CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
YEAH
IT'S A THING OF THE DAY YOU BETTER READ IT
IF YOU DON'T READ IT THEN YOU WON'T KNOW SHIT
ABOUT THE THINGS THAT ARE SAID IN THIS THING OF THE DAY
THE IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE HOW I'M NOT SECRETLY GAY
I USED TO THINK MAYBE I WAS BUT I'M PROBABLY NOT
IF ANYTHING I'M ASEXUEL AND THAT'S MY LOT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
YEAH!
IT'S A THING OF THE DAY BITCH
IT'S A THING OF THE MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
_______________________
that was a hardcore rock song
DEATH METAL
whatever
music
what is music
people who like music are snobs
people who like anything are snobs
fuck themm
best to just have nothing in your brain at all
at least you can be honest then
_______________________________________________________________________________
Frank Horse
Charles horse
what is the different between the two
someday I will reveal this truth
but that is the day on which I will die
_____________________________________
Hitler
imagine if you could clone hitler
and ask him why he did the things he did
he woudln't be able to answer
beasue clones don't have the experiences and memories of the person they are cloned from!
so clongin Hitler was kind of a waste of time you asshole
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BRICKS
________________
Man: Hi I'm a man.
Cat: Miow!
Man: Would that you could understand me.
Cat: Miaow!
Man: But you can't. You're a cat. Your brain is too small.
Cat: Purr.
Man: But how is my brain any better?
Cat: Meep.
Man: If only my brain was the same size as all matter in the universe!
Cat: Oh, shut up.
Man: You can talk!?
Cat: No. you just shot yourself. This is your dying brain firing off random shit.
Man: Oooh, what a twist!
Cat: Miaow!
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yeah
cats
they're just like peolple
except htey can't ttype
imagien a finthing of shtea
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ga
hi
sd
fv
imagine a thing
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imagine a thing of the day written by a cat!
___________
I want to eat some mice and wuzzle some humans!
____________
that's how it woudl read!
oh cats
simple cats
with their cats minds
and tails
they have tails
imagine having a tail!
____________________
yeah
is this long enough yet?
pad it out some more
add some lettuce
LETTUCE
___________________
yeah
long eough yet/
ppad it out some more
add some leise
g
fds
bvcLESBIANs
__________________
why do I care about lesibans
they're all just people
remember when being gay was a big deal
now it's about as meaningful as lettuce
_____________________
is this long enough yet
add some cabbage
LESBAINS!
WHy
________________
this long enough yet
pad some lettuce
bras!
__________________
this long enough yet
probably not
but this is all you get
sorry
YEAH
IT'S A THING OF THE DAY YOU BETTER READ IT
IF YOU DON'T READ IT THEN YOU WON'T KNOW SHIT
ABOUT THE THINGS THAT ARE SAID IN THIS THING OF THE DAY
THE IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE HOW I'M NOT SECRETLY GAY
I USED TO THINK MAYBE I WAS BUT I'M PROBABLY NOT
IF ANYTHING I'M ASEXUEL AND THAT'S MY LOT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
YEAH!
IT'S A THING OF THE DAY BITCH
IT'S A THING OF THE MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
_______________________
that was a hardcore rock song
DEATH METAL
whatever
music
what is music
people who like music are snobs
people who like anything are snobs
fuck themm
best to just have nothing in your brain at all
at least you can be honest then
_______________________________________________________________________________
Frank Horse
Charles horse
what is the different between the two
someday I will reveal this truth
but that is the day on which I will die
_____________________________________
Hitler
imagine if you could clone hitler
and ask him why he did the things he did
he woudln't be able to answer
beasue clones don't have the experiences and memories of the person they are cloned from!
so clongin Hitler was kind of a waste of time you asshole
_________________________________________
BRICKS
________________
Man: Hi I'm a man.
Cat: Miow!
Man: Would that you could understand me.
Cat: Miaow!
Man: But you can't. You're a cat. Your brain is too small.
Cat: Purr.
Man: But how is my brain any better?
Cat: Meep.
Man: If only my brain was the same size as all matter in the universe!
Cat: Oh, shut up.
Man: You can talk!?
Cat: No. you just shot yourself. This is your dying brain firing off random shit.
Man: Oooh, what a twist!
Cat: Miaow!
________________________
yeah
cats
they're just like peolple
except htey can't ttype
imagien a finthing of shtea
g
d
ga
hi
sd
fv
imagine a thing
asdfh
sfgh
sfIAMGe
imageinfg
s
dgf
imagine a thing of the day written by a cat!
___________
I want to eat some mice and wuzzle some humans!
____________
that's how it woudl read!
oh cats
simple cats
with their cats minds
and tails
they have tails
imagine having a tail!
____________________
yeah
is this long enough yet?
pad it out some more
add some lettuce
LETTUCE
___________________
yeah
long eough yet/
ppad it out some more
add some leise
g
fds
bvcLESBIANs
__________________
why do I care about lesibans
they're all just people
remember when being gay was a big deal
now it's about as meaningful as lettuce
_____________________
is this long enough yet
add some cabbage
LESBAINS!
WHy
________________
this long enough yet
pad some lettuce
bras!
__________________
this long enough yet
probably not
but this is all you get
sorry