe
no more world
who cares if people remember you
they're just rembering their own perception of you
they don't have your uniqe point of view
it's an insult to be rmemebered
the only thing any of us should do is strive towards immortality
real immortality
one day it will be achieved
but probabhly in about five thousand years
sorry
you were bonr too learly
fl
a
gh
gs
piygtg
t
gs
tg
g
g
this stg
ghithh
there's nothign supernatural either by the way!
______________________________________
JOEY BRICK ATE A BABY
"MMM, I LOVE EATING BABIES" HE SAID
IT WAS A BABY COW
HE WAS EATING VEAL
THAT'S THE TWIST
THE END