CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
my body hurts again like all the time in different spots I thought I had prostate cancer but I don't know it keeps moving around and i'm not urgently peeing really though i think my pee sensation feels different but anyway it's like pain parts iof my body sometimes me legs and my back and even my arms or my chest and this thwne i think it's my heart bascialy whereever it is I think it must be the worst thing associated with that part of the body but abnyway it's not like it's crippling pain that stops me moving around or whatever so I can't go to the doctor but it is alwys coming back and it's annoying and just a reminder that I'm a fucking dying thought process locked inside a decarying mortal stupid fucking human body and we need robot bodies now really because were' all just going to fcuking die without robot bodies for fuck's sake why does no one care that they're just going to die WHY
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and now another look at the 21st century for the cat people reading this in the future
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a guide to famous humans
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Barack Obama - the first bald Earth President, Barack was voted the world's sexiest man eighteen times before finally being elected Earth president. He sometimes does funny videos.
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Tony Stark - Inventor of the Iphone and also the microwave oven. Can fly.
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Nelson Mandella - I don't know who this is.
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Natalie Portwoman - The world's first female dentist, Natalie has moles all over her body and no one has ever managed to count them
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Mickey Mouse - A human sized mouse that eats children. Should not be approached.
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Batman - A bat sized man who eats smaller sized men. Should be approached often.
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Ted Turner - Cunt.
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Mentalist - No one knows.
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Jack Dee - Father to a murdered wife, husband to a murdered child and he will have revenge in this life or the next.
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Charles Horse - He lives in all of you.
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Superted - The greatest hero of the century, he defeated Osama Bin Laden and his army of COMMIE NAZIS on the moon using only the power of heart. Gets lots of cock (he's gay.)
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Caitlin Stasey - Sex positive hero.
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Magneto - A bible salesman.
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Winky Joe - Doesn't exist
Sally Struthers - I think she invented lice.
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as you can see there are a varied amount of people in this century each with different hair which I forgot to describe
I hope this helps
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and now another look at the 21st century for the cat people reading this in the future
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a guide to famous humans
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Barack Obama - the first bald Earth President, Barack was voted the world's sexiest man eighteen times before finally being elected Earth president. He sometimes does funny videos.
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Tony Stark - Inventor of the Iphone and also the microwave oven. Can fly.
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Nelson Mandella - I don't know who this is.
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Natalie Portwoman - The world's first female dentist, Natalie has moles all over her body and no one has ever managed to count them
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Mickey Mouse - A human sized mouse that eats children. Should not be approached.
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Batman - A bat sized man who eats smaller sized men. Should be approached often.
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Ted Turner - Cunt.
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Mentalist - No one knows.
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Jack Dee - Father to a murdered wife, husband to a murdered child and he will have revenge in this life or the next.
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Charles Horse - He lives in all of you.
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Superted - The greatest hero of the century, he defeated Osama Bin Laden and his army of COMMIE NAZIS on the moon using only the power of heart. Gets lots of cock (he's gay.)
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Caitlin Stasey - Sex positive hero.
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Magneto - A bible salesman.
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Winky Joe - Doesn't exist
Sally Struthers - I think she invented lice.
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as you can see there are a varied amount of people in this century each with different hair which I forgot to describe
I hope this helps
