CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
NOt a squidinator THING!
HAHAhahaHA
SORRY
You thought you were gettings Squdinator
you get this instead
whoops!
that's life
1
you think one thing
BAM!
a horse!
that's life
you're walking down the stret
you thinkyou see an old friend from school
BAM!
it's Johnny Depp!
that's life!
tha'ts what all the peo[le
sya
lol
l
life
who decided it should be clalled life
rather than BRIEF EXISTENCE
why aren't we fucking telling children "YOU ONLY EXIST FOR A FUCKING BRIEF TIME AND THIS IS THE BEST PART OF THAT TIME SO HAVE ALL THE FUCKING FUN YOU CAN BECAUSE IT GETS SHIT REAL SOON"
fucking children
they do't know how good they have it
if I was a child again
I'f cuking
ummm
fucking
sit in the garden playing with my Transforemrs by myself
that's life1
yeah
that's lfie
1
this is life
rpetatedly writthe
repeatedly writing the same thing of the day every day for 593 days
that's life!
expeitn diffffffffffffferent resutls
no
excepting the same results
I have given my life to art
my life is the art
I show you all what life is by wasting it with this shit
that's not really true at all of course
I'm not choosing anything
if I could do other things
dont' you think I'd do them?
anything but this
but yeah
I want to leave something behind
on this mesage board that'll probably get closed down soon beasue everyone's leaving in droves beasue they don't give a fuck anymore
leaving something behind!
tha'ts life!"
yes
i need to creat the perfect metaphor for life
________________
Chad the robot exploded
________________
no that's not it
what kindof name is Chadanyway
Lol stupid ameRcains
with their guns
and their hamburgers
and their JEsus
fucking AMericans
I'd kill them all if I had a giant mechanical spider
but I do't
I have two
I watch them fight
fg
ad
b
gsd
_
dx
____________
PLAY
______________
(A man walks on stage.)
Man: I'm sorry the play has been cancelled. I will now give you all a full refund.
(He drops his trousers and begins to masturbate. Another man runs on stage and punches him.)
Second Man: Sorry, sorry, he's a random nutter who keeps showing up here at the theater. But the play really has been cancelled. I'll give you all a refund.
(He walks into the audience and gives a full refund to everyone there.)
Second Man: Really, you can all go now. Sorry for wasting your time.
(They try to leave but the door is locked.)
Second Man: What? But...
(First man jumps back up and stabs second man with an obviously fake knife. Second man "dies" in an unconvincing manner.)
Man: THIS was the play!
(He drops his trousers and begins masturbating again. Second man goes back out into the audience and collects all the money he just refunded.)
Second Man: Actually...
Man: This was all a con!
Second man: NEITHER OF US is in the play! And I just took back SLIGHTLY MORE money than I just gave you all! I think. I didn't really count.
Man: Wait, this was a poor play.
Second man: You get the fun part! Wanking! Why do I never get to wank!
Man: Because...you're really A WOMAN.
(Second man rips "his" clothes off to reveal that he is a woman.)
Woman: But women can masturbate too!
(Man pulls out a real gun and shoots woman dead for real.)
Man: Not in front of me they can't!
(Man turns the gun on himself and dies too. Audience are left alone in the locked room with two dead bodies for half an hour. Finally the police arrive.)
Police: Don't worry...this was all...REAL! NOT part of the play! They're really dead! ANd you sick fucks let it happen!
(Policeman pulls out a gun and begins "murdering" the audience but it's not a real gun so the audience does't know how to react.)
Police: Wait, we didn't think this part through.
(Man and Woman jump up.)
Man: THE POWER OF CHRIST restored us!
(All three dance to Rikishi's entrance music for ten minutes.)
FIN
_________________________________________
and if you just read that
you just read....
MY METAPHOR FOR LIFE!!!!
that's life!!!!
(no it meant nothing)
HAHAhahaHA
SORRY
You thought you were gettings Squdinator
you get this instead
whoops!
that's life
1
you think one thing
BAM!
a horse!
that's life
you're walking down the stret
you thinkyou see an old friend from school
BAM!
it's Johnny Depp!
that's life!
tha'ts what all the peo[le
sya
lol
l
life
who decided it should be clalled life
rather than BRIEF EXISTENCE
why aren't we fucking telling children "YOU ONLY EXIST FOR A FUCKING BRIEF TIME AND THIS IS THE BEST PART OF THAT TIME SO HAVE ALL THE FUCKING FUN YOU CAN BECAUSE IT GETS SHIT REAL SOON"
fucking children
they do't know how good they have it
if I was a child again
I'f cuking
ummm
fucking
sit in the garden playing with my Transforemrs by myself
that's life1
yeah
that's lfie
1
this is life
rpetatedly writthe
repeatedly writing the same thing of the day every day for 593 days
that's life!
expeitn diffffffffffffferent resutls
no
excepting the same results
I have given my life to art
my life is the art
I show you all what life is by wasting it with this shit
that's not really true at all of course
I'm not choosing anything
if I could do other things
dont' you think I'd do them?
anything but this
but yeah
I want to leave something behind
on this mesage board that'll probably get closed down soon beasue everyone's leaving in droves beasue they don't give a fuck anymore
leaving something behind!
tha'ts life!"
yes
i need to creat the perfect metaphor for life
________________
Chad the robot exploded
________________
no that's not it
what kindof name is Chadanyway
Lol stupid ameRcains
with their guns
and their hamburgers
and their JEsus
fucking AMericans
I'd kill them all if I had a giant mechanical spider
but I do't
I have two
I watch them fight
fg
ad
b
gsd
_
dx
____________
PLAY
______________
(A man walks on stage.)
Man: I'm sorry the play has been cancelled. I will now give you all a full refund.
(He drops his trousers and begins to masturbate. Another man runs on stage and punches him.)
Second Man: Sorry, sorry, he's a random nutter who keeps showing up here at the theater. But the play really has been cancelled. I'll give you all a refund.
(He walks into the audience and gives a full refund to everyone there.)
Second Man: Really, you can all go now. Sorry for wasting your time.
(They try to leave but the door is locked.)
Second Man: What? But...
(First man jumps back up and stabs second man with an obviously fake knife. Second man "dies" in an unconvincing manner.)
Man: THIS was the play!
(He drops his trousers and begins masturbating again. Second man goes back out into the audience and collects all the money he just refunded.)
Second Man: Actually...
Man: This was all a con!
Second man: NEITHER OF US is in the play! And I just took back SLIGHTLY MORE money than I just gave you all! I think. I didn't really count.
Man: Wait, this was a poor play.
Second man: You get the fun part! Wanking! Why do I never get to wank!
Man: Because...you're really A WOMAN.
(Second man rips "his" clothes off to reveal that he is a woman.)
Woman: But women can masturbate too!
(Man pulls out a real gun and shoots woman dead for real.)
Man: Not in front of me they can't!
(Man turns the gun on himself and dies too. Audience are left alone in the locked room with two dead bodies for half an hour. Finally the police arrive.)
Police: Don't worry...this was all...REAL! NOT part of the play! They're really dead! ANd you sick fucks let it happen!
(Policeman pulls out a gun and begins "murdering" the audience but it's not a real gun so the audience does't know how to react.)
Police: Wait, we didn't think this part through.
(Man and Woman jump up.)
Man: THE POWER OF CHRIST restored us!
(All three dance to Rikishi's entrance music for ten minutes.)
FIN
_________________________________________
and if you just read that
you just read....
MY METAPHOR FOR LIFE!!!!
that's life!!!!
(no it meant nothing)