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thing of the day (thing+567)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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it's not!

it's not a suqidinator story

ol
lololo

SORRY!

I KNOW YoU CRAVE SquID


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gggggggggggggggggggggg

but I need to represent just how dead my brain is

it's just murmurs of electrons now

or osmething

nuerons

lsodf

neurons

you onlyu have one brain

but you cna't do anything to stop it decaying

once childhood is over that's it

you're basically done

your life is set

you can't change anymore

yoou're an adult

a fucking adult

lol

and you can't change






it's done

)))))))))))


Mfa

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ga
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nothing

nothign forms

stoab randomly at keys

words caoeme up

I'm preogrammed to type words

but there's nothing behind them

I can't

df

I' mj ust here

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SCIENTIST STORY

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A scientist decided to track the origins of thoughts using nano bots. He sent nano bots into his brain then thought the thought "meep meep the fucklemeeps". He had the nano bots trace where that thought had come from. The found that he had heard it in his head before he thought it. But where was he hearing it from? The found that he was hearing it being thought before he had thought it. But where ERROR ERROR NANO BOTS EXPLODE.

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We've just animals it's stupid how we pretend we aren't we just have bettttttttttter brains but we're just animals of course we've fucking animals and we eat the bastards we4 fucking eat them imagine if we ate people you'd be all like "NO IT'S WRONG TO EAT PEOPLE" but eating anaimals and their animal brains is fine because we pretend we're something more we pretend GOD made us or some such shit but durr we only think that because evolution has tricked us into thinking that we're thinking when really it's just because we have language and words so we think in words and we think we're alive but we're not we're puppets of our own brains and we can't be free of that because then we woulnd't exist (not that we rally exist) and maybe the only freedom is DEATH!?!!?

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lp




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bodies are stupdi
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oi




^a drawing of my brain



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TIME STORY

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It was a year.

It was ten years later.

It was exactly the same.

It sucked.

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88888888888888888

98989

9
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89999999999999

989888888888888888888888888889
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BUT WHAT DO THOSE NUMBERS MEAN!

can you crack the secernet code?!!?1

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fd

do you think if the human race goes on long enoughit will change?

weill we eventulaally have biggggggggger brains

and better feet?

and such?

AND DON'oT SAY upload copies of your brain to a computer

because that's stoupid

if it's a coopy it's not you

why would I upload a fucking copy?

I don't live on AS the copy

I die with this brain

we need to make the actgually brains immortal

make them exist in a different dimenosn

a SOUL dimenions

so they can never bee destroyd
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that's it

tha'ts my missions!

convicnning the rest of the human race to make our biological brains immortal somehow

okay

I have a mission now!

and it betsni NOW

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hey everyone reading this: make our biological brains immortal somehow thanks

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MISSION COMPLETE
BLEEP BOOP
 
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