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thing of the day (thing+498)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

SAY SOMETING

SSYA

SAY SOMETHIGN IMPROTNAT AND PROFUND

MAKE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND

DON'T JUST GO BACK TO CHARLES HORSE

IT'S LAZY

THIS IS YOUR ONE AND ONLY LFIE

USE IT

NOW

..............

___________________

"Hello, Charles Horse."
"You didn't have to say that. We both know I'm Charles Horse."
"Why are you sweating?"
"I don't know."
"Why is there a tingling feeling in your penis most of the time?"
"Too much wanking?"
"Does that cause that?"
"I don't know. Google just always tells me about prostate cancer."
"Not good, Charles."
"I'll ignore it and it'll go away."
"Will it?"
"Yes. Everything in my life has always gone away if I've ignored it."
"Not death. That won't go away. The more you ignore it, the close you get to it."
"So if I think about death all the time it will never come?"
"No."
"I don't like being alive. I don't like getting older."
"Maybe if you did things..."
"LOL."
"Yeah. LOL."

______________________

"Do you ever have evil thoughts."
"Yes."
"They're not even thoughts, just feelings. Anger."
"Yes."
"You can't control where your thoughts come from."
"You can't control your thoughts."
"Right. So I shouldn't feel bad.
"All that matters is what you do."
"But I don't do anything."
"It's better than being bad?"
"I guess."
"Why is it so dark in here."
"It's late at night."
"I mean in my head."
"Oh."
"And I don't mean dark as in having dark thoughts....I just mean dark. Dull. Decaying. Nothing."
"Yeah that's a problem."

_________________________

AND SO ENDED THE THOUGHT PROCESS OF CHARLES HORSE FOREVCER

AFTER THAT DAY HE DECIDED TO NEVER THINKG ABOUT ANYTHIGN AGIAN

AN DHED WAS HAPPIER FOR IT

OR WAS HE!?!

___________________________

remember that time

umm

somketing good happen

you didn't feel pain all th etime

you didn't keep googling prostate cancer

you didn't keep googling EVERY TYPE OF FUCKING CANCER EVER

remembver that time

it's hard to remember

how come you did stuff when you were young

you were'nt any better than

you were still an austici mess

who'd make himself sick because he didn't want to go to school

and yet you would go back to those days in a second

afuckducmndskec

g
sa
egpsgfsgsghhhhhh

f
ag

ag

g
g
ggtgr5tetg

ff

gwankkk

and you could wank without worrying

wow

crazy days

and they never come back?

oka

y

we need robots

or aliens

or someone

to change reality

right now

let's think about it REALLY HARD

really squeeze our thinking modules

and it'll happen

won't it
lol

it has to!

come on!

enough fooling around

lower the veil
change reality

it's time

is'nt
tit
tgijastiai
tgjitiftitjjjjjjj

see this is just the words

im jtyping words becaues i won't ti to be 54 mintues past when i post this

just typing words

if you are reaindg this in the future you can skip to the end now

well this is the end

life is the end

you're born and that's the end

you should stay not born

you have potential there

it's all dowhoill once you start

let's all have self abortions
 
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