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thing of the day (thing+502)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
i wasn't going to write a thing o fthe day today

but now i am

i don't know why

my nose is itcyh

my body alwyas

hurts

why does scratching get rid of an itch

what is an itch anyway

i don't know

why am i am me and not someone else

i don't know

I can't sit withoutg my body hurting

buti have ot sit

COME ON

how many times do I say these things

can I not creat anymore

is there no imagination left inside of me

no there isn't

there's only boring descritpions of what is currently happening

I'll try to writ e astory about a bear

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A bear was eating some pancakes in the woods.

"They're GRRRRRRREAT!" he said to his wife.

"I bought them myself!" she said.

"BOUGHT THEM? WHAT KIND OF A WIFE ARE YOU!" he said and savagely beat her.

He finished the pancakes. His wife hadn't moved.

"Get up," he said. "GET UP".

She was dead. He had killed her.

"What have I done," he said. "Who's going to make me pancakes now! Oh wait, she just bought them. I can do that. I never needed her at all!"

But then his wife awoke as a zombie bear.

"BRAINSSSSSSSSSSS!" she said, biting his ass.

"That's my ass!" he said.

"ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" she said, eating it.

"NOOOOO!" he cried. But it was too late.

Now he was a zombie too.

"They don't serve zombies in the pancake shop!" said a cat.

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yeah

let's never speak of it again



everyone will stop posting on message boards

faceboook isn't a community

i feel nothing

do i even like things

don't know

can't even bjdgbnvasd
nb

nb

just end it

end me

I'm nothing

a failed experiment

in nothingness

DEATH

GF_GFdh
esf

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JOE BRIg

rgfdsG_F_______

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