CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
(Two Overlords are watching their empire from the black hole at the centre of the universe. We shall call them 1 and 2 for simplicity.)
1: How boring. The galaxies continue to spin.
2: Something just happened on Earth...
1: Earth? Isn't that a human world?
2: Yes, it was the ten thousand, five hundred and eight first planet to evolve human life. Nothing really special at all, but I placed it under special observation a while ago because it's a Jesus world. I guess I forgot to remove the observation.
1: I never remove observations, I just ignore the alerts.
2: Same here. Anyway, it's probably not even worth looking into.
1: Go on, tell me what happened.
2: Seems a supervisor used time travel without asking permission. Sent an observer back in time by a day.
1: Do we still care when they do things like that? I know we're supposed to punish them, but the supervisor probably knows what it's doing. And I don't care.
2: Me neither! It just doesn't happen very often. Seems the observe inserted a thought into a human's head and drove it insane.
1: Naughty!
2: I'm watching the whole drama in simulation now, I'll patch you in.
1: So the observer liked the insane human? How touching.
2: You know, we could have some fun with this...
1: Create a real flood? Haha, that would be funny. Our Masters won't care, will they?
2: No, but I don't think we can actually interfere with the weather on the planet...but we could send it through a wormhole. There's one nearby. We'd just have to nudge the solar system slightly...
1: And you're sure the Masters won't care...
2: We're allowed to do experiments, remember? The only reason we don't do it more often is because it's more fun to observe. But this time...I think an experiment could be worthy.
1: Do it then.
2: Already did. The planet will go through a wormhole shortly. Where it ends up, not even I know.
1: Shortly? I want it now!
2: We could make love again.
1: I guess. We could take the form of spae dinosaurs?
2: You always want to have space dinosaur sex!
1: It's fun!
2: Wait, the Earth just went through the wormhole. Oh my.
1: What?
2: You'll never guess where it came out...
1: How boring. The galaxies continue to spin.
2: Something just happened on Earth...
1: Earth? Isn't that a human world?
2: Yes, it was the ten thousand, five hundred and eight first planet to evolve human life. Nothing really special at all, but I placed it under special observation a while ago because it's a Jesus world. I guess I forgot to remove the observation.
1: I never remove observations, I just ignore the alerts.
2: Same here. Anyway, it's probably not even worth looking into.
1: Go on, tell me what happened.
2: Seems a supervisor used time travel without asking permission. Sent an observer back in time by a day.
1: Do we still care when they do things like that? I know we're supposed to punish them, but the supervisor probably knows what it's doing. And I don't care.
2: Me neither! It just doesn't happen very often. Seems the observe inserted a thought into a human's head and drove it insane.
1: Naughty!
2: I'm watching the whole drama in simulation now, I'll patch you in.
1: So the observer liked the insane human? How touching.
2: You know, we could have some fun with this...
1: Create a real flood? Haha, that would be funny. Our Masters won't care, will they?
2: No, but I don't think we can actually interfere with the weather on the planet...but we could send it through a wormhole. There's one nearby. We'd just have to nudge the solar system slightly...
1: And you're sure the Masters won't care...
2: We're allowed to do experiments, remember? The only reason we don't do it more often is because it's more fun to observe. But this time...I think an experiment could be worthy.
1: Do it then.
2: Already did. The planet will go through a wormhole shortly. Where it ends up, not even I know.
1: Shortly? I want it now!
2: We could make love again.
1: I guess. We could take the form of spae dinosaurs?
2: You always want to have space dinosaur sex!
1: It's fun!
2: Wait, the Earth just went through the wormhole. Oh my.
1: What?
2: You'll never guess where it came out...