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thing of the day (thing+541)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
The Squidinator will not be appearing in this thing of the day.

We are going oldschool.

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AND THAT MEANS IT SUCKS AND IS POINTLESS LIKE EVERY OTHER THING OF THE DAY EVER

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN YOU OPEN A THING OF THE DAY

IT'S JUST GOING TO BE THIS

IT'S JUST GOING TO BE ME TYPING SHIT

SAYING I HATE LIFE

SAYING I CAN'T BE HUMAN

BECAUSE I CAN'T

I TYPE FACTS

THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE ENTERTAINING TO READ

OR THAT YOU'LL UNDERSTAND

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ME

NO ONE CAN EVER BE ANYONE ELSE

NONE OF US SEE THE UNIVERSE THE SAME

IT'S JUST THAT SOME OF US ARE MORE TUNED IN TO EACH OTHER'S FUCKING BRAINS

I'M NOT

I CAN'T TUNE IN

I'M UNTUNED

haha

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seriously there is nothing

I can go to a new segment

but nothign is changed

brain is noodles

see the world through a cloud

glass

haze

noodles

whatever

i'm in there buried so deep

so much around me

a cacooon

not touching the world

not feeling

like

imagine a clever metaphor for what i just said

it's like that

oklkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


imagine

let's all pile pressure on me

don't ever let me abe me!

be me

don't try to understand that i need to approach things in ac ertain way

NO NO

when the chips are down

just tell me to be like you

just say "yeah but really you have to be like me"

don't respect my existence

erase my choice

delete delete

just fuckingsg


fthifngk

gf
gf
g

CHIPS ARE DONE

Down

chips

chipppppppppppppps

let me be me

just do it

do you not think i think about things in my own fucked up noodle wya?

of course i do

I think all the itme

too much

thoughts burst like bubble

but i keep blowing them

bubbles that is

thoughts

see that was nearly a metaphor

nearly!

under sand

buried in the dirt

can't break out

this is me

i'm this small

this size

can't grow into nothing

can't swim in noodles

can't flow

can't can't can't

lol

just a waste

well not really

just a thing

all life is the same

everything you are is deleted at the end

what happens to all my books when I die

that's a nnnnnnnnnoying

they'll just be lying there

what happens toa ll my bfemale celebriyt images when I die

is hould write a willl where I give all my female celebiryt images to needy people

or not

I hope I die wanking

or not

I don't want to die

really

it's stupid

can't we just invent robot bodies now

i'm only here because i'm thinkkkkkkkkkking

in a few moment i could be gone

and the unvierse would go on

whtout me

i can only see the niverse from my point ovirew

it can't see me at all

gfljggggggg







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another segment?

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no

stgments

segments are llies

or somethinggfd

if liv ate my brain she'd just kill herslef right awya

gash
hogj

g

maybe if i sleep some more thigns will get better!

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maybe if i do things differently it won't make a differene because I'll still be me

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maybe

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what am I deven doing now

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don't know

story

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man walked

man slept

man ate

man computered

man died

the end

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that man1/

classic ccccccharacter

the dude

the old bricklasher

the old jimmintyfuck

hitler shoes


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Hitler buys new shoes

)))))))))))

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Hitler: I'd like new shoes.

Shop Owner: This is a great honour to have you here, sir, buying new shoes.

Hitler: Ja, ja, give me shoes.

Shop Owner: Can I have a selfie first?

Hitler: Okay, make it snappy.

Shop Owner: Haha, snappy! Great pun!

Hitler: It wasn't a pun. Just hurry up!

Shop Owner: I'm not Jewish by the way.

Hitler: I didn't even ask!

Shop Owner: Or gay! I don't even find you sexy! NO DISRESPECT! If I WAS gay I would of course find you sex! I'd have a big erection right now from being in the presence of your sexiness. I'd cum in your moustache. But I'm not gay! OR A GYPSY!

Hitler: JUST TAKE YOUR SELFIE AND BRING ME MY SHOES.

Shop Owner: Yes, master.

Hitler: Thank you. Now, how about cumming in my moustache?

Shop Owner: I...what? But...are you...gay?

Hitler: I won't tell anyone if you don't.

Shop Owner: Oh boy! SEXY TIME!

Hitler: Ha! You fell for it! Now I know you ARE gay and I can have you...promoted!

Shop Owner: What?

Hitler: I love gays! I'm making you head of shoes!

Shop Owner: Oh Hitler, thank you! By the way, I actually am Jewish too!

Hitler: WHAT! DIE!

THE END

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they don't teach you that in your "history" books
 
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