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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA

SIX ONE NINE

BOOYAK BOOyAKA

FUCK THe POLICe

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Charles Horse had been thinking a lot about eating meat since his outburst/dream on the bus. He couldn't be sure if he'd actually said the things he'd said, but they'd made an impression on him anyway. Then he heard the news report linking processed meat to cancer. Of course. It all made sense. But there was more to it than that.

He was turning into a zombie.

He could feel it in his head. Every time he ate meat, his brain zombified more. But he couldn't eat anything else. He didn't know how to. He was what he was. So he kept going on. He craved more. He realised if he'd chosen not to eat meat at the younger age maybe he would have a chance. Maybe he wouldn't crave it. Maybe he'd feel healthier. Maybe he'd be able to talk to girls. Maybe.

But there was no hope for him, not now, so he kept on eating it. And he wondered if one day he'd want to eat human flesh. And after he thought that once, he couldn't get the thought out of his head. It would always be with him now.

He felt his brain turn to stone. He couldn't shake himself out of the dull, grey, stone feeling. In the old days he'd be able to recover, have moments when he felt better. Now? No. He was of stone.

He thought about biting people, when the cravings got too bad. He prepared himself. Tried to plan out how he'd do it. He wondered if he'd eat girls more than he'd eat guys. They were softer and fleshier, after all...

He had a very strange wank.

He felt a bit better after that. He always did. The pleasurable chemicals it released into his brain. They let him think. He thought about stopping eating meat, before he turned into a zombie. He went downstairs to see what he had in the house that was fruit or vegetable.

He had two bananas.

He started laughing.

He was going to be a zombie.

He was going to eat human flesh.

He started to wish it would come sooner.

It would feel like a great relief when he could finally bite someone.

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CHARLES HORSE THERE

HE ISN'T REAL OF COURSE

SO DON'T WORRY

HE'S NOT GOING TO EAT YOU

but he does live inside of you

oh yes

he loves inside of all of you

you could become him

unless you die first

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its' funny how you could just die at any moment, how your life has no meaning, how you'rejust flesh living inside a thing skull that could be easily destroyed, that your body could just stop working rightthe fuck now, that the moment when it does happen will be your present, will be the only thing there is, because the only thing that is real is right now, so the moment when you die will be your right now, the only thing that's real, the final thngs that's ever real

that's funny

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oh wia tit isn't

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yeah

just keepdoing it wheil you can

becaue

when you can't

there will be now wrld

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there's no afterlife by the way

I mean for fuck's sake

the fucking word "afterlife" is a fucking contradiction in terms

"life" is all there is

that's why it's called life

durp!

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yeah

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ashyaeyhghas
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hsahiasigija

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umm

I don't have anything I want to say here
 
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