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rOBErt BLETRAN BACK FORM THE ASHES OF HIS OWN FUNERAL PYRE WHAT WILL JANEWAY SAY SHE SAID GOOD LUCK TO HIM I LIKE THE GUY BUT BELTRAN JUST SCOFFED AND SAID THAT BITCH SHE'D SAY ANYTHING AND yOU KNOW TIM RUSS WILL HE SUCKED NAD SO DID ROBERT DUNCAN MCNEIL THAT ASSCLOWN I'D FUCK THEM BOTH UP IN SINGLE COMBAT OR EVEN TWO ON ONE FUCK IT MAN BRING GARRETT WANT ALONG TOO AND I'LL KICK HIS ASS HE'LL BE TOO STONED TO EVEN PUT UP A FIGHT MAN I'M A BADASS COWBOY I AIN'T NO STINKING INDIAN YOU FUCKING STARING AT MY TATTOO I'LL HAVE YOUR EYE OUT WITH MY MASSIVE COCK OKAY ACHOOCIEMOYA YOU ASSCLOWNS YOU WANKSTAINS YOU SHELL JUBINS YOU BROWN-DETECTIVES YOU ARABJEWS I'M THE FUCKDAMN BELTMAN AND ALL YOU OTHER NIGGERS ARE JUST IMITATING EVEN THE ONES WHO HAVEN'T MET ME YOU CAN FUCKING SENSE MY PRESENCE AND YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME WHILE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FAGHOLES YOU CAN NEVER HAVE NONE OF ME THERE'S ONLY ONE ROBERT "THE FUCK" BELTRAN AND HE AINT DYING ANYTIME SOON LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT, LEARN TO FUCKING RESPECT ME OR YOU'LL WIND UP SIX FEET UNDER FUCKED UP THE ASS AND ABOVE ALL ELSE REMEMBER CHAKOTAY
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(Adam walked into the professor's house.)
professor: hello adam
adam: hello professor
professor: so formal!
adam: i'm very interested in your theories, professor
professor: are you? maybe you are now but once you hear what i have to say you'll dismiss them out of hand due to utter revulsion
adam: that's not true
professor: are you qualified to say so? tell me adam, do you like popular music? do you own DVDs?
adam: well, err, yes...
professor: and do you have other, more obscure interests?
adam: i'm a big fan of japanese professional wrestling
professor: excellent! i suppose you think that's rather quirky?
adam: never really thought about it
professor: it's human, adam. you are human.
adam: well, yeah...
professor: imagine someone who isn't human
adam: what do you?
professor: someone who, if you did a dna test, would show as human but exhibits none of the other characteristics of humanity.
adam: you mean someone with a mental impairmet...
professor: why must it be an impairment, adam? form there point of view it would be normal.
adam: but if it makes them unhuman...
professor: gives them an interesting perspective, doesn't it? imagine someone born in complete isolation, in a labratory, with no human conctact. would he develop human interests? would he ever be able to enjoy japanese wrestling, adam?
adam: i do not know
professor: maybe he would, if his brain structure was right. i'm not talking about someone like this lab rat, adam. i'm talking about someone wrong. someone whose brain does not release the right chemicals in reaction to stimulus. for that's all enjoyment is, adam, coaxing the right chemicals out....
adam: well, this is all very interesting, but i was more interesting in your theories regarding gender relations...
professor: hehehe, mine. tell me, adam, why did you call me professor?
adam: you are a professor.
professoer: you get a phone call, you believe right away it's the professor with the fascinating views on gender relations, you come over here to see him...but it wasn't from him, adam, it was form me!
adam: but you must be...
professor: i am your master
(adam got up to leave but found he had been glued to the chair.)
adam: what the fuck!?
professor: welcome to the rest of your lfie
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SEE REMEMBER THE THING YESTERDAY WITH THE GUY KEEPING THE OTHER GUY IN THE BASEMENT WELL THAT RIGHT THERE WAS THE PREQUEL HAHAHAHAHAHHA
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WE NEED MORE WORDS
people are struggling every day to express themselves these poor people you, yes you with lots of words, you must invent new words for these people to express themselves with, it behooves you to do so!
