CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
gagggggdhdahfafahfhe
hahahahahahahah
let's all luahg at how life is a joke
hahahahaha
yeah
that wans't very funny reall
y
is life a joke
or just a thing
imagine if no one told you you were going to die one day
and you thought life lasted forever
well
that would be a fucked up way to raise a child!
______________________________
Child: Mummy, what happens when you get old?
Mum: Nothing! You just keep on existing forever!
Child: Phew!
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why do I sometimes lose the feeling of needing to pee
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is this it
has thing of a day run out
my brain feels segmented
like a chocolate orange
and ti's melting
seriously
every time i start a thought it just fades away
gets too hard to think
brain gets itchy
can't thnk
why even try
should just sleep my life away
becasue
umm
wait
this is it
this is my fucking life
I should do things NOW
BUT I CAn'T OL
seriously
if you're in the future
reading this
travel bak in timeand fix my brain
travel to THIS POINT in time
okay
are you there yet?
have you fixed my brain?
no?
then I guess I've just proven that time travel willnever exist
because if it ever does exist surely someone wuld have thought of fixing my brain
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are you sexually attracted to girl muppets?
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it's time to fuck a girl muppet
it's time to fill them with cum
it's time to fuck a girl muppet on the filling a girl muppet with cum show tonight
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taga
sh
sa
hjhj
sa
hphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
don't fill a girl muppet with cum
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it's time to fuck a kidney
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what
Idon't even know
i shoud just typien without thinkg and see what happens but type words not just random keystrokes but how do you stype words without thinking you have to think to be able to form words you can't just go on auto-writing that's not a real thing they just made theat up the sasuages the bacone the ham the Bender from Futurama the big vAbowski hello liades gfhsfg it's time to full up of muppet cum an mupppet get pregnat can piggy get pregnant did Kermit put a baby in her and she had an abortion so they split up I bet that's what happened the dirty bitch but Kermit you should have covered your willy up you stupid green fucker it's your own fault okay cunt fucking kermit why has no one stabbed him that they should do a muppets where kermti gets stabbead and as he lies dying Fozzie says "it was me, Kermit, I stabbed you, wokka wokka!" and then pisses in Kermit'smouth andsays "FUCKA FUCKA" and you see Fozzie get an erection and he's about to violate Kermit when gonzo arrives with a gun and shoots him dead but Animals sees this and thinks Gonzo is the murdered and beats him to death and then Kermit wakes up becaue he was stabbed by a joke knife for a joke and he can't belive it and piggy walks in and says "just kill yourself, frog" and spits on him and he's about to hang himself when all the dead muppets turn into zombies and bite him and a muppet plague spread across the earth and we all die
that's what the muppets should do
hahahahahahahah
let's all luahg at how life is a joke
hahahahaha
yeah
that wans't very funny reall
y
is life a joke
or just a thing
imagine if no one told you you were going to die one day
and you thought life lasted forever
well
that would be a fucked up way to raise a child!
______________________________
Child: Mummy, what happens when you get old?
Mum: Nothing! You just keep on existing forever!
Child: Phew!
_________________________________
why do I sometimes lose the feeling of needing to pee
_________________________________
ds
b
b
fsd
b
sdfb
sd
b
sd
gf
ht
h
f
is this it
has thing of a day run out
my brain feels segmented
like a chocolate orange
and ti's melting
seriously
every time i start a thought it just fades away
gets too hard to think
brain gets itchy
can't thnk
why even try
should just sleep my life away
becasue
umm
wait
this is it
this is my fucking life
I should do things NOW
BUT I CAn'T OL
seriously
if you're in the future
reading this
travel bak in timeand fix my brain
travel to THIS POINT in time
okay
are you there yet?
have you fixed my brain?
no?
then I guess I've just proven that time travel willnever exist
because if it ever does exist surely someone wuld have thought of fixing my brain
________________________________
are you sexually attracted to girl muppets?
___________________________________
it's time to fuck a girl muppet
it's time to fill them with cum
it's time to fuck a girl muppet on the filling a girl muppet with cum show tonight
___________________________________
taga
sh
sa
hjhj
sa
hphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
don't fill a girl muppet with cum
_________________________________________________
it's time to fuck a kidney
_____________________
what
Idon't even know
i shoud just typien without thinkg and see what happens but type words not just random keystrokes but how do you stype words without thinking you have to think to be able to form words you can't just go on auto-writing that's not a real thing they just made theat up the sasuages the bacone the ham the Bender from Futurama the big vAbowski hello liades gfhsfg it's time to full up of muppet cum an mupppet get pregnat can piggy get pregnant did Kermit put a baby in her and she had an abortion so they split up I bet that's what happened the dirty bitch but Kermit you should have covered your willy up you stupid green fucker it's your own fault okay cunt fucking kermit why has no one stabbed him that they should do a muppets where kermti gets stabbead and as he lies dying Fozzie says "it was me, Kermit, I stabbed you, wokka wokka!" and then pisses in Kermit'smouth andsays "FUCKA FUCKA" and you see Fozzie get an erection and he's about to violate Kermit when gonzo arrives with a gun and shoots him dead but Animals sees this and thinks Gonzo is the murdered and beats him to death and then Kermit wakes up becaue he was stabbed by a joke knife for a joke and he can't belive it and piggy walks in and says "just kill yourself, frog" and spits on him and he's about to hang himself when all the dead muppets turn into zombies and bite him and a muppet plague spread across the earth and we all die
that's what the muppets should do
