CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
THINg of the day
IT'S TIME FOr tHING of THe day
SOMETHING SOMETHING fill a MUPPET WIIHT cuM
SOMETHING SOMETHING JUst OING toIDjf
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gf
d
yeah
maybe ehre won't be a thing of the day today
maybe i'll do something different instead
maybe i'll replace my mind with salt
maybe
maybe i'll eat a brcik
maybe
maybe I'll go WHIPPLE whIPPLE
maybe
maybe
maybe nothign will happen ever and then i'll die
maybe!
maybe
mabye if you have an internet friend you should talk to them over the internet beasue it's easy to communicate using the internet
maybe
maybe you dont' have anything to say thouhg
maybe you can't explain howt he fuck you're a real person who is alive
maybe
maybe you just want to die but not really die because if you die you don't exist and that's it you only get one fucking life
one fucking life
fuck
this its
this is it
this is it
me typing this is all i'll ever exist for
the entire history of hte universe
and all I get is this thing of theday
and other equaly insigificant events
even people who actually did stuff still died
less than a hundred years
in an infinitie unviesre
and we're nothing
and yeah
I didn't want to go over all that agin
_)_______________
BARKy tHe dog FELT LIKE BARKING
"WOOF WOOF" HE SAID tO a GIRL dog
"BARK BARK" SHe sAID. SHE WAS SEXY.
"WOOF WOOF" SAID BARKY he waNT to SEX her.
"BARK BARK" SHE SAID SHE WASN'T IN TO IT
BARKY RESPECT HER SO HE WANT HOME ANd HUMP HIS FAVOuRite hUMP TOy INsteaD AND EJACULATED ALL OVER IT
THEN HIS OWNER CALLED HIMA DIRTY DOG AND KICKED HIM INTO THe gARDEN
ALL BECAUSE HE RESPECT GIrl dOGS
POOR BARKY
____________________
yeah por barkyhn
fdgn
dogs
who invented dogs
horses
if horses are part of evolution...
why do they have saddles?!
aNSWER ME THAt, SCIENTISTS
HOW COME YOU CAN RIDE hOrSES If THey evoLved wITHOut HUMANs
ANSWER that dawKINS
you cant
God exists
it's vovous
obvious
___________________________________
wnak wank wank wnak
are you sick of all these fucking people in adverts pretending to be Star Wars fans
I BET THEY'VE NEVER WATCHed clone WARS Or READ A COMIC LIKE ME
and they're all "YEAH I LOVE STAR WARS PEW PEW HAN SOLO PEW PEW TOO MUCH cIg IN tHe PREQuels yeah"
and they probably think Big Bang Theory is good
probably
cunts
________________________________________
time to pad out this thing of the day
with
MY BRAIN
THIS IS My bRAIN
IT'S MADE OUT OF SALT
there
that was some padding
maybe
I'm not thinking my toughts
I'm listening to them
so who is thinkin my hingffdh
gg
________________
really what is life
_____________________
I wish I had been bornin the year 3808348528580 when they have invented BETteR lIVES
________________________
DUMD h
n
n
d
n
g
d
image
yeah
so
yeah
should have not written this
IT'S TIME FOr tHING of THe day
SOMETHING SOMETHING fill a MUPPET WIIHT cuM
SOMETHING SOMETHING JUst OING toIDjf
v
gf
d
yeah
maybe ehre won't be a thing of the day today
maybe i'll do something different instead
maybe i'll replace my mind with salt
maybe
maybe i'll eat a brcik
maybe
maybe I'll go WHIPPLE whIPPLE
maybe
maybe
maybe nothign will happen ever and then i'll die
maybe!
maybe
mabye if you have an internet friend you should talk to them over the internet beasue it's easy to communicate using the internet
maybe
maybe you dont' have anything to say thouhg
maybe you can't explain howt he fuck you're a real person who is alive
maybe
maybe you just want to die but not really die because if you die you don't exist and that's it you only get one fucking life
one fucking life
fuck
this its
this is it
this is it
me typing this is all i'll ever exist for
the entire history of hte universe
and all I get is this thing of theday
and other equaly insigificant events
even people who actually did stuff still died
less than a hundred years
in an infinitie unviesre
and we're nothing
and yeah
I didn't want to go over all that agin
_)_______________
BARKy tHe dog FELT LIKE BARKING
"WOOF WOOF" HE SAID tO a GIRL dog
"BARK BARK" SHe sAID. SHE WAS SEXY.
"WOOF WOOF" SAID BARKY he waNT to SEX her.
"BARK BARK" SHE SAID SHE WASN'T IN TO IT
BARKY RESPECT HER SO HE WANT HOME ANd HUMP HIS FAVOuRite hUMP TOy INsteaD AND EJACULATED ALL OVER IT
THEN HIS OWNER CALLED HIMA DIRTY DOG AND KICKED HIM INTO THe gARDEN
ALL BECAUSE HE RESPECT GIrl dOGS
POOR BARKY
____________________
yeah por barkyhn
fdgn
dogs
who invented dogs
horses
if horses are part of evolution...
why do they have saddles?!
aNSWER ME THAt, SCIENTISTS
HOW COME YOU CAN RIDE hOrSES If THey evoLved wITHOut HUMANs
ANSWER that dawKINS
you cant
God exists
it's vovous
obvious
___________________________________
wnak wank wank wnak
are you sick of all these fucking people in adverts pretending to be Star Wars fans
I BET THEY'VE NEVER WATCHed clone WARS Or READ A COMIC LIKE ME
and they're all "YEAH I LOVE STAR WARS PEW PEW HAN SOLO PEW PEW TOO MUCH cIg IN tHe PREQuels yeah"
and they probably think Big Bang Theory is good
probably
cunts
________________________________________
time to pad out this thing of the day
with
MY BRAIN
THIS IS My bRAIN
IT'S MADE OUT OF SALT
there
that was some padding
maybe
I'm not thinking my toughts
I'm listening to them
so who is thinkin my hingffdh
gg
________________
really what is life
_____________________
I wish I had been bornin the year 3808348528580 when they have invented BETteR lIVES
________________________
DUMD h
n
n
d
n
g
d
image
yeah
so
yeah
should have not written this