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rOBErt BLETRAN BACK FORM THE ASHES OF HIS OWN FUNERAL PYRE WHAT WILL JANEWAY SAY SHE SAID GOOD LUCK TO HIM I LIKE THE GUY BUT BELTRAN JUST SCOFFED AND SAID THAT BITCH SHE'D SAY ANYTHING AND yOU KNOW TIM RUSS WILL HE SUCKED NAD SO DID ROBERT DUNCAN MCNEIL THAT ASSCLOWN I'D FUCK THEM BOTH UP IN SINGLE COMBAT OR EVEN TWO ON ONE FUCK IT MAN BRING GARRETT WANT ALONG TOO AND I'LL KICK HIS ASS HE'LL BE TOO STONED TO EVEN PUT UP A FIGHT MAN I'M A BADASS COWBOY I AIN'T NO STINKING INDIAN YOU FUCKING STARING AT MY TATTOO I'LL HAVE YOUR EYE OUT WITH MY MASSIVE COCK OKAY ACHOOCIEMOYA YOU ASSCLOWNS YOU WANKSTAINS YOU SHELL JUBINS YOU BROWN-DETECTIVES YOU ARABJEWS I'M THE FUCKDAMN BELTMAN AND ALL YOU OTHER NIGGERS ARE JUST IMITATING EVEN THE ONES WHO HAVEN'T MET ME YOU CAN FUCKING SENSE MY PRESENCE AND YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME WHILE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FAGHOLES YOU CAN NEVER HAVE NONE OF ME THERE'S ONLY ONE ROBERT "THE FUCK" BELTRAN AND HE AINT DYING ANYTIME SOON LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT, LEARN TO FUCKING RESPECT ME OR YOU'LL WIND UP SIX FEET UNDER FUCKED UP THE ASS AND ABOVE ALL ELSE REMEMBER CHAKOTAY
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(Adam walked into the professor's house.)
professor: hello adam
adam: hello professor
professor: so formal!
adam: i'm very interested in your theories, professor
professor: are you? maybe you are now but once you hear what i have to say you'll dismiss them out of hand due to utter revulsion
adam: that's not true
professor: are you qualified to say so? tell me adam, do you like popular music? do you own DVDs?
adam: well, err, yes...
professor: and do you have other, more obscure interests?
adam: i'm a big fan of japanese professional wrestling
professor: excellent! i suppose you think that's rather quirky?
adam: never really thought about it
professor: it's human, adam. you are human.
adam: well, yeah...
professor: imagine someone who isn't human
adam: what do you?
professor: someone who, if you did a dna test, would show as human but exhibits none of the other characteristics of humanity.
adam: you mean someone with a mental impairmet...
professor: why must it be an impairment, adam? form there point of view it would be normal.
adam: but if it makes them unhuman...
professor: gives them an interesting perspective, doesn't it? imagine someone born in complete isolation, in a labratory, with no human conctact. would he develop human interests? would he ever be able to enjoy japanese wrestling, adam?
adam: i do not know
professor: maybe he would, if his brain structure was right. i'm not talking about someone like this lab rat, adam. i'm talking about someone wrong. someone whose brain does not release the right chemicals in reaction to stimulus. for that's all enjoyment is, adam, coaxing the right chemicals out....
adam: well, this is all very interesting, but i was more interesting in your theories regarding gender relations...
professor: hehehe, mine. tell me, adam, why did you call me professor?
adam: you are a professor.
professoer: you get a phone call, you believe right away it's the professor with the fascinating views on gender relations, you come over here to see him...but it wasn't from him, adam, it was form me!
adam: but you must be...
professor: i am your master
(adam got up to leave but found he had been glued to the chair.)
adam: what the fuck!?
professor: welcome to the rest of your lfie
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SEE REMEMBER THE THING YESTERDAY WITH THE GUY KEEPING THE OTHER GUY IN THE BASEMENT WELL THAT RIGHT THERE WAS THE PREQUEL HAHAHAHAHAHHA
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SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHY TTRACEY WHT THE FUCK MAAAAAAAAAN!
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WE NEED MORE WORDS
people are struggling every day to express themselves these poor people you, yes you with lots of words, you must invent new words for these people to express themselves with, it behooves you to do so!
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