CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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back hurts
can't write decmemwber story
beaue back hurts
well
that's the excuse
really i don't know where I'm going with it
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or with this
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GAGH and tisIPHONE BIrHTday thread slol
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Hitler walks into a bar.
Bar Man: What the fuck, Hitler! You're dead!
Hitler: I got better!
Bar Man: Man, how have you been.
Hitler: Thirsty!
(Bar man pours him a drink.)
Bar Man: Good to see you again, Hitty.
Hitler: Do we know each other?
Bar Man: It's me, Frank! You killed my family, remember?
Hitler: Oops! Sorry.
Bar Man: Hey, at least I got to buy this bar! My wife and six kids never would have let me. Always nagging.
Hitler: So things worked out well for all of us!
Bar Man: Yeah! So, Hitty, what are you going to do now you're back? Spread some hate again?
Hitler: Actually I was thinking of turning good.
Bar Man: Really?
Hitler: Got a black guy I can hug behind that bar?
Bar Man: Hitler! Hugging a black! Maybe there can be world peace after all!
Hitler: Maybe...and hopefully I'll get some pussy along the way.
Bar Man: What happened to Eva?
Hitler: Dead! She couldn't survive death like me. Wasn't strong enough. I am truly a super man...
Bar Man: You're pretty great!
Hitler: You could say I'm superior to all others.
Bar Man: I could...
Hitler: I think...I think I feel another genocide coming on.
Bar Man: Oh, Hitty, I thought you want to be good?
(Hitler shoots the Bar Man in the head.)
Hitler: Stop calling me Hitty. I'm the big, bad, Hitler man...and I'm back.
But all these events were actually the final dying thoughts of Hitler's dying brain!
THE END
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I can't remember the last time I peed
I don't think I went at the usual time that I sually pee
but I don't need to pee now
what if I never pee again
what will happen then
I'll die probably!
________________________
yeah
this is at hing of thedaygfda
fh
ah
fhda
h
ahaf
THING of tHE day
IT's AT HING of the dya
+________________
by the way Hitler dind't really die
HE'S BHINEd you1
back hurts
can't write decmemwber story
beaue back hurts
well
that's the excuse
really i don't know where I'm going with it
'
or with this
lo
lfd
s
l
_____________
bumn
bum
imageinf there'sno back bpain
g
sfpjad
pfp_________
huhu
hitler
image
g
a
a
A_G
GAGdf
GAGH and tisIPHONE BIrHTday thread slol
__________________
Hitler walks into a bar.
Bar Man: What the fuck, Hitler! You're dead!
Hitler: I got better!
Bar Man: Man, how have you been.
Hitler: Thirsty!
(Bar man pours him a drink.)
Bar Man: Good to see you again, Hitty.
Hitler: Do we know each other?
Bar Man: It's me, Frank! You killed my family, remember?
Hitler: Oops! Sorry.
Bar Man: Hey, at least I got to buy this bar! My wife and six kids never would have let me. Always nagging.
Hitler: So things worked out well for all of us!
Bar Man: Yeah! So, Hitty, what are you going to do now you're back? Spread some hate again?
Hitler: Actually I was thinking of turning good.
Bar Man: Really?
Hitler: Got a black guy I can hug behind that bar?
Bar Man: Hitler! Hugging a black! Maybe there can be world peace after all!
Hitler: Maybe...and hopefully I'll get some pussy along the way.
Bar Man: What happened to Eva?
Hitler: Dead! She couldn't survive death like me. Wasn't strong enough. I am truly a super man...
Bar Man: You're pretty great!
Hitler: You could say I'm superior to all others.
Bar Man: I could...
Hitler: I think...I think I feel another genocide coming on.
Bar Man: Oh, Hitty, I thought you want to be good?
(Hitler shoots the Bar Man in the head.)
Hitler: Stop calling me Hitty. I'm the big, bad, Hitler man...and I'm back.
But all these events were actually the final dying thoughts of Hitler's dying brain!
THE END
____________
I can't remember the last time I peed
I don't think I went at the usual time that I sually pee
but I don't need to pee now
what if I never pee again
what will happen then
I'll die probably!
________________________
yeah
this is at hing of thedaygfda
fh
ah
fhda
h
ahaf
THING of tHE day
IT's AT HING of the dya
+________________
by the way Hitler dind't really die
HE'S BHINEd you1