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thing of the day (thing+584)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
not a squidinator thing

not evena real thing

just nothing

there is nothing left of me

nothing

at all

nothing

at all

there is nothing left of me

nothing

at all

nothing

there isn't anything inside of me

nothing

at all

nothing

anytime I've said that before was wrong

this is it now

this is the afterlife

I'm already gone

this is the sign that it's over

I just sit here

waitng

and I'not even waiting for something to happen

maybe I used to be

but that disappeared long ago

really it wasn't even there

it was just a lie

and it faded

I knew it was a lie

so it would never stay

it all faded

and now

and now

and now

and now

and now

and now

and now

and now

_____________________

DESTROYER JOE

HE DESTROYED EVERYTHING

EVERY FUCKING THING

EVEN THE ATOMS

BUT THEN HE REALISED

HE HAD NOTHING LEFT TO DESTROY

YOU CAN'T REBUILD WHAT IS DESTROYED

NOT WHEN YOU DESTROY THE ATOMS ANYWAY

SO HE WAS ALONE

THERE WAS NOTHING TO DESTROY

BUT HIMSELF

BUT IF HE DESTROYED HIMSELF

HE WOULD HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO DESTROY

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Poor Destroyer Joe.

If only there was ore for him to destoryg
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maybe one day I'll reveal the secrets of the universe in random keystrikes

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maybe one day

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not today

________________

so the universe is infinite and willlast forever

(no it won't_)

well it will last a very long time

(okay)

so that means a lot of things will be invented in the future

(sure)

eventually death itself will be cured

(probably)

and eventually there will be time travel

(umm maybe)

and the ability to look back in time and read old posts on message boards

(wait, what)

and someone will eventually be so bored that they'll look back in time and read this

(they'd have to be really bored but sure)

so if you're reading this, person fromthe future...

(here it comes...)

PLEASE USE YOUR FUTURE TECHNOLOGY TO SEND THE CURE FOR DEATH BACK IN TIME AND MAKE ME IMMORTAL SO THAT I HAVE TIME TO ACTUALLY FUCKING DO ANYTHING WHY SHOULD PEOPLE DIE ANYWAY IT'S STUPID IT'S FUCKING SELFISH OF YOU FUTURE CUNTS TO KEEP THE CURE FOR DEATH TO YOURSEVES GIVE IT TO US TOO YOU BASTARDS OKAY SORRY FOR SWEARING I JUST FEEL REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT NOT DYING

(yeah, I'm sure you impressed those future people!)

______________________

ah

yeah

that's all Iv'e got

noboyd here understands me

or can dedicate their life to understanding me

so Ihave to talktoimagined peopleinthe future

helpme

but no there isnohelp

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thisis thened
theend of wacky captains

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